Nationals have safely left niger following a military coup in the country last week. Theyre currently aboard a french flight heading for paris as European Countries have been evacuated , their citizens from evacuated, their citizens from the west african nation after the west african nation after the army overthrew the president. The Foreign Office says only a very small number of brits remain in the country and are receiving support right now. A man has been found guilty of murdering his ten month old stepson. Jacob crouch was found stepson. Jacob crouch was found deadin stepson. Jacob crouch was found dead in his cot at his derbyshire home in december 2020. He had suffered 39 rib fractures. He had 19 visible fractures. He had 19 visible bruises and several internal injuries , as craig crouch has injuries, as craig crouch has been convicted of murder and three counts of Child Cruelty. Three counts of Child Cruelty. The babys mother, gemma barton, was also found guilty of Child Cruelty and causing or allowing his death. A preliminary study his death. A preliminary study has found. Ai tools may be able to help in the fight against breast cancer. Researchers have found Computer Aided Detection can spot signs of the disease in mammograms at a similar rate to radiologists in the study. Ai supported screening detected more cancer cases than standard screening without generating a higher number of false positives. The nhs is now looking into how it can use the technology in its breast screening programme. Its breast screening programme. This is gb news across the uk on tv , in your car, on digital tv, in your car, on Digital Radio and on your Smart Speaker by saying play gb news now time for headliners. For headliners. Hello and welcome to headliners. The best paper preview show on tv. Joining me to run through on tv. Joining me to run through thursdays newspapers is someone who lives on a boat. Cressida wetton and someone who lives in all our hearts. Nick dixon. Yeah, someone nick dixon. Yeah, someone paid me to say that. Paid me to say that. I dont really believe it. I think youre a deeply evil man. Oh ive got props tonight. Ive been given our senior producer. Martin has given me the andrew tate award for hencote male. How about that . How about that . Well, theres the context for that. Theres no context. He just wanted to give me. He just wanted to give me. He just wanted to give me. He just wanted to honour my word. Well, i think you should take your shirt off now so we can all judge. Emma judge. Do that. But ill i cant do that. But ill send you the pics later, okay . Okay. This has got very strange very quickly, lets strange very quickly, but lets have at those front have a look at those front pages. Thursdays mail pages. So thursdays daily mail is green power firm is running with green power firm taking us for fools. The telegraph has a minister faces police racist Police Inquiry over racist leaflet the get on your leaflet. The times get on your delivery minister the delivery bike minister tells the over a bit harsh guardian over 50s a bit harsh guardian has trump court date sets us on course for election clash and the daily mail leads with rishi nhs strikes are to blame for waiting lists and the daily star. The proof is out there, their usual alien nonsense. And their usual alien nonsense. And those were your front pages. So those were your front pages. So were going to kick off with the front of the telegraph whos got this one . Thats me, minister faces Police Inquiry over racing seat leaflet. So david davis, the welsh secretary, hes been campaigning over a new proposed traveller site in his constituency. And as always with these things, theres been some resistance , but hes put out resistance, but hes put out a leaflet referring to a gypsy camp and people dont like that i so so| so i noticed in the headline when it talks about the racist leaflet, it puts racists in quotation marks. So theres obviously some sort of debate, some dispute about whether or not leaflet is racist. What not the leaflet is racist. What what is it in the leaflet that has upset people . Precisely i think word racist. Has upset people . Precisely i thirthe word racist. Has upset people . Precisely i thirthe racists ord racist. Has upset people . Precisely i thirthe racists where ist. Has upset people . Precisely i thirthe racists where gypsy, the racists where gypsy, isnt it . Yeah, it says gypsy and traveller coming your traveller site coming to your area with an exclamation area soon with an exclamation mark. Think exclamation mark. I think the exclamation mark. I think the exclamation mark clever. Its mark is quite clever. Its making sound its making it sound like its a positive and its not necessarily meant as a positive and that is the word gypsy concerned had a racist term because people it because ive heard people use it as descriptive term. As a descriptive term. People reputable , some people quite reputable, isuppose some people quite reputable, i suppose depends how you say i suppose it depends how you say it. Think yeah. Is it. I think thats. Yeah. Is that it is . Very much. That what it is . Very much. And, and the people that say of community, of their own community, thats fine isnt it. People that put an o on the end of the first syllable. Not so much. Sort of part the youre sort of part of the Traveller Community if youre going that in a broader going to say that in a broader sense, on your sense, you travel around on your goodness, live on a boat, goodness, you live on a boat, you can travel, you have the facility nomad, you facility to you are a nomad, you knock on someones neighbourhood. Ive got no address. I am a 9yp5y ive got no address. I am a gypsy of the canals. Thats how ive got no address. I am a gidentify. He canals. Thats how i identify. Is the word nomad better . Is that considered less offensive . I to find a less i dont just want to find a less offensive alternative. I dont just want to find a less offensdepends1ative. I dont just want to find a less offensdepends whos saying it in it depends whos saying it in the tone, doesnt it . Yeah. I have a nomadic lifestyle. Yes, at the moment. Your boat yes. Does your boat move . Yes. Well, there go. So you are well, there we go. So you are a traveller. Technically, you are a traveller. Traveller dont think. I dont but i dont think. I dont think the leaflets aimed at me but i dont think. I dont thitk the leaflets aimed at me but i dont think. I dont thitk th no. So. So what do you think . You should then at this you should do then at this point . I mean, theres actual point . I mean, theres an actual Police Inquiry this and Police Inquiry over this and some are suggesting is some people are suggesting is this really the best use of police exactly. Police time . Well, exactly. Potentially apparently, its potentially a hate incident. A non crime hate incident. Oh, god. Oh, god. Are we still doing this . Are we still doing this . Theyve gone, havent they . I they . Ithought they . I thought moved on from that. Are they back . Yeah. Oh, blimey. Well, look, well blimey. Okay well, look, well move now to front cover move on now to the front cover of times. Nick, what are of the times. Nick, what are they with thursday . They leading with on thursday . Yeah, theyve got. Get okay. Yeah, theyve got. Get on delivery bike, minister on your delivery bike, minister tells overfifties. Is tells the overfifties. This is mel and work mel stride. Pensions and work secretary and pensions, if secretary work and pensions, if you that you prefer. And hes saying that if youre 50, you can do if youre over 50, you can do things like delivery because things like delivery job because theyre offering flexibility. I think the hours, not think he means the hours, not the physical flexibility, which will it . Will also be required, isnt it . Its youre over 50 its both. If youre over 50 on a bike. I imagine it is a bike. Yes i imagine it is both. And apparently its been a 62 increase in riders over 50 with deliveroo since 2021. So people because people are doing it because youre basically. Then youre retired, basically. Then youre retired, basically. Then you whoops, i retired during you go, whoops, i retired during covid. Have much covid. I dont have as much money as i thought and you have to literally get on your bike. But i mean, thats not but over 50, i mean, thats not exactly is exactly old, is it . Thats not retirement age. No thats sort of it. He could he could go on a bike. Imagine Lewis Schaffer turning up at your house with a pizza. That is quite terrifying. You shouldnt eat it. Yeah, he will tell full of carbs and tell you its full of carbs and that youve got diabetes. Itd be time youve be freezing by the time youve got chance eat it. Yeah. So got a chance to eat it. Yeah. So is anything more to add to is there anything more to add to this cressida, are you this one . Cressida, are you outraged . A good idea . Thats a good idea. I think good to do if i think its good to do a physical, ill do something physical, ill do something physical it . Yes. Im going to start moonlighting for deliveroo. I think will there yet. No, think i will not there yet. No, im there yet. But you know, im not there yet. But you know, im not there yet. But you know, i could do with the money anyway, were going to move on to cover of the daily to the front cover of the daily mail. What they mail. Cressida, what are they going with . They got harry and they have got a harry and meghan story. Will harry and meghans video silence meghans loved up video silence the gossip. Okay, whats happening here . The gossip. Oivideo hats happening here . The gossip. Oivideo ists happening here . The gossip. Oivideo is thisappening here . The gossip. Oivideo is this exactly . Here . What video is this exactly . Apparently, a video of apparently, its a video of them on. Youve watched them getting on. Youve watched it, you . It, havent you . Watched it you didnt ive watched it so you didnt have what is it then . Have to. What is it then . Just. Just. Its typical promotional its a typical promotional fluff, nonsense fluff, empowerment nonsense piece. Someone and piece. Someone calls in and i actually boring. Actually dont it was so boring. I cant even watch it. Five minutes ago, someone calls to in say for this new say thank you for this new scheme, they oh, were scheme, and they say, oh, were all empowered. Thats my empower. Why does it describe as why does it describe it as a loved yeah, whats loved up video . Yeah, whats going on . Because in the video theyre sort of like theres sort of like because theres been rumours their been rumours about their marriage. The marriage. Yeah. Its just the idea them together video idea of them together in a video getting as a kind of getting on is seen as a kind of pr stunt. So its not just about that. Its the very fact that theyre not shouting at each other. Difficult other. Its very difficult to trust things trust a lot of the things that they out because, you they put out there because, you know, film, the know, in the film, the documentary, i havent documentary, which i havent watched, that its watched, but im told that its full sort really intimate, full of sort of really intimate, like Text Messages sent like Text Messages theyve sent to and photographs them. And, and photographs of them. And, you dont and photographs of them. And, you dont mind you know, they dont mind putting there, do putting everything out there, do they . I putting everything out there, do they . I watched snippet they . I watched a tiny snippet where mocking, to where she was mocking, having to bow. Saw that snippet. Shes that wrong. Shes got that wrong. Shes got that wrong. Didnt very misjudged. So thats why im judging her on a tiny amount of footage. Well, seems yeah, well, that seems appropriate. Were going to move on the cover of the on now to the front cover of the star. Nick, of course, the star. And nick, of course, the star. Seem obsessed with star. They seem obsessed with auens star. They seem obsessed with aliens at moment. Daily aliens at the moment. The daily star. An alien story. I love weve skipped i love that weve skipped justin marriage to. To Justin Trudeaus marriage to. To go stars typical Justin Trudeaus marriage to. To go story. Stars typical Justin Trudeaus marriage to. To go story. So stars typical Justin Trudeaus marriage to. To go story. So theyve ypical Justin Trudeaus marriage to. To go story. So theyve gone. Alien story. So theyve gone with the proof is out there, which is a kind of pun. Andrew if x files, it if you remember the x files, it was is out there. Was the truth is out there. Thats what oh yes, thats what they. I didnt get actually. Didnt get that actually. It. Yeah. This ive explained it. Yeah. This is im here. Is why im here. Okay. Is why im here. And . Is why im here. And the worlds number one boffin, but i havent been able to out. I havent been out to find out. I havent been out to find out. I havent been out to find out. I havent been out to find more detail on who to find out. I havent been out to fi actual more detail on who to find out. I havent been out to fi actual boffinietail on who to find out. I havent been out to fi actual boffin is,3il on who to find out. I havent been out to fi actual boffin is, butn who to find out. I havent been out to fi actual boffin is, but heso this actual boffin is, but hes said number one said that the worlds number one space has vowed to space scientist has vowed to show readers. Show daily star readers. I dont know theyre first know why theyre getting first preference, evidence know why theyre getting first pr they want to be aliens. They want there to be aliens. They want there to be aliens. Be camping yeah. Theyd be camping out like that out for like people that camp out for cliff tickets the night Cliff Richard tickets the night they want. Okay well since we skipped it, to ask you it, im going to ask you about justin marriage, which it, im going to ask you about ju on| marriage, which it, im going to ask you about ju on the marriage, which it, im going to ask you about ju on the front marriage, which it, im going to ask you about ju on the front coverriage, which it, im going to ask you about ju on the front coverriagthe vhich is on the front cover of the daily and the times Daily Telegraph and the times arms, i believe. Yes. Justin trudeau announced his separation from wife after 18 years is so theyre going their separate ways. Theyve released this statement that says they remain a close family with deep love and respect for each other and for everything theyve built and continue to build. And apparently theyre going on houday apparently theyre going on holiday together their holiday together with all their kids mean, that sounds relaxing. No, just because no, thats just because theyve advance and theyve booked it in advance and theyve booked it in advance and they the money if they wont get the money back if they wont get the money back if they know, its just they if they you know, its just a financial thing. I would have thought some of websites thought some of these websites wont so you wont give you refunds, so you have in holiday. But have to go in the holiday. But in talks about in the article it talks about how there are rumours about xtramath little affairs because he he talked he wrote a book where he talked about something and someone asked him, is that for an asked him, is that code for an extra he says extra marital affair . He says no. Did say no. He no. No. He did say no. He says no. So yeah, he says, no, not so yeah, he says, no, im not sure legally allowed sure what were legally allowed to apparently hes to say, but apparently hes denied imagine to denied it. But imagine having to go holiday justin go on holiday with Justin Trudeau even trudeau and youre not even married him anymore. Then married to him anymore. Then thats even worse. I noticed thats even worse. I noticed that peterson, hates that jordan peterson, who hates trudeau, that jordan peterson, who hates trudealon earth, said anyone on earth, said condolences. He said divorce is horrible. So that was nice. Thats thats good okay, thats thats good because its not a great thing, even though trudeau is awful. And basically ways, its and basically all ways, its not when anyone not a good thing when anyone gets it also, gets divorced. And it also, aside the personal aspect, aside from the personal aspect, also marriage also weakens marriage as an institution. You know, after institution. If you know, after 18 years, still cant. 18 years, you still cant. We dont know well, we dont we dont know whats in whats going on in that marriage. Absolutely marriage. We know absolutely nothing it. Im assuming nothing about it. Im assuming its blackface. Its because of the blackface. You cant you know, because you you cant stay with someone who keeps doing its doing that, can you . Its embarrassing. Doing that, can you . Its embarra okay well, thats the anyway. Okay well, thats the front pages out of the way. So after break, were going to after the break, were going to be the fall of a be talking about the fall of a p0p be talking about the fall of a pop giant, lizzo, bank pop giant, lizzo, more bank shenanigans and how not to fake your own death. See you in a welcome back to headliners. Your welcome back to headliners. Your first look at thursdays newspapers with me, andrew doyle and Cressida Wetton and the hengist man at gb news nick dixon, official lets kick off with this from the telegraph. A slight visa problem. Cressida more than 100,000 ukrainians face being kicked out of britain in 2025. So lots of ukrainians came over because of the war and they were granted a sort of special bespoke three year visa. Thats coming to an end. So the tories, coming to an end. So the tories, the tory mps are demanding clarity because obviously for people who dont know where theyre going to live, thats nightmare. Were they just envisaging that the war wouldnt last three years . Thats a good question, isnt it . Mean, cant just it . I mean, cant they just renew . Thought. Renew . It was my first thought. That would be the obvious. Theyre talking about making it so almost kind it so theyre almost kind of like residencies. Like permanent residencies. It turns half of turns out about half of them would to stay okay, because would like to stay okay, because ukraine be in bit ukraine is going to be in a bit of when they go back for of a state when they go back for quite long time. Of a state when they go back for quii� long time. Of a state when they go back for quii think|g time. Of a state when they go back for quii think it time. Of a state when they go back for quii think it will�. Of a state when they go back for quii think it will be. And of i think it will be. And of course, war isnt over. So, course, the war isnt over. So, nick, a bit of a mess up, isnt it, this one . Yeah. Mean, they want a further i mean, they want a further bespoke response, is bespoke response, which is a weird saying a weird way of saying it and a higher but higher degree of certainty, but not total citizenship, but more certain got now. Not total citizenship, but more certain real got now. Not total citizenship, but more certain real full got now. Not total citizenship, but more certain real full citizens. Iow. But not real full citizens. And clear. Thats nice and clear. Thats nice and clear. Yeah. I mean, look, i would put immigration at zero, as you know, i was going let know, but if i was going to let anyone be anyone in, i guess it would be the ukrainians and their christians. Theyre probably the ukrainians and their christian be heyre probably the ukrainians and their christian be quitee probably the ukrainians and their christian be quite grateful. going to be quite grateful. People fleeing war. You know, that thing that seems like a fair thing to. But doesnt naive they but it doesnt naive when they say its making say things like, oh, its making it very difficult for to plan. Its like, yeah, war will do that. It does, doesnt it . Okay well, were going move on now well, were going to move on now to more banks to the times yet more banks acting moral arbiters. Nick. To the times yet more banks acting neveral arbiters. Nick. To the times yet more banks acting never learn, ters. Nick. To the times yet more banks acting never learn, will nick. To the times yet more banks acting never learn, will they . Theyll never learn, will they . Monzo denied i know its monzo bank denied jeremy as staff jeremy hunt an account as staff called tories evil. So they said things like the staff at monzo that Jacob Rees Mogg, sirjacob that Jacob Rees Mogg, sir Jacob Rees Mogg do the human rees mogg could do the human race by leaving race a favour by leaving politics. They also called politics. And they also called jk vile , a senior jk rowling vile, a senior manager. Shockingly now this was on what they call a slack forum , which is these internal discussion forums which all the slack forums at twitter got them in a lot of trouble when they were. Yeah, maybe were leaked. Yeah, maybe it deletes delete deletes slack, delete slack banks. Yeah. Your friend or just banks. Yeah. It your friend or just banks. Yeah. It through ur friend or just banks. Yeah. It through the riend or just banks. Yeah. It through the air1d or just banks. Yeah. It through the air because say it through the air because this actually this is theyre actually communicating official communicating on official company channels. Communicating on official con right . hannels. Communicating on official con right . So 1nels. Communicating on official con right . So obviously this right . So obviously this stuff can be retrieved. You stuff can be retrieved. You know, sounds like a bank know, monzo sounds like a bank for muppets anyway, doesnt it . Its right . It its the muppet bank, right . It sounds up. It sounds like sounds made up. It sounds like i run it. Know . Yeah, it just run it. You know . Yeah, it just sounds so but the thing sounds stupid. So but the thing is, theyre talking. What happened . The worry happened . I think the worry about kind stuff is about this kind of stuff is theyre jk rowling about this kind of stuff is theyr mean, thats my well, i mean, thats my concern is that does is concern is that what it does is it of communicates to the it sort of communicates to the staff, you better have right staff, you better have the right point view you want to get point of view if you want to get on i think its on in this company. I think its not for the people working not good for the people working there than anything. There more than anything. Okay. Were to were going to move on to thursdays next. Thursdays times next. Is this a case mistaken identity or case of mistaken identity or someone a someone truly committed to a lie . Cressida Nicholas Rossi rape suspect who faked his own death can be extradited to us. So this guy, 36, is wanted by authorities in utah for allegedly raping a woman in 2008. So after this happened, he started to circulate reports of his own death. He put out a rumour about himself that he had cancen rumour about himself that he had cancer, came over here. I believe hes now living in scotland. And then in 2010, oh, here he is. Theres video of him and theres the video of him and hes look ill. Hes made an effort to look ill. Ill give that. He does look ill give him that. He does look pasty. Cancer and. Pasty. Hes had cancer and. Sorry, covid. And when he was he a coma and thats when he was in a coma and thats when he was in a coma and thats when he right. He got arrested. Right. Thats when he but thats also when he claims to have been covered in tattoos. So his are much tattoos. So his tattoos are much like. Like the guy. Oh, hes trying to stand up. Like the guy. Not hes trying to stand up. Like the guy. Not tos trying to stand up. Like the guy. Not to be. Ying to stand up. Like the guy. Not to be. He] to stand up. Like the guy. Not to be. He woke and up. Like the guy. Not to be. He woke upi up. Like the guy. Not to be. He woke up and said he was shocked to hed said he was shocked to find hed been in that been covered in tattoos that resembled american resembled those of an american fugitive his death fugitive who faked his own death. Claiming that. Yeah, i. So hes claiming that. Yeah, i mean, who the tattoos mean, thats who put the tattoos there. Extraordinary it doesnt sound. Doesnt it doesnt sound. It doesnt look the way look convincing. Anyway the way he looks he stumbled there, that looks like thats bad acting. He stumbled there, that looks like he ats bad acting. He stumbled there, that looks like he pretendedad acting. He stumbled there, that looks like he pretended to acting. He stumbled there, that looks like he pretended to actinga he pretended to be in a wheelchair, but his doctor said that. Said he that. The doctor said that he was completely had was completely fine and had strong legs. He strong athletic legs. He pretended does pretended to be jewish. How does he he have wife . He how does he have a wife . This is want to know. Theres is what i want to know. Theres so many single men out there struggling this has struggling and this guy has whos faked death, whos faked his own death, pretends in a wheelchair. Pretends to be in a wheelchair. Hes wife. Hes got a devoted wife. Do people you can how do people think you can fake own death, make it fake your own death, make it work . Cant these days work . You cant these days with the fake the internet. You cant fake your death. Its not like the internet. You cant fake you days death. Its not like the internet. You cant fake you days ofzath. Its not like the internet. You cant fake you days of elvisits not like the internet. You cant fake you days of elvis whent like the internet. You cant fake you days of elvis when he ke the internet. You cant fake you days of elvis when he did it. And this is what hes finding out, isnt it . Absolutely. Okay right. Were going the going to move on to the telegraph lizzo . Telegraph now. Who is lizzo . Nick lizzo. Andrew a popular recording andrew is a popular recording artist. Right. You artist. Right. Okay. Have you not not familiar . Whats not are you not familiar . Whats herwhats surname . Whats lizzos surname . Whats lizzos surname . Smith. Uh, smith. Uh, smith. Smith. Smith, sir. Smith. Okay. Smith, sir. Smith. Okay. A yeah, shes a great shes a yeah, shes a great recording artist, and shes been accused of Sexual Harassment and fat shaming by former dancers. And there are some words i cant say basically been say, but basically theres been a lot of claims which. Well, yeah, i said those the yeah, i said those ones, the ones allowed say. But ones im allowed to say. But there other ones i cant say there are other ones i cant say anyway. Accused anyway. But theyve been accused of all sorts of things that i cant say. Some of them involve bananas and oh, see, its on the right. And there was a there was also who a member of also someone who was a member of her squad who slammed her dance squad who slammed workers had sex before workers who had had sex before marriage. So that part i approve of. Of it sounds of. But the rest of it sounds like was a pretty toxic like it was a pretty toxic workplace, say least. Workplace, to say the least. Okay. Mean, thats her is okay. I mean, thats her is it . Yeah. And they even shamed someone for being for putting on weight, ironic weight, which was quite ironic given shes the kind of shes a body person. Body positivity person. Shes obviously right. And shes obviously a large lady. Dont you think, though, that this tells us that shes not really happy, isnt clearly like we all know, we all know. We all you know, we all know. I think she goes home at night and we all you know, we all know. I thinkherselfas home at night and we all you know, we all know. I think herself to home at night and we all you know, we all know. I think herself to sleep at night and we all you know, we all know. I thinkherself to sleep like ght and cries herself to sleep like everybody shes everybody else. You know, shes well, what vicious way to well, what a vicious way to behave true. Behave if its true. True, we should if its true, we should emphasise okay. Moving on emphasise that. Okay. Moving on to the times now trump on to to the times now is trump on to something headline . Something with this headline . Whats something with this headline . Wh yeah, its donald trump yeah, so its donald trump indicted and i have more support than ever before says ex president and he probably doesi ex president and he probably does i mean theyve made trump more powerful than they can possibly imagine, like possibly imagine, much like obi wan in obi wan kenobi, because in the short maybe end short term, maybe hell end up in prison. The long term, in prison. But in the long term, i becomes a martyr. So i think he becomes a martyr. So as you theyve already as you know, theyve already indicted and indicted him a few times. And this concerns the january this one concerns the january 6th stuff. And whereas other times go, okay, he seem times you go, okay, he does seem he has mishandled he perhaps he has mishandled classified and classified documents and shown things people that he things to people that he shouldnt. There may shouldnt. And there may be something there. This, to me doesnt like there much doesnt seem like there is much there. Theres this idea that hes national hes created a National Atmosphere mistrust and anger atmosphere of mistrust and anger and public faith in the and eroding public faith in the administration of the election. Thats not sufficient, it . Administration of the election. Mean,s not sufficient, it . Administration of the election. Mean, yout sufficient, it . Administration of the election. Mean, you know, cient, it . Administration of the election. Mean, you know, ient, it . Administration of the election. Mean, you know, i think it . Administration of the election. Mean, you know, i think we i mean, you know, i think we could all agree he raised the temperature at the time of the january would january six riots, but you would need specific to january six riots, but you would nee that specific to january six riots, but you would nee that he specific to january six riots, but you would nee that he had specific to january six riots, but you would nee that he had he specific to january six riots, but you would nee that he had he had pecific to january six riots, but you would nee that he had he had either to say that he had he had either inched say that he had he had either incited had played incited it or had had played a part in it. Have they got that . Part in it. Have they got that . Is that what theyre saying . Well, ive been listening to both they sound both sides and they all sound absolutely convinced that theyre right. And theres no question. Yes. But do question. Yes. But all we do know that 54 of his of the know is that 54 of his of the people that could vote for him sorry , of the republicans are sorry, of the republicans are behind him and only 17 behind desantis. So hes hes you know hes got it over desantis absolutely. So hes such a threat, isnt he . But this would be absolutely crazy if he actually runs for president from a prison cell. Yeah. I president from a prison cell. Yeah. I mean , we thought the yeah. I mean, we thought the world of politics couldnt get any more surreal. That is going to thats about surrealistic to be thats about surrealistic , its the most yeah, its the most entertaining outcome. Quote entertaining outcome. To quote elon musk. Yes. Yeah. But it was also a further irony that theyre accusing of undermining accusing him of undermining faith in the election. Yes. But theyre so scared about facing him a Fair Election that him in a Fair Election that theyre in jail. Does that not is that what you think this well, i mean, you think this is . Well, i mean, it plays way, it certainly plays that way, doesnt it . And thats the one way of doing it. I mean, thats the hes i mean, thats the way hes going pitch his truth. Going to pitch it on his truth. Social absolutely. Social account. Absolutely. You know, all time know, he spends all his time talking how hes talking about how hes the victim the victim of corruption and the weaponization of the judiciary. And happens and and then this happens and irrespective whether not irrespective of whether or not thats thats certainly thats true, thats certainly the see the way his fans will see it. Absolutely is. It almost absolutely it is. It is almost giving them of ammunition giving them a lot of ammunition and not just his fans are and not just his fans who are backing him anyway, but other people who are undecided or in the who just say, hang the middle who just say, hang on, like vivek, on, you know, even like vivek, whos him, has whos running against him, has said running against him. I en e n this is wrong. But i think this is wrong. Its is the right its just this is the right thing do. Doesnt seem thing to do. It doesnt seem great be someone in an great to be someone in an election, people great to be someone in an electi is , people great to be someone in an electiis questionable. People great to be someone in an electiis questionable. Evene great to be someone in an electiis questionable. Even with think is questionable. Even with mail and so and mail in ballots and so on. And then you put your opponent in jail. Doesnt doesnt. So it could be a gift to donald trump. Well, well find out, we . Very exciting. On out, wont we . Very exciting. On to guardian one my to the guardian and one of my favourite the credit favourite subjects, the Credit Ratings nation states. Ratings of nation states. I could about this hours i absolutely. Erosion of governance led fitch to downgrade the us credit rating. So essentially all this crazy being on the edge of civil war is bad for the markets , is that right . Thats how i thought that would put it. Yeah. They just give a bunch of about markets of statistics about markets going down. So richard francis, a senior director at fitch ratings, told reuters that the agency based its decision in part on the perceived deterioration in us governance. So it doesnt look good. No, it doesnt look like youre falling apart. Then nick. No. Say with the guardian typically saying its Donald Trumps attempt to overturn the 2020 election is whats caused it. But look further into it. But if you look further into the its actually the article, its actually a general erosion over last 20 general erosion over the last 20 years, steady deterioration in years, a steady deterioration in standards what standards of governance is what theyre yeah. Standards of governance is what the so, yeah. Standards of governance is what the so, you yeah. Standards of governance is what the so, you know, h. Standards of governance is what the so, you know, everyones so, you know, everyones spending their spending everything to their political moment. Political ends at the moment. That seems to the thing. That seems to be the thing. Well, but coming well, riveting stuff. But coming up, news for risk averse up, bad news for risk averse obese people. Why having obese people. Why having daughters crushingly daughters is crushingly disappointing. And roads still wont fall. See you there. Wont fall. See you there. That warm feeling inside from boxt boilers proud sponsors of weather on gb news hello there and welcome to your latest gb news weather forecast. Im Greg Dewhurst well , it stays unsettled over the next few days , so there will be next few days, so there will be increasing amounts of sunny spells around on thursday. It just little warmer. Just feel a little warmer. Todays pressure moves out todays low pressure moves out the were northerly air the way were in a northerly air stream few days, but stream the next few days, but then next area low then the next area of low pressure moving friday pressure soon moving in friday Night Saturday to give night and into saturday to give some wet windy weather again some wet and windy weather again for all of this evening as for all of us this evening as i mentioned, todays low pulling away. So the starting to away. So the rain starting to become lighter , fewer and become lighter, fewer and further overnight further between. But overnight it generally cloudy it stays generally quite cloudy. Further showers moving in across northern scotland into northern and Northern Ireland and temperatures generally staying in across the in double figures across the board due to that northerly wind and of cloud around. So and a lot of cloud around. So fairly cloudy start to thursday morning. Be some morning. There will be some sunny particularly sunny spells, particularly through part of the through the central part of the uk and through the day. This northerly start northerly flow will start to feed and at the same feed showers in and at the same time well see some showers. Bubble as move into the bubble up. As we move into the afternoon, will be some afternoon, there will be some bright or sunny spells some bright or sunny spells and some places, particularly the places, particularly in the east, right east, will stay dry right through and as a through the day. And as a result, just feel result, it will just feel a little temperatures up little warmer. Temperatures up to towards the to around 23 degrees towards the south east, little bit cooler south east, a little bit cooler around north facing coasts around some north facing coasts into friday itself. Generally, again, a cloudy start, though, showers, perhaps more focussed through the day across eastern areas. A ridge of High Pressure building in for a short time will mean drier weather to the west. And here some sunny spells developing. Again developing. Temperatures again lifting the low 20s before lifting into the low 20s before wet windy weather moves in wet and windy weather moves in for saturday, then clears for sunday. Temperatures around average. That warm feeling average. That warm feeling inside from boxt boilers proud sponsors of weather on gb news. Welcome back to headliners your first look at thursdays newspapers. Were going to go straight to the telegraph insurance. Nick, do you have it . Not really. Insurance. Nick, do you have it . Not really. But this is i think ive got contacts, address. But this is about more than 1 Million People too fat to insure. Too fat. Im sure i could get it, andrea, because as you know, ive got the most hench award. The award. So hench award. The hench award. So no, no, no. I mean, youre very svelte at the moment. Actually a problem this is actually a problem for its about bmi. For me because its about bmi. And , bmi is high. If and famously, bmi is high. If youre muscly. And famously, bmi is high. If youre muscly. So its body mass youre muscly. So its body mass index theyre basing it on index and theyre basing it on the bmi. So if youre really muscly, you wont be able get muscly, you wont be able to get a because, well, a house basically because, well, heres heres why. Andrew no. Yes exactly right. Because they rejecting insurance based on your bmi being too high. People like aig are demanding a bmi of 39 is too high, or hsbc is saying they wont, cant do it if its 42. And so then that can affect your ability to get a mortgage because you cant get insurance. So theyre essentially theyre saying people are fat and you people are too fat and you explain that, though. People are too fat and you expwhythat, though. People are too fat and you expwhy would rough. People are too fat and you expwhy would someone too why would someone whos too fat able to get life fat not be able to get Life Insurance . The of insurance . Whats the logic of the because they increase the because if they increase the risk diabetes, high risk of diabetes, likely high cholesterol. Cholesterol. Positivity experts but body positivity experts say that theres no link between obesity and its a backlash against that. Isnt it . The body now, isnt it . The body positivity i feel positivity is over. I feel cressida the thing about cressida but the thing about this, dont know about this, so how i dont know about body index body mass index body mass index body mass index of who are we talking . Who are we talking . Who are we talking . Give me a name thats morbidly obese, isnt it . And give me a name thats morbi saying;e, isnt it . And give me a name thats morbi saying overnt it . And give me a name thats morbi saying over 40. T . And youre saying over 40. That lizzo . So thats not lizzo. Thats moderately to high. Thats moderately to high. So lizzo is okay. So lizzo is okay. Lizzo is more like shes way over what im saying. Over 38 is what im saying. Actually just oh, so 38 is actually just slightly plump . I think 38 is quite big, no, i think 38 is quite big, isnt youd know somebody no, i think 38 is quite big, isntyou youd know somebody no, i think 38 is quite big, isntyou would znow somebody no, i think 38 is quite big, isntyou would znow atnebody no, i think 38 is quite big, isntyou would znow at theme no, i think 38 is quite big, isntyou would znow at them and was you would look at them and youd mine before comment. So chris, is this is this fair . Fair . Well, my first question is, i dont think you could build up a muscly bmi of 40 that you can build a 38. I mean, mostly people are always saying, look, my bmi is way off. Yeah, yeah. Its a very crude measurement, very crude. They come up with . A what did they come up with . A better then . Better measurement then . Need to thats what they need to do. Thats what they need to do. Is the they could. This is the thing they could. But on average, its still the case, it, if have case, isnt it, that if you have a bmi 40, it gets up to a bmi of 40, it gets up to a certain number and they say, well, now were going to double your which already your premium, which is already quite and then, as quite a big deal. And then, as you companies, you said, some of the companies, it they just it goes over 40 and they just say, no, were not playing it. Dont to have bmi. They dont need to have bmi. Cant just send a photo to cant they just send a photo to the Insurance Company . We all know maybe could. Yeah, maybe they could. I think the point the think i think the point is the same Million People or a similar number might still able number might still not be able to okay. Well fair enough. Were okay. Well fair enough. Were going to move on now this going to move on now to this story, thursdays story, which is in thursdays guardian students, are guardian on nick. Students, are they still being annoying . They still being annoying . This about roads, i presume this is because thats such a general question. Youve asked me. Yeah, they are quite annoying. No, but they were the ones students oxford were ones the students in oxford were the to get the the ones trying to get the statue cecil rhodes torn down. Yeah. So its Rhodes Scholarship trust refused to back remove back calls to remove oxford statue. And basically statue. And they basically theyve sort of said that we wont do this. But in a kind of wont do this. But in a kind of still a hand wringing, kind of apologetic why they apologetic way. Why are they still about still talking about this . Theyre searching, theyre still soul searching, but not going but theyre actually not going to statue down. To take the statue down. Was this debate was had this was this debate was had years ago. Andrew, because exactly, andrew, because someones it and said exactly, andrew, because sonsoules it and said exactly, andrew, because sonsoul searching it and said exactly, andrew, because sonsoul searching it anchave the soul searching should have now significantly. Now moved on significantly. So its the pace of soul searching that concerned about. That were concerned about. Yeah, think at this yeah, i think i think at this point, up point, just keep all statues up just want to just because woke people want to take them down. This why take them down. This is why i dont horrible and then talk about doctor about the statues doctor Elizabeth Kiss the elizabeth Elizabeth Kiss the chief executive. Shes spoken and said that the they need to have a series of exhibitions designed to explore the legacy fine and put a plaque on it. About it. A plaque on it. Talk about it. Well thats what they did. Was at Oriel College i was at Oriel College recently and was recently giving a talk and was gutted. There no protesters gutted. There were no protesters. Not remotely. Im apparently not remotely controversial i there controversial. So i was there and saw the statue of rhodes. And i saw the statue of rhodes. And then theres theres now and then theres a theres now a plaque below it explaining about the of colonialism. Et the legacy of colonialism. Et cetera. And that seems to do the trick, doesnt it . So, i mean, and thought the students and i thought the students whats interesting about this article, the article, it talks about how the activists basically saying activists are basically saying because the organisation has described being in described itself as being in listening right. But when listening mode, right. But when activists say, you need to listen, what they mean is you need to agree. See, thats what they mean, isnt it . They really mean, isnt it . So theyre going this theyre not going to let this go. But ultimately, i think its Good University good that the university is standing saying, standing by and saying, no, you dont get to tear down Historical Monuments because you dont history. Dont know much about history. In the right its a step in the right direction of direction and it reminds me of when have a fight in a when people have a fight in a relationship they actually when people have a fight in a relatiireally they actually when people have a fight in a relatiireally wantthey actually when people have a fight in a relatiireally wanttheforgetally dont really want to forget about remember what about it. If you remember what somebody did, you can keep bringing it so and as we you bringing it up. So and as we you know, many know, weve discussed this many times show, but times on the show, but historical ethical historical figures, ethical values to change over time. He would have had different values have today. Values than we have today. Everyone that slavery is everyone agrees that slavery is abhorrent agrees everyone agrees that slavery is abhcpeople agrees everyone agrees that slavery is abhcpeople shouldnt agrees that people shouldnt be exploited. Its not a statue exploited. But its not a statue thatis exploited. But its not a statue that is saying, look how great slavery is. The statue is sort of marking an aspect of our history. And if we just delete all the negative aspects of our history, thats not really history. Well, no, exactly. History. Well, no, exactly. It wont be history. Exactly okay. Any final thoughts on that, nick . No, i think youve covered it so well. Although when you said that thought, you know, morals change over time, were you suggesting that slavery be suggesting that slavery will be thought as good again the future . No, i absolutely i absolutely wasnt it wasnt suggesting. Well, it could it . Could be, couldnt it . Who knows . Not. Okay. Knows . But im hoping not. Okay. Because weve all agreed knows . But im hoping not. Okay. Becethat weve all agreed knows . But im hoping not. Okay. Becethat its weve all agreed knows . But im hoping not. Okay. Becethat its a weve all agreed knows . But im hoping not. Okay. Becethat its a bad ve all agreed knows . But im hoping not. Okay. Becethat its a bad thing agreed knows . But im hoping not. Okay. Becethat its a bad thing. Agreed knows . But im hoping not. Okay. Becethat its a bad thing. Okay. Now that its a bad thing. Okay. What about this one . The crushing disappointment of having cressida. Having daughters cressida. Negatively wow. Mothers negatively affected by having three daughters and no sons. Is that right . Is that right . That a bizarre thing . Isnt that a bizarre thing . Isnt that a bizarre thing . Whos studying this . Who invested money into this study . Exactly i had exactly this thought. Like what . Of the you like what . Of all the things you could , what a fascinating could study, what a fascinating thing to pick. What did the scientists just think . Well, know a few women think . Well, i know a few women with daughters they with three daughters and they all miserable. The all look really miserable. The london is London School of economics is the okay. But the little answer. Okay. But theyre not even a medical kind of. Of. No, theyre just getting involved. Wanted they involved. They just wanted they just a is it is just wanted to have a is it is it more depressing to have three daughters . Well, apparently so. Well, apparently so. I mean, im sure if you but i mean, im sure if you asked a mother with a new third baby daughter in her arms, shed just love it. But at that moment, until it develops and becomes conniving and whatever else, women. No, im not saying women do such trouble, but andrew just said something far worse. Said something far worse. Do you think thats what it is . You think theyve got is . You think theyve just got a house of conniving, house full of conniving, difficult . Think what it house full of conniving, difis ult . Think what it house full of conniving, difis itt . Think what it house full of conniving, difis it gets think what it house full of conniving, difis it gets harder. What it is, is it gets harder. Do you know what women say to me . That teenage girls together are and i. I are a nightmare, right . And i. I say i if thats. If thats true, im going to help you out here. Andrew, says its andrew, it says its possible. This reflects not just an but of an issue of children, but one of household composition the household composition with the mother many mother not wanting too many females household. Okay. Females in the household. Okay. What is correct what youre saying is correct too what will say to too much. But what i will say to give balance, not give it some balance, not endorphins. Whats the word . Give it some balance, not endorthe|s. Whats the word . Give it some balance, not endorthe opposite s the word . Give it some balance, not endorthe opposite of he word . Well, the opposite of testosterone on that one. Oestrogen. Too oestrogen in oestrogen. Too much oestrogen in one thats what its one household. Thats what its saying one household. Thats what its saywhy you me about why are you asking me about oestrogen . Think oestrogen . Because you think ive of it. Ive got too much of it. Piece of Research Interesting piece of research that that theres abuse, that says that if theres abuse, a child is less a child child abuse, it is less likely reported the likely to be reported by the same parent. The same sex parent. And the interpretation of is that interpretation of this is that we in same sex we see ourselves in same sex family members and we dislike ourselves. Oh, thats interesting. So i dont know if theres anything can i just ask for balance . So three, three sons is going to be a nightmare as well, isnt it . It . Off balance . Sorry, i me and one brother, my mom always said she shed had daughters. She wished shed had daughters. She would say that she just openly would say that might more on might reflect more on me specifically. Thats not specifically. Yeah. Thats not about this really about king lear . Insofar as the whole plot of king lear revolves around the fact that leah has three daughters he divides his daughters and he divides his kingdom up between the three and the problems stem from that . No, because hes a man. No, because hes a man. This is specifically and this is specifically about mothers, that its mothers, fathers. Yeah, mothers, not fathers. Yeah, well, i try and bring a bit of literary quality the show. Literary quality to the show. I try and elevate nothing. Tone, nothing was one the tone, nothing was one note from that, which is from lean very good. Okay. That was that was very smart. Nick, were going move on now to the going to move on now to the telegraph. Should we start emulating more . Emulating china more . Nick yeah, this is china to limit teenagers smartphone use to two hours a day. Good old china. This is cack, not an china. This is cack, not an opinion. Its the cyberspace opinion. Its the Cyberspace Administration of china. Cac yeah , sometimes known as cack yeah, sometimes known as cack and maybe it means Something Different in chinese. Yeah. Could could do. I just made that could could do. I just made that bit up, but it is the Cyberspace Administration of china. Theyre well known and theyve got this so called minor programs. So called minor mode programs. Andrew if youre under 18, andrew so if youre under 18, you cant go on the internet from 10 pm. To 6 am. Or if youre under eight, you can only go for on 40 minutes a day, 16 to 17. You can go on for two hours. And if youre 8 to 16, you can on for an hour. You can go on for an hour. That quite good idea. That seems quite a good idea. That seems quite a good idea. Not bad. I mean, its its not bad. I mean, its china. Look theyre not bad. I mean, look, draconian, but in the direction because mean, look, draconian, but in the knows n because mean, look, draconian, but in the knows the acause is everyone knows the internet is bad and they bad for children. And also they dont culture to sort dont want their culture to sort of morally intellectually of morally and intellectually decline. Up with this. I dont i dont think its draconian. If kids what to if youre telling kids what to do, ive got no problem with interfering in children lives. Yes. It sounds yes. And this to me, it sounds like Online Safety bill, as yes. And this to me, it sounds liishould nline safety bill, as yes. And this to me, it sounds liishould be ne safety bill, as yes. And this to me, it sounds liishould be like. Ifety bill, as yes. And this to me, it sounds liishould be like. Right. Ill, as it should be like. Right. Protects right protects the right people. Know, we know now, you know, we know now, though, dont we, that kids with smartphones is an absolute disaster. And, you ive disaster. And, you know, ive spoken to Katharine Birbalsingh from school and she has from Michaela School and she has a policy. Shes the headmistress of the school. She has the policy that there are no phones whatsoever school. Whatsoever in the school. Sometimes the kids, even volunteer phones because volunteer the phones because they have digital they want to have a Digital Detox call it. They detox is what they call it. They lock phones for months lock the phones away for months in they cant in this cupboard and they cant get again. The kids say get them out again. The kids say that the kids want it because, oh, my goodness, because in this school theyre disciplined and they realise they and the kids realise actually were getting much better results and were enjoying much better. So it enjoying life much better. So it works. Works. So, you works. It just works. So, you know, should be know, surely we should be emulating in a chinese way , emulating not in a chinese way, not in an authoritarian way , but not in an authoritarian way, but in the exact same thing. In a way the exact same thing. Do the exact same thing, but call else. Call it something else. Yeah. Dont it the chinese phone dont call it the chinese phone system. Or least Start Talking or at least Start Talking about you know, like are about it. You know, like we are now because dont talk about now because we dont talk about it. We all do have your it. Do we all do have your phonesin it. Do we all do have your phones in the bedroom night . Phones in the bedroom at night . If you do. Its a disaster. If you do. Its a disaster. If you do. Apparently and im apparently i do. And im trying to stop and finding it more difficult than id hoped. Is. It difficult. Yes, it is. It is difficult. And are addicted. I mean, and we are all addicted. I mean, this is the particularly with children when theyre children and when theyre starting life, theyre children and when theyre startirto life, theyre children and when theyre startirto become e, theyre children and when theyre startirto become that. Yre children and when theyre startirto become that. You know, going to become that. You know, you to these you see them glued to these things. Absolute disaster. At least we lived in and at least we all lived in a time this was the norm. A time before this was the norm. Knew before times we we knew the before times we knew we did. Very special were a very special generation. Just remember generation. We just remember these two things before and dunng during the internet. Hand, do you on the other hand, do you remember people remember meeting up with people when were when we were 18 . Yeah. Also, you couldnt boredom. Then, boredom. It was so boring then, wasnt it . Life was better wasnt it . Life was much better in every except it was in every way, except it was boring. In every way, except it was bonng. Be in every way, except it was boring. Be like nothing boring. Theyd be like nothing on telly. Like on the telly. Like ballykissangel was the only thing and like, thing on telly. And youre like, what i going to do . We sound what am i going to do . We sound like bitter people. Like three old bitter people. No, no. Im saying its great because bored now, no, no. Im saying its great becauis bored now, no, no. Im saying its great becauis kind bored now, no, no. Im saying its great becauis kind of bored now, no, no. Im saying its great becauis kind of weird. Bored now, which is kind of weird. You cant actually physically get bored now you love twitter more than person. Than the average person. What youre saying. What youre saying. Other point well, thats the other point about being on about children being on smartphones bullying smartphones is a lot of bullying goes cyberspace. Goes on on cyberspace. Yes. And thats teachers say thats what all the teachers say at all hours of the day. It just seems like a no brainer. Just dont phones at all. When you said cyberspace, thats a nice word. You thats such a nice word. You said, well, youre the said, well, since youre in the lawnmower man old like i know its the word in the article. It says word in the article. Its like something elon musk would think cool. You know, would think is cool. You know, hes called it like i never claimed cyberspace, hes called it like i never clailfed cyberspace, hes called it like i never claii neverberspace, hes called it like i never claii never claimed, hes called it like i never claii never claimed to be cool. I never claimed to be cool. Thats not thats not a claim ive made because ive ever made because i know its unsustainable. So i dont its unsustainable. So i dont need kids be cyberspace. Need kids be on cyberspace. Andrew think im yeah, but andrew you think im yeah, but you boat. You live on a boat. This is talking point from this is a talking point from like 1998. Should these kids be on cyberspace . On cyberspace . Virtual reality to no. Is Virtual Reality to going take over the world . And is lawnmower man a good is the lawnmower man a good film . And why have you and film . And why have only you and nick that film . A nick seen that film . Its a really you should really good film. You should check were check it out. Okay right. Were going a break now. See going to take a break now. See you though, worst you after, though, for the worst slash best 100 metre race youll ever see. Raccoons and why nick has been furiously practising the card game. Uno all day. See you in a moment. Welcome back to headliners, your first look at thursdays newspapers. Were going to start newspapers. Were going to start this section with the daily mail and perhaps the worst 100 metre runner of all time. Lets take runner of all time. Lets take a look. Look. So you already. For the hydro so you already. For the hydro yo� yo yo so you already. For the hydro yo yo, yo girabola. Thats the yo yo, yo girabola. Thats the bar. Who yo yo, yo girabola. Thats the bar. Who qiang schlyter report bucha. Bucha. So god bless her for trying, but whats going on there . Its so awful. Im having ptsd from School Sports day. Somali runner clocks. Slowest ever 100 metre time as she finishes 10s behind other athletes at the World University games in china. By the athletes at the World University games in china. By the way, that games in china. By the way, that 10s that means she was twice as long because the person that won it was about 10s. Long because the person that won it was about 10s. So. It was about 10s. So. But how did she get a place on that apparent only shes the niece of the somali athletics vice president. Vice president. So people are saying its nepotism. Is that nepotism or is that just revenge for something because its mean . Well, it depends. Like it depends shes depends whether shes humiliated. Although looking at that video, looks shes that video, it looks like shes having you think . I think shes styling it out. I think shes defined. Do i think shes more defined. Do you projecting . You think im projecting . Of course. You what do you course. What do you what do you think, nick . We learn couple of well, we learn a couple of things. The sort of things. One, that the sort of british play is british sense of fair play is not universal because not a universal value because you just get your niece and apparently and people apparently somalia and people are is not are saying, well, this is not a way to represent somalia, but in a it has represented the a way it has represented the utter corruption, if thats what theyre right. Youre theyre doing right. If youre bringing in your niece, it has represented quite well. Represented that quite well. A sweet or is it quite a sweet gesture . Know, maybe shes gesture . You know, maybe shes always dreamed. Yeah, shes always dreamed. Yeah, shes always but always tended as that, but theres panned quite theres not panned out quite that always to that way. Shes always wanted to run competitive run in International Competitive sports job. Run in International Competitive sposhe job. Run in International Competitive sposhe hasnt job. Run in International Competitive sposhe hasnt done job. Run in International Competitive sposhe hasnt done the job. Run in International Competitive sposhe hasnt done the theyre she hasnt done the theyre all of a very similar body type for that sport. Yes she doesnt look see that look how can you not see that playing though . Look how can you not see that pla so; though . Look how can you not see that pla so; musthh . Look how can you not see that pla so; must either hate your so you must either hate your niece youre extraordinarily niece or youre extraordinarily naive to just think shell probably no, shell probably have stab. Probably no, shell probably havi stab. Probably no, shell probably havi think stab. Probably no, shell probably havi think stallatter. I think its the latter. I think like that film, think its like that film, bullets over broadway, you know, when whos funding when the guy whos funding the play when the guy whos funding the play niece to play gets his awful niece to play play gets his awful niece to play a major role cant play a major role and she cant act . Know, think its act . You know, i think its a bit that. I think its just bit like that. I think its just a well intentioned thing that went and, you know, a well intentioned thing that vllhink and, you know, a well intentioned thing that vllhink she and, you know, a well intentioned thing that vllhink she might and, you know, a well intentioned thing that vllhink she might i. Nd, you know, a well intentioned thing that vllhink she might i thinku know, a well intentioned thing that vllhink she might i think sheiow, i think she might i think she enjoyed i think she might i think she endthats another film people thats another film people should woody should watch. Thats the woody allen starring cusack. Allen film starring john cusack. But arent people dont but people arent people dont watch broadway. Watch bullets over broadway. Dont dont have they dont they dont have our films. Nick thats our taste in films. Nick thats the bullets the thing. Lawnmower man bullets over leprechaun over broadway, leprechaun two. This down. Yeah. Not that one. That one. Not that one. Not that one. Okay, fine. Okay next in the okay, fine. Okay next up in the times, something times, this is something that keeps night. Raccoon eyes. Nick, this might be best nick, this might be the best headune nick, this might be the best headline done. Headline weve ever done. Actually, threaten to actually, raccoons threaten to overrun. I mean, its overrun belgium. I mean, its hard to improve upon that, really, isnt it . I dont know what with that. As a as what i can do with that. As a as a this in the times, right . So its a reputable paper . Yeah. Its not the front cover of the daily star. Was a typo, but its that was a typo, but its belgian fighting invasion belgian is fighting an invasion of trapping and of raccoons by trapping and castrating sterilising them. Castrating and sterilising them. Oh, its quite a dark story, i know, thats apparently i know, but thats apparently the way, the the more humane way, because the other them. The more humane way, because the oth do them. The more humane way, because the oth do they them. The more humane way, because the oth do they only them. The more humane way, because the oth do they only do them. The more humane way, because the oth do they only do thatem. The more humane way, because the oth do they only do that with the do they only do that with the raccoons and not with the more sort tolerant, inclusive raccoons and not with the more sort oh,lerant, inclusive raccoons and not with the more sort oh,lerantobviously, yeah. First . Oh, they obviously, yeah. No no. Well, just are you a . No no. Well, just sterilise , castrate you or. Sterilise you, castrate you or. Yes. And then you kill. Yes. And then you kill. For me, nick. Clarify this for me, nick. What raccoon . Clarify this for me, nick. Wh well, raccoon . Clarify this for me, nick. Wh well, you oon . Clarify this for me, nick. Wh well, you see, . Clarify this for me, nick. Wh well, you see, andrew, the well, you see, andrew, the rumour was they were released into the wild in germany under the started appearing in the and started appearing in belgium in 1980s. Now, some belgium in the 1980s. Now, some said it was on the personal orders of hermann goering, who wanted enrich the local wanted them to enrich the local fauna for hunters. But thats been and apparently been debunked. And apparently it was in 1934 a result of a was in 1934 as a result of a couple of people who were bringing them. Quite a misleading this is quite a misleading headune this is quite a misleading headline know, headline because, you know, the raccoon themselves do not have white supremacist values. Absolutely not. What is going on is were released into is that they were released into the at the time of the, and the wild at the time of the, and now we call them raccoons. That strikes me very unfair. Now we call them raccoons. That stri thats� very unfair. Now we call them raccoons. That stri thats exactly unfair. Thats exactly whats happened. You happened. And this is why you shouldnt nature, shouldnt interfere with nature, isnt soon as you isnt it . As soon as you interfere introduce interfere and you introduce something shouldnt be something that shouldnt be there, know whether there, you dont know whether its well. Its going to do really well. Like squirrels. Yes and like the grey squirrels. Yes and take so now theyre take over. So now theyre a problem. Problem. Now, you see, i would say the grey they grey squirrels are because they came here and over and came over here and took over and wiped red squirrels, wiped out the red squirrels, didnt they . Yes. So i think they are ethnic cleansing. Okay. Well, is a touch of maybe there is a touch of about them then. But these raccoons done but these raccoons have done nothing but they are nothing wrong. No, but they are charming theyre charming and agile and theyre clever and nocturnal, basically like me. Theyre a threat other but theyre a threat to other local species, arent they . Local species, arent they . This is what happens as soon as you mess about. Yeah, they dont play god. They can transmit rabies , which they can transmit rabies, which i dont do. Oh, thats not very good. Thats not very good. Okay, what this one in the what about this one in the independent or something . Ive long suspected babies have exquisite taste. Babies as young as four months have taste in Fine Art Research finds. So theyve shown some babies, some fine art. And the babies have looked at, theyve focussed on the pictures longer that adults prefer. Yes so it looks like the babies taste is similar to a grown ups taste. Yeah thats so it turns out. I taste. Yeah thats so it turns out. I mean, i dont find that thats surprising really, because were all humans, arent we . Yeah but you cant show a baby like raphaels transfiguration and expect it to come up with a serious critique. No its not a serious critique, but does it a serious look at it for longer . They like it more than they would say. A tracey emin yes. I dont think theyd like an unmade bed. I dont think that would no. For specific would, no. They go for specific. They like edges apparently, which is edges. Edges are edges like boundaries. Okay but see, ive always thought as well that beauty is inherent. Ive always suspected this. You know, theres this idea , you know, theres this idea, everythings relative beauty is not inherent. That is nonsense. Not inherent. That is nonsense. Thats leftist nonsense. And babies here are proving it. They come the womb come out of the womb appreciating immediately. Appreciating art immediately. Yeah. Okay. Well, fascinating stuff. Maybe we will see some baby art critics cant do any w0 ise. Woise. Worse. Baby art is rubbish, isnt it . 7 they do . They do themselves 7 they do themselves a . They do themselves a lot of modern art is rubbish, so may as well get the babies to judge it. Okay. Im not really sure how to introduce this one, so im going to to you. Nick. To leave this to you. Nick. This the one oh, is this the goat one then . Yeah this is jacob heatley. Johnston admits having sex with goat. Who is this sex with a goat. Who is this guy . Love way theyve guy . I love the way theyve named hes, like, well established. Yeah, well, is now well yeah, well, he is now well established art critic. Well, well all talking about him well all be talking about him now, oh, baby. Yeah. Now, wont we . Oh, baby. Yeah. And given full name. And theyve given his full name. The goat of hes sort of the goat of having with you having sex with goats, if you like. If you want there. Like. If you want to go there. Thats clever. Thats clever. And basically, fine. And basically, he. He took goat and took it to took this goat and took it to a bathroom and unspeakable things ensued. Then was a further ensued. Then there was a further offence committed and which left the goats owner distraught , the goats owner distraught, although it doesnt mention the goat was presumably even although it doesnt mention the goat distressed. Asumably even although it doesnt mention the goat distressed. Asunquite even more distressed. Im quite distressed. Imagine i was distressed. Im distressed hearing im distressed just hearing about this. My dad came to visit me yesterday was yesterday and he said he was really me for having really proud of me for having this job on gb really proud of me for having thisjob on gb news really proud of me for having this job on gb news and i this job on gb news and that i hope youre watching as we do this. Yeah. When we do this story, i went to see a play by edward albee called the goat many years ago, is about having ago, which is about a man having ago, which is about a man having a affair a goat. A sexual affair with a goat. And his jonathan his wife finds out. And Jonathan Pryce was playing the lead role. But to a show but id gone to a matinee show and it all elderly people and it was all elderly people there were there who thought they were going see going along to see like a gilbert and sullivan or something. And there was lot something. And there was a lot of in, i shall say, of agitation in, i shall say, stress. Okay. Weve stress. Yeah. Okay. Well, weve just this last one. Just got time for this last one. This sleeping at night this one about sleeping at night. Cressida. Turns yes, you should. Turns out, yes, you should. You should at night. Why . You should sleep at night. Why . You should sleep at the same time night. According to time every night. According to science, come up science, these stories come up every now and again, dont they . Its people can its people who can sleep tormenting people like me that dont us were dont sleep telling us were wrong and we should more, wrong and we should sleep more, which help us sleep. Which doesnt help us sleep. Basically should sleep so basically you should sleep the same time night the same time every night because its for your because its bad for your health. A bit fed up health. Nick im a bit fed up with coming with these Health Scares coming out. You want to out. Just sleep when you want to sleep. Think of it. Also, its hard to do me also, its very hard to do this headliners. I in this with headliners. I get in at a. M, youve either at 1 am, right . Youve either got bed at like 1 or got to go to bed at like 1 or 2 am. Every night or what do you do . Should compensated do . We should be compensated more saying, because more is what im saying, because actually damaging health. This article w n well, this article feels like its us or its having a go at us or telling us that we are doomed, that to going have were that were to going have were going to a shorter life going to have a shorter life because well. Because we do this job well. This is what we keep hearing. Its our current generations smoking, its our current generations smokdoctors tired. Even doctors were tired. I think just sleep you i think just sleep when you want to sleep. And you know, be done it. Okay. The show is done with it. Okay. The show is nearly done with it. Okay. The show is neaopinion. Opinion. Opinion. Take another opinion. Look, take another opinion. Look, though, ake another opinion. Look, though, at; another quick look, though, at thursdays front page. So the daily running green daily mail is running with green power us fools. Power firm taking for us fools. The telegraph minister the telegraph has minister faces police over racist Police Inquiry over racist leaflet. The times is Police Inquiry over racist leaflet. The times is leading with get on your delivery bike minister tells the over 50s the guardian runs with trump court date sets us on course for election clash and the daily mail has rishi. Nhs strikes are are to blame for waiting lists and the daily star has their usual alien scare story. The proof is out there. Those are your front pages. Now that is unfortunately all that weve got time for. Id unfortunately all that weve got time for. Id like to thank my two panellists, Cressida Wetton and dixon, to morrow night, and nick dixon, to morrow night, leo kearse will be in this chair. Hell be here with Jonathan Cogan and Lewis Schaffer. Lord, help us. And if schaffer. Lord, help us. And if youre watching the five m repeat at the please do repeat at the moment, please do stay it will be stay tuned because it will be time breakfast at the time for breakfast at the temperatures rising , boxt solar, temperatures rising, boxt solar, proud sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Hello there and welcome to your latest gb news weather forecast. Im Greg Dewhurst. Well, it stays unsettled over the next few days, so there will be increasing amounts of sunny spells around thursday. It spells around on thursday. It just feel a little warmer. Todays low pressure out todays low pressure moves out the a northerly the way were in a northerly airstream next few days. The way were in a northerly airstthen next few days. The way were in a northerly airstthen the next few days. The way were in a northerly airstthen the nextext few days. The way were in a northerly airstthen the next areazw days. The way were in a northerly airstthen the next area of days. The way were in a northerly airstthen the next area of low. But then the next area of low pressure soon moving in friday night into saturday to give night and into saturday to give some wet and windy weather again for this evening. As for all of us this evening. As i mentioned, todays low pulling away starting to away. So the rain starting to become lighter , fewer and become lighter, fewer and further between. Overnight further between. But overnight it quite cloudy. It stays generally quite cloudy. Further showers moving in across northern scotland into Northern Ireland temperatures ireland and temperatures generally staying double generally staying in double figures the board to figures across the board due to that wind and a lot of that northerly wind and a lot of cloud around. So fairly cloudy start thursday morning. There start to thursday morning. There will spells, will be some sunny spells, particularly the central particularly through the central particularly through the central part of uk and through the part of the uk and through the day flow will day this northerly flow will start showers in and at start to feed showers in and at the time well see some the same time well see some showers bubble up as move showers bubble up as we move into will into the afternoon, there will be bright sunny spells be some bright or sunny spells and some places, particularly in the will dry the east, will stay dry right through as a result, through the day and as a result, it just feel little it will just feel a little warmer temperatures around warmer temperatures up to around 23 the 23 degrees towards the south east, a little bit cooler around some north facing coasts and into friday itself. Generally again, a cloudy start, though , showers perhaps more though, showers perhaps more focussed through the day across eastern areas. A ridge of High Pressure building in for a short time will mean drier weather to the some sunny the west. And here some sunny spells developing temperatures again into the low 20s again lifting into the low 20s before wet and windy weather moves in for saturday. Then clears for sunday. Temperatures around average. Around average. The temperatures rising. Boxt the temperatures rising. Boxt solar proud sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Hello and welcome, everyone. Its me, patrick christys. Its me, patrick christys. Filling in for the man himself, Jacob Rees Mogg, who is taking some well earned time off. But on state of the nation tonight, have we been lied to about the global wildfires . Whats Climate Change really the key culprit . Change really the key culprit . Well, a leading statistician has suggested weve been utterly misled. As last year we recorded misled. As last year we recorded a global record low of wildfires. Dont read that in the guardian , do you . But this the guardian, do you . But this hysteria is affecting policy. And crucially, this is what i care about. Its affecting you, the taxpayer. As usual, picking up the bill. But get a load of this. We live in a land of waiting list. Delays inefficiency and of course, the migrant crisis is no exception. The stockholm home barge the bibby stockholm home barge is further delays owing is facing further delays owing to fire safety concerns. Theyre to fire safety concerns. Theyre bogus, if you ask me, but as it can only house 500 people and thats only if the home office ever gets around to implementing it. Surely this whole fiasco is just a distraction from a much bigger issue, and its a law and order flip flop that would make gandhi proud. Yesterdays times front page read shoplifters face phson front page read shoplifters face prison under crime crackdown. Prison under crime crackdown. Great. We all thought, fantastic. This is brilliant. Fantastic. This is brilliant. Were getting tough. It was some good pr for the tories, but the telegraphs front page today reads the first time criminals to avoid court. Well, what is it . Make your mind up. If we want to fix broken britain and not end up like san francisco, surely its time to crack down on criminals. Whether its their first or their 31st offence. And yes, as the chef embroiled in an absolutely insane diversity scandal for the crime , the crime scandal for the crime, the crime of having white men as his staff issues a grovelling north korean style admission of guilt, i will be asking if we are hurtling towards an employment system ruled now by gender and racial quotas rather than meritocracy. Mark my words, there will be a time in this country when we have racial quotas in the workplace state of the nation starts now. Starts now. Well, its all to play for tonight. I will also be joined by an enlightening panel this