.fb-comments,.fb-comments span,.fb-comments span iframe[style]{min-width:100%!important;width:100%!important}This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. In a shocking turn of events, Tulane President Mike Feetz announced that the Green Wave will abandon the collapsing American Athletic Conference and join the newly created Southern Nerd Conference. He stated that the Green...