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Hello everybody i Dana Perino along with the Judge Dream and tyrus Periods Fact Clock a new York City and this is the five. The Vice President is just too busy for your questions, its been 64 days and counting since he emerged as a democratic nominee. Kamala harris still has not done a single News Conference keeping those reporters and unscripted moment at arms length, giving open arms to oprah. The Wall Street Journal is a Calling Cole and artless dodger who avoids any question of substance and undecided voters seem to agree, you want Kamala Harris to go out there and explain her policies but advisors do not see with a big deal is, some arguing she does not have the time. Jessica have incredible confidence in both the Vice President and governor Tim Walz. They have shown they are happy warriors, they can answer tough questions and they are eager to get back into that debate. Out which is cut to the chase, she has put out policies on her campaign website. Anybody truly interested can go and read about them. She has done interviews, and i know that you would love to see her sit down every single day with cnn and do interviews but she is a very busy person. Shes not running for perfect, shes running against trump. We had two choices, there are some things in may not know her answer to. Dana a Press Conference or two wouldnt hurt, may grease the wheels for a candidate that is rusty off the cough chatter, shed a slip up when she referred to Donald Trump as a former Vice President , watch. Help the former Vice President will agree to that. Dana and Vice President Kamala Harris will escape this years Al Smith Dinner, missing out on a chance to show off her funny side. Heres trump trumps best singers from 2016. At a Nobel Last Night they say that was the most vicious debate in the history of politics, president ial debate. The most vicious. I do know are we supposed to be proud of that . Hillary accidentally bumped into me and she very civilly said pardon me. [laughter] dana okay, just for a moment to say this is a Brandnew Studio do we love it . It is bright and shiny and has all the bells and whistles we will need to keep serving you our viewers. One of the things i was thinking about jessica, is surrogate like The One that we saw, its very hard to go out there and do everything on your own of the candidate herself is not giving you anything to work with. You can see this even with the celebrities at the Opera Events last week, they have nothing to say because shes not saying anything and they say it will change but now are 43 days and counting. Jessica well, we have seen a huge increase. Not saying its an elf, but its very clear from whats been put out to the press, there is a plan. Will it work . I dont know. We will find out november fifth. So far she continues to climb in the polls and has huge fundraising moments to start Besting Trump in categories he was way ahead of president Joe Biden. From the Nbc Poll over the weekend shes nine points up on who represents change, and decide its our seeking her in terms of favourability. She is doing local abc news, interview in philadelphia, wisconsin public radio today. Shes eerie did on the Swing States where she needs to go, i think she has in a lot of ways learned lessons from past campaigns, remember the autopsies about Hillary Clintons, she did not go to wisconsin. She is out there talking to voters directly, i dont know. And is he that many people besides Brad Stevens complaining shes not giving them what they want. Dana i mean maybe you are right, but everything i read yesterday in a New York Times is and disguises are saying we have no idea what shes four and they did not like the Oprah Or Abc interview and The One she did in North Carolina because it had to be walked back as well. Judge jeanine and were talking about a lot of people on the left right now, look the democrats have a sense of entitlement, condescension that she does not have to do what. The only thing i can think of is remember when Hillary Clinton was running in 2016 . She had a prize roped off. She would walk down The Street and the press was roped off, look, none of you people worried about. I think that is the mentality they have right now. And when she is asked about one of the most if not the most important question, like an weedy about the the economy . Again she answers just like the first debate . What can we do to invest in the aspiration and ambitions and dreams of americans, while we challenge what happened in the past. You are the past. You created. I think her missing the Al Smith Dinner is something that really shocked me because nobody has misstated in 40 years. This is a dinner with president ial candidates go, they can hate each other on the trail but they go and they laugh it off. Kamala harris has laughed for 3. 5 years, you would think this would be the place you to be comfortable in. But they said shes got to be working on the campaign, they dont tell is where but what does she have to work on . Just got the bidenharris money, she got the bidenharris delegates, shes got the Bidenharris Debate Campaign staff, she even has the Bidenharris Plan that still has the name Joe Biden in it. All she has to do is plug in and go. Why cant she answer these questions . And trump is 78 years old, running circles around her, going wherever he needs to. Again we will know in The End what works and what does not but i think that its because shes scared, shes afraid and shes not confident and neither is her team. Dana that Al Smith Dinner is about unity and she says it is a great opportunity, and she will see it, they send is surrogate for her eye think that would be may be unfair even. Tyrus as you know, i grew up in a lower middleclass family, had a lot of what we did do on the weekends as we showed up for the parties. This is a party. And you show up. But if youre not quick on the trigger and you can say things without them being memorized, this is a dangerous event for you. Which is exactly what we will see, shes a Social Media candidate, she does things and whoever is pulling the strings and telling her what to do and not to do is probably the same person probably pushing a group of people pushing the policy for the last 3. 5 years. Its much to say she cannot perform in the moment when you needed to, she can ever sit around, she does not have the ability to as a bill Clinton D did, the gaggle would come up and they would laugh and talk and tell stories, give you peace of policies. She has not shown any of the and they know its a wise in her up to failure . She would try to tiptop their way into the White House and if that works i think its not a close election anymore, everybody has seen enough. You control the mics and the cameras, it looks good to say she is doing great and have all these pendants come up, first time you ask a question they get aggressive. Youre angry, they are frustrated because this is not close to american people see it. Its just like a bud light situation, its like the influences and this and that, but the people who buy a dont buy it anymore. Dana one of the surrogate said shes too busy to do interviews about her candidacy because shes a sitting Vice President but also she is a sitting Vice President who is not responsible for any of the policies of the current administration. Jesse if i had the whole media out there telling everybody i was a coward, was a stop, hold a Press Conference right now, ask me anything, do an hour, do an hour and a half. She can do that, anytime she wants. But she does not because shes not in control of her own campaign. She is a puppet and it is clear shes a puppet. Shes going to be the first female president of the united states of america, you have to show that youre an open book. You can compete on a Level Playing Field with your opponent. You can just inherit some old guys money, take his delegates and have this Chauffeur Urges drive you all around the paparazzi. Its not going to fly. She dated to a couple interviews, blog journalist, oprah, logo philly and cnn, she bombed them all. The rasping heart of the same questions every time, how will you fix the board and how will you lower prices and she could not answer the questions. These are problems she created, and shes running on fixing the problems that she created by she wont tell you the solutions . Absolutely not. One of the surrogate says not everybody needs to know everything. We still do not know why she paid Joe Bidens mental decline, or how will this, why did the 20 Million illegal aliens get led into the country . Or why did all the prices go up when you were in charge and why did you not do anything about it . Or wise the world now in ms but it wasnt under Donald Trump . These are easy questions, or why do you want us to pay for six changes for migrants and detention . Why did you want to legalize . Why did you want to decriminalize heroin . These are [chuckling] this is everything and the voters can smell fear, we are like dogs. 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And even offering a bounty to anybody willing to finish the job. The also found out that routh was casing of the joint was Cell Phone records putting him near trumps Golf Cart and residents on multiple days and times between August 18th and the day of the attempted assassination. He also had six Cell Phones and Licence Plates at the time of his arrest. Meanwhile rapper 50 sand is sharing his thoughts on trumps first brush with death and why it resonates with so many men. Because he says fight, all right . That is exactly what i did after i got shot. I went into flight mode. Jesse explained this letter judge, this guy writes his letter to a friend and then the friend opens this letter right after this Assassination Attempt and then the Fbi Air is the letter . Judge jeanine okay i dont understand. All i know is he took this box with letters in it to a female, all right . The female said she first thought about opening The Box when she heard that routh has attempted to assassinate the president. I also understand there were other letters in The Box, this initial letter is apparently apologizing for not actually killing his intended victim. My question is, are there other letters that indicate that if he did accomplish the goal that he set out to do, do they do Something Else . I want to know about all the other letters. A want to know what the relationship is and you did great on your show jesse, you should talk about all the inconsistencies per this guy does not have money to pay Child Support so they let him off Child Support, he does not have money for an attorney so of course taxpayerfunded attorney. This thing that absolutely infuriates me is the fact that the Department Of Justice made a decision to publish this letter, which is so and sadie area. And i said last week, the left wont be happy until they have a bounty on Donald Trumps head and they just did by publishing that letters saying 150,000 if you assassinate the president. This is talk about unhinged this is a reason for somebody unhinged actually act on it. Its an outrage. And when they publish this, its unamerican by the Department Of Justice, this is the Bidenharris Department of justice leaking this information to the public anything its disgusting. Now when did this guy get 800,000 to live in a bungalow in hawaii . What did he get the money to go to thailand, ukraine and all the other countries he goes to . And the Justice Department says look at the reason we let it out is to establish intent. Nonsense, take it from somebody who knows what shes talking about. You can establish intent without publishing this and you can do it at time of the trial, or the time of motion to dismiss the case. But this man is is this letter is not only a call to arms, it is telling people i will reimburse you if you kill him. Jesse jessica . Jessica i do not understand how this happened. First of all things the good news is an extra 231 Million for secret Service Funding to make Sure President Trump is safe. First and foremost, bipartisan on that. The idea that this guy could get so close that many times does not make any sense, the idea of it that he is just a homeless Person Loitering around, he was interviewed by the New York Times the New York Times wrote about him last year he is no secret, people knew what he looked like and it was decided upon by the press, that he was out of his mind so at her note, Secret Service or private security feeling, local Palm Beach cops got what it was going in there, ages all does not add up in terms of publishing amounts to a manifesto with a call to arms as the judge put it, that seems dangerous as well. And i hope that there is not another incident like this, it seems like with this many levels of failure between this and what happens in butler, like we are asking for at this point. Jesse dana . Dana is crazy to see so many people on the media brush the second attempt off as if it was not a big deal because it did not resolve in an injury. Butler was obviously visible and it was at a rally in a day to kill somebody, injured two others and the president. The second one happens in it was gone overnight. I dont know of this is okay with you but can ask the judge . It came up in my mind when you were talking about intent. Is it normal, may be eight is, to allow somebody like routh to make a phone call, in which you says apparently im sorry and they use that as evidence that he was apologizing . Judge jeanine they can listen to phone calls, they do it all the time unless youre talking to a lawyer. I just want to make reference to, if you remember the manifesto of the transgender person who shot up that Christian School . The judge refused to let it out, it took a year and a half of litigation. It showed how the plan was construed and everything else, they said it was a grave concern, they did not want to letter out to the public. Thank you for giving me an opportunity. [chuckling] jesse it was inflammatory they say, they did not want to do it here, lesson learned putting a bounty on the president s head. Tyrus biggest thing, with 50cent, is think to sing the president because he had a choice. Normally that high upon that stage and stay down there and wait to get covered out, what in that moment, you fight or you flight and the president s flight is inspiring. At this point the gatekeeper is The One who unlocked the gate. It is time for private Security Mr. President. How many times, all these mistakes as seem to keep happening again. How do we know sorry is now the Code Word . How do we know the manifesto is a hidden thing, if i get caught, mission failed . Again, they are doing the work for them. You do not see ten minute speeches from the president or Vice President condemning any type of action, calling arms or anything, everything they did he they do not support. At this Point How May Times will you stand in the same house and keep getting shot at . The Secret Service will not protect them. These mistakes, i dont believe in coincidences, these mistakes keep happening. Lo and behold more information is getting out. Get private security. Jesse Stage Anne Focke so stay here at fox. Judge jeanine the problem is neither national Security Clearance because happy over this stuff is coming from iran and they have to shared. Tyrus you can still have the Secret Service but when you have you guys around you Judge Jeanine i agree with you, i have no problem with that. Jesse Kamala Harris things she can panther by having walls play with the trunk. Hey, scott. 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Judge jeanine i will go right to you on this tyrus, of the project when a 25 is not trump, he has disowned it, he wants nothing to do with it. Have a feeling hes not really a guy that can fix a truck either. Tyrus my first question is why is that not an electric truck . What is going on . This is outrageous and ridiculous really, changing the Air Filter and doing the oil oh, my goodness, that is some serious truck listen, you spend the last 3. 5 years saying you are toxic and everything was wrong of this country, its the mans fault, man this, man that. These burrows are saying nogo, crypto . Working out interest, not crypto and trust. They are out of touch, Tim Walz, you can see it was the first time he ever touched a drug. His hands are not even dirty and you dont change a clean Air Filter with another clean Air Filter crazy being a man means you get dirty, dont do another one and those you have oil on your hands and youre doing an oil change, and while you do it your wife is yelling at you because he left the seat. That is what mandate Judge Jeanine all right jessica, why does Kamala Harris always copy Donald Trump . It started with attacks On Tips, then the camel has, now the Child Tax Credit jessica the Child Tax Credit . Judge jeanine yeah President Trump started it. And then the hats and the tax On Tips and now crypto. Jessica a thats not true, Child Poverty was cut in half one of the Bidenharris Administration implemented the tax and republicans got rid of it. If Tim Walz is as amazing as using as he has, what is the a plus seven Favourability And Trump has a negative 13, was going on . This loser with a clean Air Filter that people seem to like. It overturns to the crypto community, not only did she raise 27 Million on a sunday by trump was all over the face. He was against bitcoin before he was four, it was a threat to the u. S. Dollar then maybe i can have another flipflop under my belt, it makes no sense when he talks about it. Listen to this quote about his new crypto business, crypto is one of those things we have to do whether we like it or not i have to do it, its crypto, its aia, at some other things. Does that sound like somebody who knows what theyre talking about . Tyrus unbothered by what has been. Jessica coconut pills them. There is a Gender Gap, historic. Other side for woman who will be voting in droves for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz by continuing to patronize somebody when pretty Sure it can take care of his heart car, is not an effective strategy. I returned to the fact that if you have people going to Voting Booth who dont necessarily like either Candidate And One has a negative 13 Approval Rating and one has a plus three, they will probably pick a person with a plus three. Judge jeanine you say that he can take care of his car but what about his battalion . Jessica go ahead people do not think that Tim Walz is a bad guy in a matter how many times Judge Jeanine a lot of people think he has a lot of stolen valor and a lot of lies and let a lot of people down but its not about him at this point. Crypto was an investment jesse, Donald Trump has been involved sins and ftes, bitcoins, and the bitcoin chain, what was it, the blockchain. Whats interesting is he had this event before Kamala Harris and he ended up ended up Buying Burgers for everybody am bitcoins and was able to go and talk to everybody. She has a Closeddoor Meeting with Wall Street, not saying anything publicly because she cannot be Sure what she says will be accurate. Jesse she goes into 7eleven and clears the place out . Then tries to find doritos . Nobody thinks she is amanda. Everybody knows real men dont put tampons a little Boys Locker rooms. Everybody knows that real men dont think that Tim Walz is a real guy, you want him to fix the economy not his car, this will not work, nobody thinks she is to have or he is staffed. The reason shes doing bitcoin is because she is pandering. She does not know what bitcoin is, she cant explain it. But neither can i but she does not understand it, and basically by stealing all of Trumps Policy from no taxes On Tips to leaving up all the tariffs on china to the wall, she wants the wall now, bitcoin now, she just admitted she was wrong about everything. Shes admitting trump was right and i was wrong and maybe you just have bad instincts . Why do we vote for you if you are wrong about everything . That is a great phase jessica. Very insulting phase. Judge jeanine i will ask you to wrap up. Jessica okay part of this was about how liberals are suggesting their conservative outreach is so effective because there was one headline over the weekend that said block conservative huge culture with camel hats. Do you think anybody who is a conservative americans as i was worried when he said he wanted to confiscate our guns, forced entry nine into our country houses, banner trucks and Farming Equipment but when you put on that hat back am all for you. Its not working period it a disturbing both the Rnc And Dnc conventions, there was no mentions of agriculture, no focus on the farmers and ranchers of this country they deserve more attention. The messaging from the conservatives has been better and trump talked about her today, specifically in particular farmers and ranchers and specifically about china trying to buy out a Farming Gland and how that was going to stop. Im Sure Kamala Harris would also say i am for that to you at this point. They are the backbone of america, energy is the backbone of america. Hats are definitely not going to be enough to do that. Judge jeanine still ahead, Kamala Harris made such a mess of liberal San Francisco, it is on the verge of going right. So, we scheduled at safelite. Com. We were able to track our technician and knew exactly when hed arrive. We can keep working synth Music Woman Safelite came to us. Tech hi, im kendrick. Woman with a replacement we could trust. Thats service the way we want it. Vo schedule free Mobile Service now at safelite. Com. Singers safelite repair, safelite replace. [ Music Playing ] hey, flo. Cool leg warmers. Thanks. They are just for the Bus Ride to work. They are not part of the official uniform. No Tunes Today . No. My apartment was robbed last night. Took my cable ready tv, vcr, portable cassette player. Yup. All the latest tech. If only progressive had Renters Insurance like their home insurance. Then we could bundle our cars and get the same 24 7 protection. I think we just invented that. Huh. This is the best day ever. Well i still got robbed. Well still pretty good day. Mr. Trump she destroyed San Francisco, obsolete a story San Francisco enjoins to destroy our country. She was a horrible attorney general, she was a d. A. Of San Francisco, that was the beginning of The End. Tyrus mr. President Donald Trump sounding off on the sorry state Kamala Harris has San Francisco in as the liberal media starts to question that the liberal enclave is starting to turn right at. In Los Angeles times, believing there are signs that San Francisco has shifted to the Center And Questioning if its still progressive. Jessica, is is a gross overstatement or Wishful Thinking by the right . Jessica at 11 to Rebuke Anybody who put that on the teleprompter, but, yes. I would say it San Francisco is not turning right. The most liberal candidate and a right Choice Voting Election going to win . Absolute not. Is it having some trouble . Sure. 27 are still undecided at this point. This is just about reclaiming the center of the democratic party. I do think it is notable this is the first survey that just came out as shows and having a substantial loss of the lead in some cases, in the second round because its the right choice because it was the first full since the Daytime Shooting in Union Square like three weeks ago or something like that. And i think that people are looking around and they are interesting events like that and thinking it is not have to be this way. Now it will not be a republican way but it may be more conservative before it jesse are you as shocked as i am they have not gone full right yet . Given the situations in a San Francisco, The Homeless, the crime, The Cost Of Living . You would think they would need a little law and order. Jesse when they said they will start giving free cash just because you were transgender, thats when i thought it was rockbottom. Then they started taking abraham Lincolns Name off the Elementary School because he was racist and i was like, okay, we will come around to that. Then when they had The Homeless happy hour and you started giving free booze to people that were homeless and went, okay, we will make a hard right Turn And Everybody will be wearing maga had soon. I dont know if its at Maga Hot City yet, but even democrats want competence, Emma Wright . Jessica . You can be democrat and competent. Well, not this one. Thats what people want, even in a place they can be funky like San Francisco, they just kind of want things to be normal. Tyrus is in the center good for everybody . Jessica think a lot of people probably are, but he have to think it would how far left you started. Los angeles times editors say they are moving to the center but, okay, but they started over here. Notes wishful to thank republicans can pick it up. If youre just looking at some of the things Kamala Harris data, its amazing them of the things that may San Francisco so bad were done when she was there. One of them being pop 47. If you look at the problems of crime and homelessness and all the reasons people would want to shift to the center, that is the softoncrime bill they are trying to. Whats that thing, reverse, repeal, revoked . Tyrus all of those things. Judge, San Francisco need some good oldfashioned law and order. Can they get there with these policies . Judge jeanine heres the problem. When you look at the numbers in california, they are basically saying that crime has come down, homicides are going to down. We know why he goes down, nobody calls the police anymore. If you do they dont show up or they do, they dont make an arrest that is never a conviction and if you do get a conviction, its a driveby sentence, okay . You are out the same day. Lets be clear. The problem is, when these liberals and progressives who created this nonsense, saying we got crime down, they will be reelected, the fact that it even has a chance of being reelected, 27 . They are also far left, none of them are anywhere near the middle where the democratic party was. I think what this is about is Gavin Newsom. Gavin newsom, had this parade rained on, when the chinese started coming and, cleaning up The Streets, than the Supreme Court says we can throw him up and get him out of The Streets irrespective of whether you have a place for them. So Gavin Newsom is saying it yes, i want to clean everything up, but in The End academic right is going to win by saying i am moving to the middle while there is still so far left that you and i would not be caught dead in that state. Oh, i would be dead you would be alive. Tyrus the fastest is up next. So, what are you thinking . Im thinking. speaking to self about our honeymoon. What about africa . Safari . Hot Air Balloon Ride . Swim with elephants . Wait, can we afford a safari . Great question. Like everything, it takes a little planning. Or, put the money towards a downpayment. On a ranch. In montana. With horses lets take a look at those scenarios. J. P. Morgan Wealth Management has advisors in Chase Branches and tools, like Wealth Plan to keep you on track. When youre planning for it all. The answer is j. P. Morgan Wealth Management. What do people want more of . More oh yeah more laughs. More hang outs. More mmmmm, so good yeah, give us more of all of that little stuff that makes life so great. But if youre older or or have certain health conditions, you also have more risk from flu, covid19 and rsv. But vaccines help keep you from getting really sick. And that, is huge. Dana welcome back, its time for the fastest. For a stop, look sick somebodys lost baggage is about to take off into a bargain been, a company reselling belongings found and lost luggage at a discount, unclaimed baggage it pays Rental Companies and hotels for the Lost And Found inventory. Did anybody know this goes on . Tyrus somebody should have told sam britton. [laughter] know, this is terrible. So you lose your luggage in one day you see your belongings, your precious things you could not travel without . Really . Im sorry, delta would never be a part of this. Delta air Lines Disco they show up when theyre supposed to be, you got abandoned by the Airport Mrs. Can find it, 50 Bucks or was in there. Now we see whats really going on. This is terrible. Dana last january, remember when we had a really deep freeze during the iowa caucuses, negative 20 degrees but it was hot inside everywhere per and i left my coat in the airport lounge, like im on the flight in our flying to somewhere even colder and oh, my gosh, i flew away from the gate and a guesstimate does got a great coach. I have no idea what happened tyrus you can bid on it and tried to bite back. Dana out of thank its worth it, thats the point. But if it was really expensive may be. Jessica but think about the rolex is being sold off. Jesse i always saw the people that work at the airport got to keep the stuff, i do not know the auction it off. If you work in the airport in the Lost And Found department, it should be protocol for you inherit that staff. [laughter] i assume thats what they did. Judge jeanine this one time i lost a pair of sung sunglasses, so they say you cannot try to get yourself, when we land we will have somebody try to get it. So i hada connecting flight, of course and never got it. So somebody has it. Tyrus now they are selling it, c . Its all a conspiracy. Judge jeanine i could not get my fingers out from the crevice i got upset with the employee. [laughter] tyrus im Sure it was the cussing and yelling. [laughter] this [bleep] chair. Jessica i only lost an airport. And a Washer Travel all around the world. Airport of. It was in germany, thailand. That thing got around. Dana one more thing is up next. Making thats passed down through the generations. On ancestry i was able to actually put together our family tree. Each person is a glass worker. We stood on some pretty broad shoulders to get to where we are today. I told myself thats 1800 6909813. 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Your rheumatologist for rinvoq and take back whats yours. Avi could help you save mass with the airstrikes are happening right now on israels northern border. Fears have certainly increased that israel is on the brink of initiating a ground war. The intensity will continue in the south of lebanon. Fox news reports its time for one more thing. You would have loved that commercial break anyway. Perino on politics, a newe to Episode Today focused on North Chrolina and pennsylvanidaa. So that just posted. Check it out about 20 minutes. Second, i want to do a happy birthday to percy, three years old. Three years old. A great dog. Fabulous dog. Okaythree g, fabul, jesse. All right. We all love police chases, but some guys, Ic The Guys that narrate the police chases, they love it a lot. Check out this from eck out. Wow. Look at this guy. Go 15 miles an hour. I couldnt d. 15 mio that. Eath im out of breath just watching. What . Hoeres an lapd officer behindg. Him. Oh, my gosh. I doubt for this guy, but were on it. Ohw far ha , hes going to taser. Taser him on the run. Bow,e run. Go right behind a tr. Always behind a tree. I wish that was my job behin. I like it here, but that sounds fun, too, tonight, patrick. But daviun. D, ted cruz, Vivek Ramaswamy and johnny went on national Singles Day to askss a few questions. Watch thi. S. Whats your type . I love british man. Who is your Celebritr Tyy Crush . God. Piers morgan. C ruoh, i do like piers. No, no, i dont. I know she doesnt. Doe snt oh, my. Im laughing so hard, judges. And im laughing. Im like, thats hysterical. Okayam l. Weve all had thirsty dogs and big dogs, even drink out of the toilet. Some are even so thirstyhe , like this golden doodle. They figure out how to turn thishow to t. Doodle Y O O. Do not get any ideas. O oh, no. But its cool water, though, right . H, thats how you say this,n. Jessica. Ill do my best. Its not a you go girl, but you go boy. Youre very tall, boy. Thats college you go, freshmans. Parents came up with a creative solution after discovering hes too tall fotive sol r his college bed. 67 hang committed to Playing Basketball At Fort Hayes statefh university. And while he might be a great fit for the team, the bed in his dorm was anotheinr story. After learning it was the largest bed the school had to offerlearning his parentt to the Hardware Store and got to work and they were able to exten there and gd his that a 12 inches using wood support, Zip Ties and more with addedhe i cushioning. He had sleeping like a very, very taleeping l l baby. Hes sleeping under a Bed Non watch it was scary. S to b it has to be a date. I mean, when you said Zip Ties, im like, im no whet Sure im sleeping underneath. Yeah, yeah, its a bunk. Beds, bunk sleep desk. Oh, all right, tyrus,. You got time. Itt. Heh apparently, in my other life, i used to be a bull. So this story is very touching tou for me from a Rodeo Mall in massachusetts yesterday. He got tired of it and wanhusett to see what life is like on the run. And he was gone. Waanhe is gos freedom, and theyd of it. There will be no mcdonalds for these cows. Way. Theyre on their way. They theres one still on the loose. Hstill one on the. Yes, yes. Hes staying at my apartment while we figure it at Myile We A thats. And im lying because i dont have an apartment. And of course, Jessesve Aapartn Favorite Comed part. You can catch my comedy tour, which is coming upy which i in, illinois. And of course, patterson in New Jersey for everyones one. And i never do anything on the east coast. Paterson, New Jersey. Two tickets left in decemberea 11. When you see tyras indicator, tell them how to say. The stage name. Right . Tell them. That came for me. Also, Well Him T Have 56, i havh to tell you. Dirks bentley went to that show in milwaukee on saturda the night. If you have a chance, that is the best concert youre going to see this year. It was s concertoing. O fun. Next time, check it out. Next friday night, everyone. Thats it for us. I mean, next. Welcome to jesse waters. Primetime tonigh