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Im Jimmy Failla and this is Fox News Saturday Night. Kat in. Hello from New York city, the Bad News is, summer is over the good news is we can enjoy the Pumpkin Spice migrants crime. Your wallet is gone but the Police Report smells delicious. Trump Wrapping Up in wisconsin earlier today, violates in a minute long story short, this week, trump continues to run on the same policies hes always pushed while kamala is now taken more physicians than stormy daniels. [laughter] joining me tonight, a man with ms. Daniels Work And Start of the documentary before we get started, they cant, i just love it. [applause] i said ms. Daniels, you call her stormy but to us with money i donated her. The Cost Person in washington d. C. , its like being the sexiest woman on the view. Superstar, host of luxury, Katie Pavlich is fact. Can we talk about that jacket . The academic general way to get serious. But like an actual one, not like Him Walz. A Senior Editor no easy task because writers bring like they are pledging a fraternity. There was law itself to remain sober but here we are. For you. [laughter] and you do look like you are renting a Lincoln Cover Band the Audience Wont even notice you recast your son. [laughter] normally when you do live tv on the biggest News Channel on the planet, you want to leave with the newest was relevant which would be the Trump Rally but normally when posting a Tv Show on the biggest Tv Show on the planet, youre not dressed like a male Slipper Stripper who let himself go. [laughter] i more chips and dip. [laughter] it prides itself on highlighting out dumb this political division is, i want to Big Ben but the news on the democratic side of the aisle because it doesnt show how shamelessly stupid politics have become so as you watch tonight, democrats rejoice because cheney, the man on the left has been calling a genocidal work for little for 20 years has just come out and endorsed Kamala Harris. Cheney will cause any, Liz Cheney will cause a ground swell, shes joining other republicans. Its these people on the margins and i think Kamala Harris ought to talk about it because cheney was darth vader, that was his name. Not trying to downplay because if you are familiar, this endorsement are to give the campaign a shot in the face which is a fancy way of saying republicans have endorsement as much as they crave hunting advice, both should come with the trigger warning. Democrats call this Guy Cheney for decades and now they love this guy, this is explained by kamala flipflops on issues . I would give the voters more credit, Liz Cheney was out of wyoming, it might not be the exact number but basically so democrats are happy to take republicans and smear them like Mitt Romney and worse than cheney is what i heard especially when it comes to do dogs. Happy to take them in as Reform Sinners so long as they come out against. Liz cheney did announce shes voting for kamala, visit prove they need of button called who needs you . It also shows cheney is the one they are willing to accept, so many people in the past slightly problematic or arent at all who endorsed someone on the left and liberal scope nuts. Joe Rogan Kind of endorsed Bernie Sanders and liberals like you should reject that, an evil man because he said something about covid i disagreed once but cheney there like welcome to the party. [laughter] you watched that and college voters abandoned ship, is this why you continue to believe they shouldnt be allowed to vote . I dont believe it, i stand by it. This is hogan going email. I love this. Wasnt the only two. Build himself eating pizza and signaled support for the vp. Check it out. Now in De Blasio defense, a better job of picking up the pizza been that groundhog. Rest in peace. The only place he still moves the needle is where he left the junkie to shoot heroin. Is he kidding . Pizza from the wrong side. An excusable. He was doing this to promote another zoom rally. I want to make this, doesnt that Zoom Thing show you how uninterested people are . Theyre not ready to leave the house. They gave this idea like if youre on a diet, Substitute Coconut shreddings, it is the same thing. They only called that because it was a nicer ring than losers. On zoom, the only place. We De Blasio but technically hes good for small businesses you consider how many big businesses became small businesses on his watch but do you believe any Pizza Owner and the bronx is voting kamala . In his defense, he was using the coconut to covid proof the pizza. Also, thats not even his real last name. So what are we doing care . Im with ryan on this one. Speaking of pizza lovers, hes back is seen in this week which was a shock. Yes, the same network we hired jeffrey to been pathetic i have a lot of pull. [laughter] stelter on the other hand, he spread the russian Conclusion Hoax killing 200 biden Laptop Story and ran against people who spread disinformation. The fact that cnn is letting him return, its like giving Him Walz a show called reliable fibers. Cnn is bringing back every, getting picked up on a goober by don levin. The actually doing shots . Its amazing the keep bringing back failed characters. I dont know what they expect, if they expect Donald Trump to win, theyve got to have that same marching orders on the show, Say Trump and fascist and every three of those have to be done. More than just rebranding. The opera, it will wear hats when they come back. I love this. Is it cnn Giving Stelter another role like ford giving oj another Bronco Commercial . The hawaiian roles. [laughter] i would like to learn how, living in the death of shame, do a little more because how do you do what he did and the ratings go down and all of these people are not happy to see you and all of a sudden your back . How does it work . I dont bash it as much as i should because him returning means are no longer the chevy is host. If you go away for the weekend, one Cnn Anchor to watch her department, is It Stelter or jeffrey to bid . Tubing. Bold choice. Exciting news for you. One three hes famous for not current, Hunter Biden pleaded guilty, pleaded guilty after all that pleading guilty to Tax Evasion and stacked against them because of Laptop Media told us was fake in the 2020 election. They were found on a Laptop Computer brought delaware in the spring of 2019 and a Shop Employee saw the emails and was worried about getting in trouble or in danger and make copies and it does not add up. The employee does not help, hes contradicted himself with reporters and oral we know, they are made up for some are real and others are fake, we dont know but we do know it is classic. That was alive because not only did he have a Laptop Photos showed he had a suspicious package. [laughter] the government warned us again this Week But Russia interfering and actions the Hunter Plea is prove our government interfered in our last election. The Intelligence Community and the election, former officials abusing access and have clearances and media interfered in the election and it was obvious the Hunter Biden team never denied the laptop and they said there were some emails. There were a lot more than emails. There are photos and videos and most importantly, connections directly to Joe Biden which is why he pled guilty. The White House says they insist they will pardon him. [laughter] the candidate for president but the idea that it was made up never made sense because the Laptop Repair Store Owner Guy was real and the russians hire hired is he secretly yes, i go back but he was an actual person so it didnt make sense. A guy who lives in delaware. Not taking this. Hunter impregnated a stripper but seriously, for all the Tal Talk the way the media fascist the trumps, isnt it insane to go to lengths knowing biden is a jerry Springer Episode . Hunter biden knocked of his Brothers Widow behind his wifes back excuse me, knocked up a stripper while having an affair with his Brothers Widow and the parents dont talk to the baby. Next on jerry springer. I think the russians would have interfered with the got to it in there like its already done. [laughter] will could we add . Ive got nothing. Nobody had more Family Fund than Tim Walz whose own brothers made headlines posting on facebook that he is one 100 opposed to his brothers ideologies and then there is the cousins who posted this photo. One thing to have your Family Vote for the other guy and another to have them take the time to make tshirts. [laughter] kamalas endorsements come on zoom, they got in the car for 29 a gallon drove to get together to take the bottle, these people are invested. I want to go around the panel quickly, if these people were trumps, how many of them would have been signed two controversial . Theres about 12 in the part of. The kennedy family. You are not talking about our friend kennedy. [laughter] the other kennedys. Do they get signed or cnn . I think they have marked dignity to go with stelter so probably msnbc. I think my family would do the same thing, the opposite. Thats my biggest problem, as a lot of dirtbags in my family who will tell me out for blackjack. The judge in New York saying drop November 26 so usual bingo cards, how to deal with your liberal aunt, its going to be war. The conservative Family Members like they need Micro Aggression they have more than what they did to elizabeth warrens family. [laughter] to astronauts into Space Station and they may want to stay there with the way things are going here but figure out how to get them home. When we come back, how it is causing a Fight Doing Taylor Swift and prima homes, take up bunch of bracelets but keep it here on Fox News. Im jonathan lawson, here to tell you about Life Insurance through the Colonial Penn program. If youre age 50 to 85 and looking to buy Life Insurance on a fixed budget, remember the three ps. What are the three ps . The three ps of Life Insurance on a fixed budget are price, price, and price. A price you can afford, a price that cant increase, and a price that fits your budget. Im 54. Whats my price . You can get coverage for 9. 95 a month. 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President trump taking a fight in wisconsin earlier today that the biggest political battle the week took place at kansas Citys Arrowhead Stadium with Taylor Swift killing a penalty like in some homes for Unsportsmanlike Conduct expressed support for Donald Trump On Instagram last week, something that caused taylor to sit in a different Luxury Suite them for me this weeks home opener. The horror. Quick to note the contrast from last year and they were inseparable and taylor was seen hugging renee after every flight because she doesnt understand football. [laughter] travis to go home runs. We reached out to both the comment but they were restraining order was complicated. If two of the richest women on Planet Kat put in their political differences, what chance to the rest of us have . If this is true, i think its a petty Move But Taylor swift, she hands out printed bracelets like the thing fun Finding Someone who disagrees with her which is not exactly the president of t the. First of all, i feel pressure to say something insightful because my first time ever like ten years ago i was nervous and i flanked on who you what to win the super bowl, i dont care that much and i was nervous so why cant people just put politics aside when it comes to sports and personal issues and all that . Its sad this is dividing, people want to stick to sports and not get politics except. I kind of agree because you are in a Luxury Suite and for the defending people champion, life is okay. If someone disagrees like say you want guacamole, they want salsa, isnt that big of a deal . Why are these political people inserting politics into football assuming they are sitting different seats because of different political views . She went to her Birthday Party at her house, probably a better gate than sitting in the same suite. I would agree. I know its this delicate, i am a swiftly. [laughter] this is his real challenge like he has an opinion but also hes single and single women listen to Taylor Swift yourself office one. I think we are jumping to conclusions because if it really was the end of the breakup, she would have written a song. [laughter] i knew the Words Tension when she said i have no room but i knew it was over when she voted for trump. [laughter] no one saw that coming. When i watch football, the biggest concern is who covers the spread. Pending the outcome of The Game, i might buy you drinks are put on a blonde big so i think its a distraction but as a Football Fan i think it would be good as if they continue to fight in the shops of the Luxury Box because theyve got to go to two different boxes and put the focus back to The Game. Anger about politics and society getting in the way of our ability to hate Each Other for liking a different sport. [laughter] what he saying is there are better reasons to hate people like listen, 99 of the people in the subway to make a call on speakerphone, at another politics but if they were to burst into flames, im good. I saw a Fight Yesterday and we were in the air and this woman takes a Phone Call and i was like lady what is happening . We are in the air, the not. We were flying out of chicago two weeks ago like a minute before the flight and the guy comes on the aisle on Spirit Airlines saying excuse me, if i could get a dollar and i was the pilot. [laughter] rough stuff. Tuesday night, a fight of another kind. They do get out on the Debate Stage but here at Fox News Saturday Night, spice It Up Ne next. Tuesday Night President ial debate is a second showdown of the season. If you, the first one, dont feel bad, so did Joe Biden. A Brandnew Opponent and decided to hit the streets and find out whos going to win and lose and whos going to booze. Are you going to watch the first president ial debate . Absolutely. Whos going to win the debate . Florida all in for the trump and. I think trump Will Win but im voting for kanye. [laughter] having a nice time. Whos going to win the debate . Trump. The debate on Tuesday Night. Is there any Chance Bill Belichick is spying on one of the campaigns . Is he for videotaping . Hes very busy videotaping a 26yearold so i dont know that he wasnt kidding when he said it was a game. I want to know if you watch the president ial debate. Youre watching the debate, where are you from . D. C. , the swamp is killing it. Who do you think Will Win . All the way to the bank. Who do you think Will Win, Trump Or Kamala x. I think she was on hills. Who do you expect to win the debate . You think Trump Man takes it . We will see. Witty remarks. I will more people to walk to watch the debate, things we can do to make it interesting. This america has a Talent Portion, should they have a Talent Portion . The ymca. Taylor swift is but shes not seeing that no debate. Shes in the Locker Room playing skin flutes. A Talent Portion. Maybe they sing a little jam. If trump does the ymca, can he count on your vote . A Village Person away. Like upon further review. How long are you in New York for . Just a day. The concert. Are we seeing . Kg elephant. Shake me down. The campaign songs. It will take you down. What i run . I feel like you and me would be a ticket. Ive got some problems. 2028. Its Human Needs people are focused on in the daytoday life. So maybe we make a slogan, make America Screw again. A lot of people watching these. Talk to me, mr. Possess. Make america more pizzazz again. We just cant say make america drinks again because youre wearing a Bill Cosby sweater. [laughter] abc Debate Simulcast here on the Fox News channel with live Coverage Atm and you better tune into because is likely the only debate of the Election Cycle is the Harris Campaign continues to use their button on the press. Surrogates trying to downplay the significance of the Showdown But Anybody who says debates dont matter didnt see Joe Biden thanked after the money donors go in june. Abc does the burn and shirley but now it down and kamala going for the last laugh Tuesday Night and the panel is back to find ways to keep everyone from shooting their tvs. The tv, im over here. How do you make the Debate Portable . Who would have thought, true story. Im kidding. Its already gotten so crazy with politics, we need a new moderator, bring in hillary. A personal this is my theory, if you did let the candidates question Each Other, i think its in that realm. Its the question the other side wants answers on. I dont know why youre asking for her real debate. A real debate where we talk to Each Other and challenge Each Other and Open Mic and all but. How do you spice it up . [laughter] she was funny, a great jacket. Im kidding, i love you. Thats what she wanted, create that im speaking, as trump was like that school, thats fine with me and these people said no. [laughter] its interesting because i think in a weird way, there was one debate where he had no Discipline And Travel that first debate in 2020 but at the debate where the ability, a comment he does good Crowd Work and thats why his rallies are two hours and 38 minutes. They write a 40 Minute Speech in there like look at that guy, hes ugly. I feel like the Open Mic would make it more exciting for the other thing i would like to add, a challenge. You could throw the flag and watched the replay, challenge one pivotal moment because aside debate over who is telling the truth, would you side with a Challenge Flight . It sounds like a good idea, play one of those when its like she didnt flipflop on the border. My values have not changed but this is the problem we have, we are aspiring to hire debate than they are. The fact that they are not doing your mama jokes by now. Its coming. They want to call a friend. The cnn interview, i have this theory i keep talking about, Dozen Temples look like in front of the carwash . Every time i watch, i feel like i should go to the Grand Opening of the subway. [laughter] we got to move on. He probably says hes one of those guys. A shot at the buzzer. I love you but speaking of disasters, to Nasa Astronauts stated in space; the smartest guy i know to talk about the situation. [applause] you didnt start a business just to keep the lights on. Lucky for you, shopify built the just onetapping, ridiculously fastacting, skyhigh sales stacking champion of checkouts. Businesses that want to win, win with shopify. Only Purples Gel flex grid passes the raw egg test. 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[laughter] sold the last one to be cle clear. So the people as an Actress And Physicist from acute studied the houston astros. [laughter] Im Kidding but is this not the craziest miss Connection Flight Youve ever heard . People made an issue of it. You know who was stranded on the surface of mars. [laughter] statement was stranded. But better services. When you use of force stranded, lets be real. Soon he and butch, i have dozen other astronauts on the Space Station, what does it mean to be stranded . The volume they live in, they are floating, not square footage for volume, even footage, square hundred feet and there module. Manhattan Studio Apartment the size was more than two people in itself they took in over up in the lyft. [laughter] we live in the future of space for nasa can say okay, we are not using you, we will use the other market to bring it back. For the luxury. I cant be upset about that plu . Top dollar to get into space and then spend extra time and space, you think they are sad . They are seasoned astronauts, i sure they love it. We got mike. [laughter] that said, february, a lot of games, what are they eating . What is going on . Im assuming, i didnt just, theres enough food and oxygen. Food and oxygen, your good. The astronauts are good, they will be okay as we hope. The american model runs out of food, get food from the other module. There. Okay. What do you think boeing is in custody for mood as you are . Back. Okay okay. Context here. This is like the third flight or something, low singledigit flights of starfighter. I, as a scientist and a cousin of engineers, when you do something never done before, stuff goes wrong. You expect that. Look at the early Flight Footage of the dragon they blew up on the launchpad. They didnt have people in them. [laughter] the first of anything will have issues so massive thing safe said lets call back of Spacex Send Starlight are down. Attitude adjustment issues. [laughter] will rockets came so you could talk properly. Eleven safely yesterday, i think it was yesterday. Returning is easy. Its a drop out of the sky. I love this but you defend that it so much i assume own suffering company that this is the titanic. [laughter] thank you. [laughter] is september. Can spice, everything found in the atmosphere. First ever Spice President , dont miss The Game next. Round control. This is our last chance to help Save Thousands of Holocaust Survivors who are suffering in the former Soviet Union today. The needs that these forgotten jews have are something beyond anything you can imagine. Have you eaten this morning . I ate the carrot, so i ate half of it yesterday, and i had it today for breakfast. And this is what she ate in two days, one carrot. 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I will say fans because he looks like a guy who takes care of his car. Thank you. I would take tim but money from the taxpayers to get. [laughter] i will say Missus Band to clean the couch. There is. Equal opportunity j. D. Vance. Next. Pumpkin Spice Dog treats. Definitely walz i dont know if he has a dog but a dog lover, his whole personality. This is a Dog But Vance would shoot his dog. [laughter] a sad book when the dog does, i dont want to read it. There were with the base. Walz because german shepherds dont be done. Vance, he will eat the treats also. [laughter] Pumpkin Spiced weird oil. Think about it, we seen Jay Defense but people believe walz also has appeared. J. D. Vance is a fair but trump doesnt like people that have your, he wouldnt say that. He seems like he was cast to play don junior. It looks like hes landscaped. [laughter] Pumpkin Spice, not just any kind. Walz. They might look like they are rugged. Ive learned too much about neil night. 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