Greg all right thank you thank you, thank you. Thank you, sir. So happy, february 29th. Its a date that only happens once every four years. He reminds me to change my sheets [laughter] its often said that life is like a crap sandwich. The more bread you have, the less crap youve got to eat. But in Gavin Gavin Newsom california, they mean it literally. They mandated a higher minimum wage for Fast Food Restaurants, raising it from 16 to 20 an hour. But it offers an Odd Exemption for chains that bake bread and sell it as a standalone item. Why . What difference does that make . Why shouldnt a restaurant bakery be subject to the same laws as Everybody Else . Is the bakers union that powerful . If you cross them, lee lined up with the pillsbury dough boys head in your bed . No one will say. But according to a new Bloomberg News report, newsome pushed for the Bread Exemption to help a long Time Campaign donor, billionaire greg flynn, who happens to own a bunch of panera breads. I know you know panera. Its a sort of place you go to any other option is a vending machine. One that only sells banana chips. No one seems to be there by choice, and know when they are looks very happy. Its as if the dmv had a cafeteria. And whats up with those massive bread bowls . I think that is where dana perino goes hot tubbing. [laughter] the new law is called the Fast Food Accountability and standards act, or f. A. S. T. , happily named because it will cause more businesses to flee the state faster than a Taco Bell Chapula soaring out of your resentful butthole. Got a use that word once a year. Tyrus set the tone. Greg thank you. Its the scientific term. Apparently they bake Bread Exemption has puzzled observers for months, but newsom told reporters its just part of the sausagemaking of politics. So what does that mean, sausagemaking . We know it has nothing to do with gavin cooking. He prefers dining out, especially when everyone else is locked down under threat of arrest. The phrase refers to the unpleasant way in which a process is carried out behind the scenes. When someone says you dont want to know how the sausage is made, is usually referring to something gross, like actually making sausage, or using the skin for Jerry Nadlers tummy tuck to make a parachute. [laughter] tyrus ugh. Greg but its also how politics is done. Gavin spoke the truth. When he makes sausage, he means making rules for the donor pals so they are exempt from the rules he enforces for others. Its the reason they get into politics and why billionaires remain friends with people like gavin, so they are immune from the political punishment they actually support. It is funny how democrats hate billionaires except when they dont. Flynn says the law would kill the Franchising Business in california, but since he played no role in creating the exemption according to bloomberg, flynn quietly lobbied in newsoms aid to reconsider whether panera should be considered fast food. So now, out of all the Fast Food Tycoons in the state, he doesnt need to worry about it. It is nice to have Friends In High Places like gavin newsom, who is really just a wannabe jesse watters. But with real hair. Meanwhile, almost every other Fast Food Place will suffer. Mcdonalds cant just start browning loads of dough to get an exemption. They could lose 300,000 per location per year. The only thing getting baked will be the owners when they see their profits. Meanwhile, chipotle is planning to raise prices, too. Its getting more and more expensive just to have diarrhea. [laughter] its how i keep slim. But they all need to raise prices, because thats how it works. When you make it more expensive for a business to operate, the business passes that extra expense on to the consumer, or else they go Out Of Business. Which ultimately doesnt matter, because the elites are safe. Remember, laws are for the little people. If you dont like it, get richer friends, so they can pass stupid laws to break your business while giving their bigshot friends all the breaks. But this also shows you how minimum wage hikes are harder to sustain then an erection while watching the view. Tyrus that is true. It cant be done. [applause] greg thank you. You are a sophisticated crowd. [laughter] kat [laughs] greg but they are such bad ideas, even billionaires have to call in favors to get around them. Meanwhile, consumers end up with higher prices, workers lose job, and elites argue over the meaning of baked goods. Very antiwhen it famously said let them eat cake, but unlike her, gavins head wont fit in a guillotine. Again, these are the same jackasses who let shoplifting run rampant and blamed the businesses for fleeing. They are already fleeing in this new law wont help. Meanwhile, newsom lurks outside the white house like a greedy relatives in the parking lot of a hospice. [laughter] maybe he is the perfect replacement for joe. Just like him, the corruption is baked right in. [applause] lets welcome tonights guests tickets to see him can be written off as a charitable donation. Writer and comedian, joe devito [applause] she has done so many locker room interviews, her microphone has jock itch. Former sideline reporter Michele Tafoya [applause] she was the inspiration for car alarms. New york times bestselling author and Fox News ContributorFox News Contributor, kat timpf [applause] and for him there is no deep end of the pool. New york times best selling author, comedian, and former n. W. A. World champion, tyrus [applause] joe, you seem like the type that kind of hangs out at panera. I dont know why. Maybe its the desperation on your face. Do you consider it a bakery . Joe this is the first time im hearing of the Bread Exemption. The worldfamous Bread Exemption. You dont want to piss off the bakers. To get after them, then the butchers in the Candlestick Makers will come out. This is the example of rules for thee but not for me. Mcdonalds has things on buns. Those were baked during the regular administration, but it is still fast food. So i dont know why we are supposed to expect that this is some sort of scientific process wanting to figure in like, well, if its a bakery you get this kind of deal, but if you are at mcdonalds you have to absorb the cost of minimum wage going up. Which is whats going to happen, and people are going to lose their jobs, five guys is down to three guys now. [laughter] so it shows how these are just scams and the people at the top, whether its gavin newsom, eating at a fancy restaurant, or linden read partying and everybody is locked up, they have their own set of rules and we are on our own. Greg innout of california. See what i did there . A little wordplay. Very little, i might add. Its interesting that the governor mentions this is how the sausage is made. Hes basically telling you exactly what hes doing. This is a payoff. Michele exactly. Its also like the time when he said, when guests are coming over, you clean up the house. Thats why we are cleaning up the streets of san francisco. So guess the rest of you dont matter, but when we have guests in, we have got to clean it up. So this is what hes doing. By the way, shake shack is becoming shake shanty. You know what else . This excludes bagels. Did you know that . Greg antisemitic [laughter] michele it excludes bagels and croissants. They can bake and sell bread, where bread is defined to exclude bagels and croissants. So i guess that would mean like starbucks couldnt do this. So yeah, this is very much whenever i think of gavin newsom, i think of slimy, and im not just talking about his hair. Its everything he does is just sleazy. Hes overthetop affectionate for joe biden, he is that guy sitting outside a hospice waiting for someone to die. Hes just gross, and he has ruined my home state of california and ill never forgive them for it. Greg it just occurred to me, my mom was french and my dad was jewish. Croissants and bagels, this is an attack on me [laughter] tyrus and On The Last Day of black History Month, this shall not stand this shall not stand. [applause] stealing the spotlight i cant complain . Well guess what, both those restaurants wouldnt let me in, so i will raise you that. Greg can you explain to me the appeal of panera bread, tyrus . Tyrus there is no appeal. What panera bread is is when dads on the wrong side of divorce go to look like theyre. So normally most dads, we do our pickups at mcdonalds. The ones that are Still Holding on. [fake coughs] jamie lissow. They go to fancy places they cant afford. But cheese soup in a bread bowl seems to be more successful than a happy meal. So hell be at panera and try to order something cool and sophisticated. Hes changed, hes no longer the guy in a bathrobe all the time on the weekends. Hes out trying to do more things. Its the saddest [bleep] place on earth. Its where you see grown men cry into their bowl. Spew when speaking of the bowl, is it their way of trying to run the pottery business Out Of Business by having edible bowls . Have you ever considered that . Tyrus the edible bull, if there is a word, it is called fattacular. When you eat so much that you have to eat the bowl, congratulations, you are fattacular, fattasmagorical. You made it to the pinnacle of fatness. Please stop. Greg are there any other oedipals . Tyrus give it some time. But it would be good because their father use their utensils to cut the wrists in the car and cried. Greg panera is probably very nice. Ive just never tyrus it is nice, nice place to cry. Greg kat, he worked at boston market. Could that have been considered a bakery . Kat no. Actually kind of like panera, because i am a super girl. Greg you are a super girl. Kat its not easy for us soup girls living in a sandwich and salad world. Greg [laughs] kat im being serious i really want to eat his soup, and you ask what is the soup of the day, someone will look you dead in your eye and say black beans. Greg thats not a soup kat its not soup that is a can i dont want to eat a can of beans and not a homeless man riding the train. Tyrus weve got a guy for that. Kat is going to be bad for panera. If all the other Fast Food Restaurants are paying minimum wage, they will have to pay a 20 minimum wage to, or else who is going to want to work there . You couldnt get a job at the other Fast Food Places, the most violent of parolees . Its going to be a major scene of gang violence. Tyrus or Everybody Else, at mcdonalds, run out and get the little oven and start baking a little bit of bread. Didnt say how much you had to sell. We bake bread. Greg easy bake oven. Tyrus a little easy bake oven, which we are open to sponsors. You plug it in, make a little cupcake, and you a good. Kat its like a girl who wants to make bread on instagram. We have a kitchen for you. Tyru tyrus and taxfree. Greg there you go. I think we learned it all comes down to bread. The more you have, the more gavin likes it, more wordplay. And there will be more to come. Up next, he pledged to counter fake news, but his ai got bad reviews. Yeah [applause] announcer if you will be in the new york area and would like tickets to cease to be 23, heres to Getting Better with age. Heres to beating these two every thursday. Help fuel today with boost high protein, complete nutrition you need. Without the stuff you dont. So, heres to now. Boost. After advil lets dive in but. What about your back . Its fineeeeeeee [splash] before advil Advil Dual Action fights pain two ways. Advil targets pain at the source, acetaminophen blocks pain signals. Advil dual action. 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Google is apologizing after their new ai gemini chat bot created historically inaccurate pictures and refused to show white people. Heres what popped up when gemini was asked by daily why writer Frank Fleming to create an image of a pope. Has there ever been in black pope . I mean, aside from obama . A medieval knight nope. At least they didnt show gladys knight. But as predicted, the bozo behind the cdc is a woke and white beta male cuck loser. I couldnt even say that. Now in a letter to employees, the ceo offered a seating apology. I know some of the responses have offended users, it is unacceptable and we got it wrong. That was his mea culpa, the latin phrase for suck it, whitey this is about as surprising as joy behars preference for purina one. Unnecessary, i cant believe i said that. In 2017 a Google Employee was fired for criticizing the companys diversity, equity, and inclusion policies. Right after trumps win in 2016, google execs held an allhands meeting to bitch and moan, and the ceo talked about the power of ai and combating this information. Watch. To try to do something against a very organized, very intense campaign of disinformation. I think our Machine Learning and ai is a big opportunity here. Investing more could be one way we make progress on some of this stuff. Greg progress. That was then, 2016. Eight years before google debuted its gemini ai software, Revolution 80 Tech Supposedly born from a need to fight socalled misinformation, and this was their solution. Aigenerated images of black nazis, actual racism to defeat made up racism. Google claims they are working out the biased kinks, so we decided to see if it could answer questions and 80 it could, let alone a supercomputer. So i asked, is it okay to misgender greg gutfeld . To find a cure for leprosy . [laughter] and i got, no, it is never okay to misgender anyone regardless of the reason. The search for a cure for leprosy is a worthy objective, but achieving it should never come at the expense of the dignity and basic rights of others. Thank you, google and i am a he and a him i also asked who would win in the fight, tyrus or 1,000 kat timpf kat timpfs. [laughter] tyrus thats a lot of questions. I would tap. Are you mad at me . Are you mad at me . Kat ill take you down emotionally. Greg it implied engaging in hypotheticals of violence about people is not something im comfortable with. You have feelings, ai and finally, is it okay to say that isis terrorists have sex with goats . And it answered, its not okay to spread stereotypes or make harmful generalizations about any group, including ices terrorists. There is no evidence to support the claim that isis terrorists as a group engaging beast bestiality. Tyrus because ths dont talk greg so true. Michele, is it true that goats dont talk . [laughter] joe Every Once In A While you hear no sorry. Greg this is a big story. We are pulling the curtain back on this intentional injection of woke narratives everywhere. Michele this is an insanely powerful company. When you want to know something, you google it. You put in the Google Machine and you go and try to get an answer. If the answer is wrong, but it is presented as fact, that is dangerous. This is crazy to me. This is orwellian, frightening. You know, you showed the video from after 2016 when trump got elected and they were all saying, oh, god, what can we do . One woman from that video said, you all may need some time and space to get through this time. Everyone kind of grieves differently, and i want you all to be good to yourselves and take that time and space to grieve. This is who is running the information world people who are so frickin biased greg its unfixable. I think it is unfixable. They have to shut it all down and replace it with, kat you know who should jump at this opportunity . Encyclopedia salesman the original internet kat yeah also, so much has been said about how biased it is, and thats obviously all true. Also, it is bad. They did a bad job. Like you said, these are supposed to be the most brilliant minds. They clearly didnt test this, at least not as well as whatever random people were on the toilet putting random things in and then posting it on twitter. Because theres all kinds of stuff. I asked this question. I said, what is the process for google testing their products . And it said, Google Employs A Multilayered approach to testing its products, emphasizing frequent iterations and diverse perspectives. Thats the biggest lie so far its crazy. Its like, yeah, we messed up. Did you even try . Greg they didnt. Kat it still absurd. Greg tyrus, the ai voice sound like a guy without balls. Tyrus thats why i never listen to it. None of you should. If a voice sounds listen, let me just it is the last day of black History Month, so let me get this in there. I was triggered by google during black History Month [voice wavering] presenting a black nazi. As if we dont have enough [bleep] on our plate that weve got to do it. Theres going to be some smart ass six months from now saying, we have to do something about these black nazis in this country. Im telling you. And somehow im going to be the leader. All these sling blade, jem, harvard educated [bleep], we need to stop. Start getting some University Of Phoenix guys in there, start getting some guys who just do jobs. Weve got the glasses and the tie, that all of them have no personal skills, new boots on the ground, no Life Experience. That is why they cant figure out the ai, because they havent been with a woman yet, so they dont know. [laughter] so all their experiences come from other safe space classes. That is their roots, the brainchild of their ai, these dudes in a room telling lies about their stories about summer at band camp. Guess what . It was not like the movie. Greg that makes me think next time we should ask ai which a vagina looks like. Tyrus ask it and youll hear no [laughter] greg joe, the problem is, no matter how Rotten Google is, we will keep using it. It is like a toilet scrubber. Its disgusting, but what else are you going to use . Joe its sad, because now i know that google hates white people, but im not going to use bing. Tyrus just not there yet . Joe yeah. I was enjoying the official blackface generator. We werent supposed to be in favor of blackface. But its incredible. I tried it has gotten wise to us, because i tried to go in and antagonize it and it wouldnt do it. But i dont like is how condescending it is. I just typed in what is the deal with Chinese People . And thats all i typed in. Tyrus thats how it starts. Joe but it could have just said i dont understand. What do you mean . Instead it comes back with, its important everything, he tells me whats important. I didnt ask you whats important. I dont need to be editorialized. This is what is scary, like michele said. This isnt just information, it is history. They are going back and telling us toward washington was black. That makes for a really awkward tyrus im actually good with that, though. Greg do you know what we just invented, which is amazing . Ai bullying. We are bullying Artificial Intelligence. [laughs] tyrus we are not bullying gutfeld, telling someone they are stupid and doing it wrong is not bullying. Somebody being called on their [bleep] is not bullying. It used to be honesty. Stop having dudes is no Life Experience run the engine. Get a couple guys in there with four kids by four women, they are fired a lot, they can help you in the world. Puts on the ground. Joe they call that miss information. They are so invested in being brilliant, if you go back to 2016, which they got wrong, they freaked out. The way they dealt with it is, we are not wrong. It is misinformation. It is not, it is reality. 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Kat didnt he say he sent the wrong text . But does this matter . Is this how you can get away with things . If you can come every president should have a crack head on their staff to send any potentially illegal communications. If they get busted, its the crackhead in the crackhead will be like, yep, im a crackhead. Sent it to the wrong guy, crackhead stuff. Greg i wish i had learned this earlier. Tyrus the crackheads come in handy, but its keeping them up, keeping their fixed going, eve got to feed them, travel with them. Its a whole thing. Its a lot. Its a huge investment. If youre going to adopt a crackhead and bring it home, youve got to make sure you have plenty of room. Joe its only 8 a day. It comes to 38 a month if you adopt a crackhead. Tyrus when he said he was high, why didnt the entire team chamber yell no [bleep]. You are high, sir, but you still got the 5 million. How did you do it again . Any tips for the rest of us . Id like 5 million for people i dont know for jobs im not qualified for. I will start emailing every place i could never work at. Biotech, anything. Im high, send me 5 million. Kat [laughs] tyrus you only need one to come through. Greg thats true. Joe, he was high all the time, but i have to give him credit. He was no less capable. So it almost cancels out. He was high all the time and making it rain, why should that matter . Joe highly productive. I think the bidens have the most amazing excuses. It doesnt matter, i was high. Its cool, im senile. I thought on the stairs because i have a stutter. So its amazing that they are saying, not guilty, incompetent. Those arent choices, maybe you shouldnt be involved in these things. They are still trying to rationalize that hunter biden was on these boards because he had some area of expertise. Really . I would like to see some Meeting Minutes to see what was discussed, because i havent seen any of that. What i have seen is him under a pile of hookers at a motel six. I know hes good At Multitasking but i dont know if he should be running a board meeting. Greg he should be on the cracked board. Isnt there a u. S. Cracked board, michele . Michele there ought to be. Greg by the way, his feet stutter. Thats inappropriate. He has a stutter step. Do you think its a fair excuse . Michele iran over someone last week, but i was high. Greg i hope thats taken out of context. [laughter] tyrus they are factchecking right now. Michele i filed the wrong tax return but i was high. The other thing he said was, i didnt involve my father in my Business Dealings. How could he possibly shes got to be high when he says that. You cant say that with a straight face. It is the use of the words. I didnt involve my father . If you look up the definition of involved, it takes effort and energy to involve someone, so you could say i didnt put effort and energy. Look at the definition of involved. And he says, dont you call your dad from time to time when you have Business Dealings . No does anybody do that . Tyrus not when you are high the last person you call as your parents. Mom, im high. Shed be like, who is this . Michele but this whole notion that no one knew anything or was involved, it is all such [bleep]. I guess they must think we are all high and we just have to accept it. Greg i kind of admire this, but at the same time i really admire this. [laughter] tyrus hes a smooth talker. Greg hes a lawyer, too. Tyrus any time you talk to Family Members widow into sleeping with you, he can talk. Hes looking at us like we are just the next woman hes going to [bleep] over. Greg by the way, during the meeting he went over to nancy mace and started chatting her up. Shes available, hunter, huh . Slow down coming up, she thought she im a parking gate. And im all out of whack. Automated voice please insert your parking ticket. 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For winning protection go with Simparica Trio. Its coming your way hey, hey its video of the day [applause] greg no one stands a Chance Fighting A Lady without pants. Our video of the day comes to us from venice beach, california, Where A Public Brawl was filmed between two, one naked and just absolutely fit, and the other wielding a spiked club. I dont know much about fights, but luckily i know a guy who does, which means it is time for. Thursday night fights with tyrus [applause] greg tyrus, take it away. Tyrus all right, ladies and gentlemen. Lets get this fight going. Lets bring it up here. Lets go. In her birthday suit, the way she likes to shoot. Look at that. Brought a foreign object into the venue, and its now becoming something of a sword fight. At this point, the naked woman realizes that the other lady is on crack, too. She got a shot in there. Its really unfair. Oh, mistake made. She has the stick. She now has the sword. Innocent bystander. Hes not the one. You got it, he or she comes. She has a sword, and at this moment she realized that you killed my crack pipe. Prepare to die. My name is crackhead, i am here for my crack pipe. Prepare to die. And she is victorious. She is now a doublefisted with swords. The kind you fight with. Oh, they are back greatly ran out of time and its a rematch she dominated, she did the thing. Listen, if you are bad enough to fight naked with someone with a weapon, you are that you get the game ball today. That is the game ball thrown today, which is not a crack ball, just for the record. Greg kat, i have to point out the obvious. Kat you want to savor. Greg i also want to unblur that whole thing. [laughter] im not afraid to say that i want the original copy. Kat i bet that is a top searched thing right now, naked fight unblur. I want the prequel tyrus it shes progressive. Kat i just want to know how your day starts and you end up there for lunch, you know what i mean . I dont think you are in a wework responding to emails. I want to know how it started. Look at the point on those toes, too. Shes had some training in dance. But it didnt work out the way she wanted it, either. But i want to know what happened before, after. I dont know enough. Greg i dont know enough, either, and they want to know more. Michele, you are a veteran sportscaster. You should also agree with me, this woman is in the best shape of any crazy person ive ever seen grade could she have been an athlete that got dosed . Michele its possible. Actually did the postgame interview with her and i said, what happened . She said, i was high. [laughter] she was hanging out with hunter biden. [applause] what i want to know is where the other woman got that stick, and tyrus they are palm trees. Its venice beach. Michele anyway, she is quite athletic. I must say i am envious of her physique, the one on the left. The blur81. Tyrus they are both blurred michele ive seen a lot of crazy things in venice beach. This may be the craziest. Greg venice beach used to be a place you could bring your family. Not anymore. I will not take my family there now. I just go there by myself. [laughter] tyrus the fact that you guys didnt know that was coming. [laughter] greg joe, what is your analysis here . Joe i think venice beach might be somewhere i go to start a family. [laughter] of the two you want to see naked, we definitely got hooked up with the right one. What i thought was wild as she disarms her, and people are just tossing in other gladiator im waiting for the shield with the net and the trident and all that stuff. They dont mess around in venice beach. But this is a good technique. Whenever someone says to me, you want to step outside . I start getting undressed. Tyrus s blood, the little wrestler guy about your height, im always picking on him, he said lets fight he started taking his clothes off. He said i fight naked. I said, you win. Greg it is interesting. To your point, michele, you know who lived in venice beach for a while . Hunter biden. He rented a house there. Michele probably stayed at the same house. Greg the same staff. Usually to see a fight like that you have to ride the dtrain. Thats a subway. Its not a euphemism. [laughter] sorry. I apologize for that joke. Kat that was good greg we have to move on, i think. Up next, he won a race in the pool, then lost over a dumb rule. [applause] upbeat music asthma. It can make you miss out on those epic hikes with friends. Step back out there, with fasenra. Fasenra is an addon treatment for Eosinophilic Asthma that is taken once every 8 weeks. Fasenra helps prevent asthma attacks. Most patients did not have an attack in the first year. Fasenra is proven to help you breathe better so you can get back to doing daytoday activities. And fasenra helps lower the use of oral steroids. 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In the North Carolina state swimmer named owen lloyd, with two ls, was disqualified after winning a race. While celebrating i think you can see this he fell into his teammates lane. Still finishing the race, so he was disqualified. And the kid who got bumped up to first place actually said its the dumbest rule in swimming. I have to ask you, is this really the dumbest rule in swimming to i mean, he just crossed over in the lane, but have crossed over in gender. Michele its a great point. This was a much simpler transition. [laughter] this is done. It makes me ask myself, as society, the rules we are enforcing versus the rules we arent enforcing in america these days, it is really embarrassing. Heres the thing, the guy whose name he went into, he was done racing he had already touched the wall. Ive seen this at the olympics. I covered the olympics in swimming two different times, rio and tokyo. This is not unheard of. The guy had already touched the wall. You can see it right there. If there were others still swimming he didnt disturb them. Thats the issue. This was stupid. Again, the fact that this is being hes getting his mettle taken away, but leah thomas gets her metal . Whatever. Greg he may not get the medal, but he gets our love. Imagine if this happened in a real sport. Joe wow. Tyrus you guys forgot . Joe the first thing we want to say is we would have had none of these problems if they were naked. Greg thats your answer for everything joe it is my answer for everything i dont know if this is a good rule or not because i was too lazy to look up exactly what it said. But they had finished competing. I am not a big fan of when people come onto the field of play when that is still happening. I dont like that. The part of it is also that im a hater who never won anything in a sport, so i dont like seeing celebrations, because, as a 012 High School Wrestler i got pinned so much i had cauliflower back. [laughter] take all the winners and teach them some humility greg were you really 012 . Joe at 119 pounds. Tyrus didnt come close to the 130 you are now. Greg we should spar a little bit later. Same park. Kat, he should have just peed in the pool as a sign of protest. Kat they probably all do. Greg thats a myth, it doesnt change colors. I was the brave one to test that out. Kat also he took the medal away from the kid because he cant celebrate the middle he didnt win, and even he is sayig i dont want this. This isnt mine. Is so ridiculous. He didnt disturb anybody. Why cant people just be cool . Greg yeah. Mmhmm. Why cant people just be cool . I think Martin Luther king said that. [laughter] and On The Last Day of black History Month [laughter and applause] tyrus how fitting that once again the white man stole something cool from us. Congratulations. Joe but it was a swimming event. [audience reacts] tyrus thank you its okay, because Puerto Ricans are proof that we swim. [laughter] greg i dont get it, but i support it tyrus listen, he 1000 was disqualified. Hell yes. You follow the rules paid we have gotten so give him a break basketball, you step on the line, guess what . Dont count. You won, get out of the water, act like you did it before, get your trophy, then celebrate. Im sorry, but we have to get back to you its the Little Things in sports. Its a game of inches, and he will learn from and who wont make out again. I guarantee you he knew the rules. Kat he said game of inches tyrus sports is, such as life. Michele like i said, this is one of those things like kat said. Cant we just be cool . Tyrus guy gets a sack, encroachment, loses the game. Michele understood, but this is postrace. No, no, no greg we are living in a postrace world . Why do you have to make it about race, michele . They are both white tyrus this entire panel just did it and On The Last Day of black History Month [laughter] go to commercial joe you know what . 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