angeles gutfeld! coming up in two minutes but first this fox news update. biden pushing for a humanitarian pause in the israel-hamas war a blatant shift from previous statements about israel making its own decisions. john kirby said multiple humanitarian pauses are being considered and the administration does not support a full-on cease-fire. prime minister netanyahu declared nothing will stop israel from their goal of dismantling hamas with forces now completely encircling gaza city taking out at least 130 terrorists and destroying critical infrastructure in ground operations. in the meantime the house approved a bill to provide $14.3 billion in emergency aid to israel. the measure is not expected to pass the senate. here's more from northern israel with the latest on the war front. steve? >> trace, multiple attacks today into northern israel from hezbollah, positions just across the border in lebanon. at least 16 locations in northern israel hit one town hit by at least 12 rockets. no reports on casualties there. israel has warned hezbollah they could face dramatic repercussions if they do try to open up a full scale second front. we're likely to get a better idea what hezbollah hands in mind. we are expected to hear from the leader in an address tomorrow. back to you. >> live for us in northern israel. of course, the concern in northern israel is that from lebanon they could open another front in this war. another update is coming up at the bottom of the hour and a full hour of breaking news coverage on fox news at 11:00 in the east, 8:00 p.m. in the west, and, if news breaks out we'll break in. i'm trace gallagher in los angeles. now let's get back to gutfeld!. [applause] >> greg: yes! thank you. thank you. thank you. all right. that's enough. [laughter] >> greg: when it comes to twitter he's no quitter. twitter prior to elon musk had become the bullhorn of the woke amplifying mob-driven antipathy toward anyone who didn't identify with identity politics. as most people could see they used to censor conservatives a lot. true on twitter. the right were less popular that the veggie tray in the green room. they even threw the babylon bee off the site. they saw the bee as an enemy because it rightly made fun of them. so if you tweeted something that went against the prevailing liberal left opinion you were banned like bill hammer from a nude beach. can't say they blame him. anyway, x formerly known as twitter claimed that they didn't censor anybody because that's what hard core leftists do. they stifle dissent and lie about it and they would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for elon musk, he turned twitter into x and he explained why he did it on joe rogan. >> it was simply an arm of the government, it was not well understood by the public. a state publication, is the way to think of all twitter, a state publication. the republicans were suppressed at 10 times the rate of democrats. >> greg: interesting. but what was it that ultimately led him to make the decision to do knit was he worried that it was having a bad effect on civilization? >> what led you to make the decision to do it? >> i was worried about that it was having a corrosive effect on civilization. near the headquarters it's like asome buy apocalypse. it would ordinarily be a philosophy quite niece and geographically constrained so the fallout area would be limited. >> greg: first of all, i love what rogan has done with his hair. he looks like the one woman left after last college at your local bennigan's. that's not an insult. but musk is right. he calls old twitter an information technology weapon to propagate a mind virus to the rest of the earth and walking around san francisco shows you the results of that mind virus, the end of civilization because if you couldn't walk to work without stepping into a dung or a pile of drug needles -- in order for that virus to prop poe gait you need to silence the people who recognize how harmful your policies are. censorship isn't a byproduct of leftism. it is leftism. because if people can hear opposing idea they might think, you know, digging ditches in this gulag isn't as fun as they said it would be. censorship and leftism, you can't have one without the other. sort of like brian kilmeade in the men's warehouse. that's the only time they didn't like the way they looked. musk also said george soros is trying to erode the fabric of civilization. if that sounds like hyperbole then you haven't been to a city lately and it begs for the comparison between these two billionaires. sorrows used his vast fortune to target local racists because he knew that's where his money could do the most damage. not in presidential races. the result, arise in violent crime and a de criminalization from everything like lars to carjacking, turning cities into petting zoos for junkies, thugs and maniacs. what did musk do? protect your freedom of expression as opposed to limiting your freedom from crime. musk understood how a small number of people could commandeer and enforce an ideology on a nation. he knew history. you don't need a majority to create tyranny. just a minority living in a five square mile block of northern california, and now what they try to do to twitter is what biden wanted -- wants to do now with a.i. get the same people in charge, and achieve the same horrible outcomes. if all of that is too heavy for you, musk reportedly plans to add a dating component to the app next year. talk about hooking up with your ex. [laughter] >> greg: no! but do we really need another dating app? frankly, i miss the days of getting to know someone the old fashion way. when you stood outside their bedroom window for hours while they slept. the idea is, all about making x into an everything app as he looks for ways to inject new cash flow into the company because it's now worth almost 65% less when he bought it. was he stupid for doing this? no. he was brave. this might be the biggest financial sacrifice anyone ever did on behalf of a country but then again he's worth $225 billion so to him $44 million is like a hair cut for jesse waters. so no wonder he lets joe rogan shoot an arrow into his brand-new cybertruck. [indistinguishable voice] >> greg: this is going to be my next car. because you never know the next time you'll be chased by liz warren. [laughter] >> that was a setup. as for the evils of leftism the only people scoffing are the ones who benefitted from twitter's censorship. mainly mainstream journalists. a year ago they predicted the company would collapse and they were licking their clips. they said the only thing that's tank is the media's ratings. their numbers are falling faster than joe biden on a treadmill. maybe not all elon's moves so far have been great but he's doing it for the right reasons. musk believes in free speech and if you don't believe it just insult him. he won't block you but he will mock you and he certainly won't send the feds after you. [applause] let's welcome tonight's guess, he's the inspiration behind the american india term pale face. fox news contributor. she tips off terrorist groups, emily austin. to get on her good side just throw her a handful of bird seed. "new york times" best-selling author and fox news contributor kat and finally his knuckle sandwich can feed a family of five. nba world champion tyus. >> greg: it's kind of interesting that this is what he would choose to spend his money on. what do you think? >> i love elon musk. he's like -- he has every right to be an evil billionaire but he's just not being one. it's really amazing and he's so open. he spent three hours with joe rogan. he'll go anywhere. smokes cigars. billionaires are very guarded. they won't give a three-minute interview. i'm more guarded than elon musk and i'm only a thousand-air. >> greg: he's like bruce wayne but he doesn't need the costume. >> no, but he's having a ball. i wish he didn't change the name of twitter. twitter was such a good name for the company and then he changed it to x. i liked how he said it, about twitter -- i bought twitter for $44 million. i just think he's an interesting guy and it's a perfect contrast between him and george soros, you never see him. he hides like the evil villain that he is. he's referring to -- he was saying twitter is sending messages to earth. he's already on mars. he looks at earth as just another place for him. >> greg: he's right when you see how the world is going. ominous points. emily, have you been thinking about the twitter dating app at all? >> okay, i wouldn't join it because i would rather wait outside somebody's window. i think it's more like personal, but i would be really happy because it would primarily be conservatives because the left wants to boycott x and i don't think it's a bad thing for conservatives to start procreating. maybe we can like have fourer five, six children, and build conservative armies, start to outnumber the left. you know they won't be on the aps so i would be elated if we did that and conservatives could genetically have smarter kids and then george soros wouldn't want to shore civilization but if they were smart you would be friends with elon. you could move to mars, develop it. so if i were him that's what i would do. >> greg: i wish i had a billionaire best friend. the things i would do. it would be amazing, kat. don't you wish you had a thousand-air best friend. >> kat: i do. >> greg: what do you make of -- let's take twitter's progress now so he's losing a lot of money. he's losing advertising but it's definitely and there is a lot of misinformation on it, let's be honest but it feels like a good thing. >> the dating thing, i don't know. i mean, you kind of already can do that. i mean, anything, anything is a dating app if you're creepy enough. >> greg: this is true. >> kat: door dash customer service. my food wasn't cold but i am. in bed at night. come over, i wonder if that would work. probably would. >> greg: probably would. >> kat: anything could be a dating app. what would that mean? i think he's just kind of trying stuff, seeing what will work. seeing what won't work. you can also already probably find someone to get you pregnant on twitter if that's what you're looking for. people offer me all the time and i'm not asking. >> greg: that's so true. all right, tyrus, what are you looking at? >> tyrus: i'm listening to everything. please do not make that joke and call door dash. >> kat: no i'm going to. when they come to my house, what are you doing here? >> tyrus: i was joking. i was joking. you know, there are certain times in life where you see somebody enough and you decide, i think i want to friends with this guy. i don't want to be friends with elon because i need to be one of the guys who texts him at 2:00 in the morning and say, buy panama. i think he's getting to the point now where he's starting to have so much fun being the hated cool guy, he's now wearing, his outfits are getting weirder. he's got a mascot and the cigar and he changes his accent from time to time. he's having fun and, you know, he talks about earth because he's already bought mars, you know, i just want to be able to text him. you need to buy antarctica and let's turn it into a rain forest. >> greg: he bought twitter because he was mad that they banned babylon bee. >> i'm watching cnn, and somebody pisses me off, i call the accountant, buy all the stocks on cnn. buy it all. do we have it? cool. tell -- he has to wear a clown suit every night. that's the stuff i would do and elon would be the guy to go, did you just make him wear a clown suit? i'm buying abc. wait until you see soap operas. i just think that's kind of cool. >> greg: i would be so petty, like if there were a salesman or somebody who upset me i would buy the company so i could fire that person. >> tyrus: after you do the correction can, after you make them feel like it's going to be okay. then you bring them in and crush their soul. >> greg: up next, liberals ignore the jews to make islamophobia the news. when you're ready to begin treatment for chronic lymphocytic leukemia, calquence helps you do the fighting. and you can do the exploring. you can do the splashing... ...the sightseeing... ...and the playing. calquence is an oral targeted therapy for cll. more patients begin with calquence than any treatment of its kind, and calquence is proven to work better than chemoimmunotherapy in patients with previously untreated cll. calquence may cause serious side effects, which may lead to death. these include serious infections with fever, chills, or flu-like symptoms; and bleeding problems that may increase with blood thinners. decreased blood counts are common and can be severe. new cancers have happened, including skin cancers. heart rhythm problems with fast or irregular heartbeat, dizziness, feeling faint, chest discomfort, or shortness of breath, have happened. tell your doctor if you have bleeding, heart rhythm, or liver problems; infection, or if you are or plan to be pregnant or breastfeeding. calquence helps you do the fighting. and you can focus on the things you're loving. ask your doctor if calquence is right for you. my most important kitchen tool? 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[applause] >> greg: as jews are harassed left and right the white house takes on the muslim plight. the biden administration is facing a backlash after announcing a plan to fight islamophobia in america while hate crimes against jewish people are on the rise. you have to hand it to joe. he's so tone death his secret service code is marlie matlynn. even the fbi himself says anti-semitism is reaching historical levels in the u.s. but they are working on that, too. after they track down everyone they let into the -- old -- [inaudible] >> for years muslims in america and those perceived to be muslims have endured a disproportionate number of hate-fueled attacks. i'm proud to announce the biden-harris administration will develop our nation's first national strategy to counterislamophobia. the strategy will be a comprehensive and detailed plan to protect muslims and those perceived to be muslim from hate, bigotry and violence. >> greg: that assessment is brought to you by a box of wine. but she says muslims have endured a disproportionate number of attacks. compared to what exactly? this isn't like returning a video camera, i've already used at wal-mart. we need some receipts, darling. meanwhile as people across america rip counsel posters of jewish hostages in gaza leave it to the "new york times" to defend the vial act. the so-called paper of record calls it a form of protest, a release valve and also a provocation by those anguished by what they say was the israeli government's mistreatment of palestinians. see, they are the victims. how dare you present us with actual victims of atrocity, you're hurting my feelings. but here's why they are really defending people tearing down the posters. they got caught. and also, truth of what's on those postes is way too hard to bear. it destroys their filter so they have got to get rid of it. maybe attacks on the jews won't exist if we hide it from you. according to the "times" they are just provoked protestors seeking a release valve so they make more bad excuses than me when asked to donate to charity. i'm surprised those poster terrors don't demand treatment for paper cuts. they probably ask for a jewish doctor. i like that. i thought that was good. very strong, emily. as a young jewish woman, which you are, do you find this kind of relativism sensible, idea, okay, there is this jewish atrocity, we've got to speak out about that but we also have to speak out about this? >> i want to preface this, isabel lamb phobia is an issue. with jewish hate crimes up 338% right now the white house's priority should be finding the people who leapting down jewish students on campus threatening to shoot up cornell and make jewish students feel safe on campus again and make people not afraid toy walk around wearing the star of david. that should be the priority. if kamala harris wants to make an anti-islamophobia initiative you might as well do anti-semitism, too, because it's so silly that the three weeks where jewish hate crimes are at a peak high, let's talk about racism, let's bring something so irrelevant into the equation, what's the point, to diminish jewish crimes? it's so insensitive. >> greg: she grouped them together because she didn't have the data on the other stuff. a little trick. why -- every time they give something to kamala she never gets it done. do you think that's the case here? >> kat: that was my question. what is the plan? >> greg: it's comprehensive, though. >> kat: i watched the video three times. it's comprehensive and detailed. not one detail. so we're all talking about this plan. what is it? i don't know. how can i know what to think about it if we don't know what it is. >> greg: step one, it's bad. >> kat: just so you know there is a plan. >> greg: yes, yes. >> kat: i don't think that's the plan. just saying there is a plan. >> greg: first they will have to identify the number of attacks and if they do they have to say how many there are and it will be dwarfed by what's happening to jews so they can't do the second step. >> kat: also in general, whenever it's war time usually it's a war that we're directly involved in, but you worry about them taking certain rights away. things like surveillance, things like limiting speech so i really want to know what's in the plan. always, always, always want to know the plan. >> greg: do you think this is a strategy to get kamala out? >> tyrus: i think we need to start giving the vice president some credit. she apparently can keep great secrets. you couldn't tell by that speech she had an amazing plan but it's a secret. if she tells the plan then the bad guys will see it. duh! the joking has to stop right here, okay. so i'm going to get real for a minute. why do we keep asking, greg, and i text you sometimes on the five, why do we keep asking or treating this like they can change? why is it that we're all trying to pretend like, oh, we don't know why they are so anti-semitic? this is who the woke have been from day one. they have just moved their stuff around. first, it was white men. y'all had to go. you were responsible for everything, especially you pale face. all of you. [laughter] >> had to go. all of you had to go. >> greg: i'm glad he pointed at you. then it was heterosexual alpha males had to go. then women. women didn't matter any more. what is a woman? we have no idea. unapologetically, didn't care, women getting beat up on the street, shouldn't dress that way. act that way. they are out. the media is not getting it wrong. the media is getting it right. when the clan said every white woman in america in the 1940s and 1950's was in danger from a black man like me coming to get them, they wish, there were no facts, there was no truth to it, they just said it so they aren't going to come out and say what they need to say. israel was attacked. it was a terrorist act. it was all these horrible things. nothing that happened happened to muslims. nothing. supposedly it's hamas. we're the only side that even separates hamas from palestine. they don't because if you corner them and say, hamas is bad, they won't do it. >> kat: it's an act of resistance. >> yes. that's the point. we need to stop trying to figure this riddle out. they are laying it out to play it out. this is who they are and they are not going to change and we need to start being aggressive with them in terms of posting the names of people who are ripping down this stuff. just like, if a person was walking around fox news putting up posters saying the big negro needs to go, gutfeld!, you would see that and there would be every scathing email, and we need to do the same with the jewish community. when they turn over it will be somebody else's. this is an eight semitic tactic. anybody that's not part of their marxist program. [applause] >> greg: tom, i have to remind to you stop putting up those posters about tyrus. >> there are other ways to get a spot on the show, i understand that. >> yes, i mean, look, i agree. what tire russ said is so accurate. it's been going on for so long, you remember when you were in college, in the late 1980s, i'm in college, i go there, i had never heard anything about this and i show up on campus in the late 1980s and people are telling me that israel is the most genocidal nation on earth. i never heard that at 19 at all. i'm sure they are exaggerating but they must have done something wrong in israel to get these guys so angry and then you find out, they didn't do anything wrong. this has been a 50-year lie and they continue with it. and, i mean, it is funny, i don't want -- hamas is evil, murderers, but they also have a lot of gall, greg. a lot of gall. the head of hamas was like, you know, he calls for a cease-fire and they were like, oh, you're going to put your guns down? no, no, we need to kill the israelis. >> greg: i want to play tennis with you but you don't get a racket. we've got to move on, they are yelling at me. up next, israel turds want to renail birds. but just ok isn't ok. and i was done settling. if you still have symptoms after a tnf blocker like humira or enbrel, rinvoq is different and may help. rinvoq is a once-daily pill that can dramatically relieve ra and psa symptoms, including fatigue for some. it can stop joint damage. and in psa, can leave skin clear or almost clear. rinvoq can lower your ability to fight infections, including tb. serious infections and blood clots, some fatal; cancers, including lymphoma and skin cancer; death, heart attack, stroke, and tears in the stomach or intestines occurred. people 50 and older with at least one heart disease risk factor have higher risks. don't take if allergic to rinvoq as serious reactions can occur. tell your doctor if you are or may become pregnant. done settling? ask your rheumatologist for rinvoq. and take back what's yours. learn how abbvie could help you save. businesses need 5g solutions today. that's why they choose t-mobile for business. las vegas grand prix chose t-mobile to help power operations for one of the world's largest racing events. mlb partners with t-mobile to advance how the game is played. and t-mobile's network helps aaa stay connected nationwide... to get their members back on the road. now's the time to see what america's largest and fastest 5g network can do for your business. >> i'm trace gallagher in los angeles. biden pushing for a humanitarian pause in the israel-hamas war. a blatant shift about israel making its own decisions. john kirby said multiple humanitarian pauses are being considered and the administration does not support a full-on cease-fire. prime minister netanyahu declared that nothing will stop israel from their goal of dismantling hamas with forces surrounding gaza city taking out at least 130 terrorists and destroying critical infrastructure in ground operations president in the meantime the house approved a bill to provide more than $14 billion in emergency aid to israel. a measure not expected to pass the senate. stay tuned to fox news channel. a full hour of breaking news coverage on fox news at night. 11:00 in the east. 8:00 p.m. in the west. i'm trace gallagher in los angeles. now back to gutfeld!. [applause] >> greg: plotting racism i see. people, places, things and words. now there is even racist birds. it's true as wokeness never truly ends. they change the names of our feathered friends. the american orinthology society plan to remove all names that deprive from a person to make birds more inclusive. that's what keeps black, brown people from looking at birds. it's about their names. sorry. but according to these wokesters dozens of famous birds have names clouded by racism. for example, the audubon be no longer -- with that standard how about all the black folks whose last names are washington, monroe or jefferson. should they change their names? thank god, hensley isn't alive to see this. i miss weezy, too. the name changes will initially focus on 80 species, so having gotten bored with schools, streets and monuments it's now birds but is there any merit to this renaming and what about the birds themselves? turns out they could be racist and not just jim crow. >> here we go. >> greg: take a listen. >> i say, if we still had slaves, i wouldn't have to build my own damn snowman. what a shame. say fido, seeing how we're both white and all what do you think about joining me no a good ole fashion cross burning? >> go, mr. leghorn, how do i talk just like you? >> well, that's easy, little one. just use your favorite racial slur. >> like this? [long beep] ♪ >> whoa. >> greg: terrible. tyus, as an animal lover, will this solve the bigotry that's so rampant in the bird watching community? >> tyrus: i really hope so it's about damn time. you know, need to change the name from blackbirds, obviously. to dark birds. this is so [ bleep ] stupid. i'm sorry. like the first bird on the thing should have been like the wood coc. let's get rid of that one. it's a little offensive when you're like, hey, kids, come into the forest so we can look at wood coc. you don't want to change that name. the people are so stupid. the audubon society changed the name of the scheurwater bird because it's named after scheurwater audubon but they don't change their name. >> greg: yes. [laughter] >> tyrus: to a bird if you saw it, oh, sparrow, and go about your day. this is the most random, stupid virtue signaling thing, because so many birds are going to send them thank you notes. my whole life oppressed, being named after somebody successful. it's happening in the wrong time period is the dumbest thing ever. change the names but first on the list, if you're going to change any name, get a wood cock out of there. it's a lot. >> greg: kat, are we running out of racist things. we're basically at the bottom of a bird cage. >> kat: i feel like bird watching probably the most inclusive thing out there really. nobody has ever been, sorry, you're not cool enough. [laughter] you can't come watch birds. like, there is no bouncer. >> greg: there isn't. >> kat: and also, i went to africa. and the safari guy on my safari that i went to in africa, he said that he thinks that people keep changing the names of birds so people will keep buying stuff. as i was there, i can feel this becoming my entire personality. i'm not going to stop. >> greg: it's like, who is it, michael scott, went to jamaica, and he came back with a big brass drum, remember? >> kat: yep. i also saw that. >> greg: that was good. >> kat: spend a semester abroad and come back. sorry, i was just in paris. except for me it only took a week. >> greg: tom, as a racist, you must be very upset. you actually do bird watch, don't you? >> tom: i do like to bird watch. i watch them, i watch them and then i shoot them. shoot them out of the sky. that's actually a bigger problem. what about the windmills? >> greg: the white windmills. >> which till millions of birds each year. you made a joke, though, that the birds are racist, but blue jays are racist. >> greg: really? >> against white people. they are always attacking me. the blue jays, they attack me and they attack my dog, and i know the dog isn't a race but my dog is white. >> greg: no. >> those blue jays come at you, though, they do. you know, tyrus, they are changing the audubon society. they haven't done it yet once they get rid of all the stationery and calendars -->> tyrus: does anyone here own an audubon calendar, you can leave. >> greg: do you think there is any sensible reason for this? >> no, i'm actually very relieved that america's priorities are in line, like world war iii is nearing, we're declining as a society. elections are coming up but i'm glad they are changing the names of birds. can you name me three species of birds. >> actually -- >> i want you to go for it. >> hummingbird, mockingbird, parrot. okay. well -- >> kat: you know, par rots just wake up every day and they are green. turkey. >> is penguin a bird? >> greg: all right. enough with the birds. coming up, an adorable palate cleanse from greg's animal friends. and older protect against rsv with arexvy. arexvy is a vaccine used to prevent lower respiratory disease from rsv in people 60 years and older. arexvy does not protect everyone and is not for those with severe allergic reactions to its ingredients. those with weakened immune systems may have a lower response to the vaccine. the most common side effects are injection site pain, fatigue, muscle pain, headache, and joint pain. i chose arexvy. rsv? make it arexvy. >> tech: when you have auto glass damage, trust safelite. my customer really relies on his car's advanced safety system. 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"the great disappearance" by david jeremiah is available now everywhere fine books are sold. ♪ no. ♪ -no. -nuh-uh. ♪ yeah. oh. yes. ♪ oh yeah. yes. isn't this great? yeeaahhhh!! ♪ yeah, i could do a cartwheel in here. oh hey! would you like to join us? no. we would love to join you. ♪ ♪ if you love all the birds and trees, all the fishes in seas if you take videos of pets, is as good as it gets, this segment is for you, we hope your dreams come true, it's time to celebrate friends ♪ >> greg: time for greg's animal friends. the best animal videos around. tyus? >> okay. >> tyrus: this halloween i didn't feel like driving around trick-or-treating so i kind of came up with this great idea with my daughter, and her mom, that they would have a spooky petting zoo. and they took my little lazy comment and turned it into a -- i thought i was beings clever. my daughter was smart. she said one candy to hold the animals, two candies for a picture and she set up her shop and she had her tortoises and halloween snakes, and she had it all out and her little -- people came from all over, it was really cool because my daughter, there she is holding one of heher milk snakes. 9-year-olds and 11-year-olds, a group of high school boys came up and wanted to hold stuff, as a dad you're like leaning forward, because high school boys can be stupid and my daughter said the best line ever, no. you guys go. boys are dumb, you don't know what you're doing. you're not allowed to hold animals, and the girls formed a wall and it was like keep moving. keep it moving and one of them said what are you going to do about it and my daughter said, dad. but it was a great time. it was really a lot of fun and it was cool. we started a new thing. >> greg: nice. tom? >> tom: i'm tired of people saying the people are sheep. they are sheep. just passive. sheep are tough. every too many i go on instagram there is another sheep attacking someone. the guy walks into the pen. look at the sheep he walked by. he comes out. boom. yes. >> run, baby, run. this is our time. run. >> does anybody have thumbs? here he is again. when he walks through. the white one. right there, he comes out, i don't like that guy. >> you think there is a back story to this? they were trying to escape. could you not see the one tricked him. he walks past me, make the move. watch. watch. he comes in not yet. not yet, guys. now, now, get him. freedom. >> he had a clear-cut path. it was personal. >> none of them knew how to open the gate. >> greg: kat, what is your animal friend? >> kat: i bet you think i'll show something from africa but i'm not. i'm going to show you this video of this raccoon with these fish and tell you how it remind me of this one time when i was in africa, our tour guide, who, leading us to seeing all this cool stuff, lions and hippos, he said i really want to see a raccoon. he said have you ever seen a raccoon? i said yes. but if you're in africa you don't see raccoons. >> greg: it's like australia with koala bears. they just want to kill them. >> kat: i haven't been to australia but i have been to africa. i went on a safari. >> greg: they will never invite you back. emily? >> kat: you don't have to be invited. >> if you ever visit thailand the monkeys there are just bred differently. i don't know if they are fed like cocaine growing up but they are really different. like cut from a different cloth and i've heard stories like my dad's sister went there. a monkey will grab my [ bleep ] or something like that but the monkeys in thailand are fing around. >> kat: when i was -- a monkey watch me shower in africa, and then he ran away. >> these monkeys in thailand, they are professional pickpocketers. they take sunglasses from people while they are tanning. they are organized crime out there. >> i was in thailand and i thought i went home with a monkey. >> greg: turns out it wasn't a monkey. >> kat: why would you want it to be a monkey? >> women, we learn not to ask him questions. >> greg: up next, is a woman's age revealed if her socks are above her heel? 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