Wayne brady pan schedule best known for the sketch show and says while on a path to Self Discovery he didnt fully identify as bisexual. We will keep you updated on this story. Back to gutfeld. That is something. So as i was significant, should we kill all white people . Seems crazy. The man jumping up and down is julius at a South African political party. Malima led nearly 100,000 people. The poor, the farmer, feed the poor, the farmer. Brrr, power power kill the boer. I think they meant bore and i thought what do they have against this guy . I mean i get it, but then i thought it was the animal boar and attack of this. No, kill the boer is a song dating back to apartheid. The boer in the song are White South African farmers. We call them white people. Here are examples. Hes talking about killing white people. I if i were tommy would be canceling that gig in asap. I tanked when i said it as one lucky guy outnumbered but he did a machine gun sound so you dont think he meant kill them with kindness and here is South African Elon musk tweeting about it. Then he asked the president , why do you say nothing . But then malima shot back. I would sing this song as in when i feel like. Its not my song. Its a struggle song. Why am i saying anything to elon musk . He looks like ill literate. The only thing protecting him is white skin. Thats what you should say. Musks white skin protect him. From what . Not u. V. Rays. You just got done talking about talking about killing whites so i think he means bullets. Kill the boer is an example of figure thattive, these wool thongs are killing me of course when elon musk says something liberals must oppose it. So, malima is getting help from american journalists who hate white people almost as much as he does. Most of them are whiter than mayonnaise. According to the words, the song shouldnt be taken as a literal call to violence. Koirng to malima its been around for decades. One of many battle cries that remain a defining feature of the political culture. Other defining features including highest rates in murder. South africa probably has better pizza too. Did you catch that at the top despite the words . Dont you just live it . Live to assume the worst possible interpretation anything you or i will say but kill white people isnt supposed to be taken literally. People who say law and sod a dog whistle who invented microaggressions and trigger warnings give kill white people a pass. That makes as much sense as Kamala Harris taking to kids about space. Despite the words, if someone chants three words and one of them is kill, run for your life. If youre wondering what does he mean by that, youre a moron, soon to be dead. So the song apparent when i isnt racist because its been around a long time. How exactly does that work . Does that go for dixie or Jimmy Crack Corn . The times also says he quote thrives on provocation the apparently the line between that and hate speech is as funny as Sarah Silvermans armpits. Only if the target is someone they hate. Keep in mind the media accused Jason Al Dean of racism for warning rioters not to try it in a small town. His critics made that assumption. A lot of the a antifa rioters are skinny whites. I thought of joining them to lose weight. Doesnt he know that hes white . So the media claim knock Rust Statements are racist dog whistles but advocateing the death of a race gets a pass. Apparently everything is racist except for sing ing about killing whites. That explains why some riots are peaceful. Its the idea when we only see groups, we exempt total groups from behavior that we demand from others, individuals. Kill the boers, accept it. Try that in a small town, racist. George floyd riots accepted. January 6, worst thing ever. 7eleven clerk clobber a thief, arrest. Violent mobs in cities accept. Dont call them violent mobs. Thats offensive to violent mobs and future democrat voters. If the left believes racism only a paralyze to people they dont like the only racism that exis theirs tan and the raise i am is a tool that politically empowers and they cant really see racism because if they did they would have to remove every damn mirror in their house. [applause] lets welcome doug murray michigan needed this dixon to do fixing. Tuder dixon. She avoids thanksgiving because they use her arms at the wish bone. [applause] and he wears a pyramid as a party hat. My master side kick, tyrus. Tyrus i go to you for no apparent reason whatsoever. Because i was the only person who cheered when you said kill whitey . Yes. It isnt about souf craft its about the New York Times. Its not about that. Its like a science experiment. Every time you talk about racism vs. White people. If you wont get offended im not going help you anymore. When you said it every white person in there acted like they deserved it. You never say, no hell, no, dont talk about me like that you guys never do. We do that if someone says im racist give me my coffee. You guys dont defend your serves. Thats why a guy can go on stage and chant what he chanted forever and get everyone to do it with no consequences. No cancelling. Because theres no whitey to defend. You got to stand up for yourselves and accept it. You have to be able to laugh. They were like this is a serious topic. No, what the they were doing this lady was, someone laugh first. I want to be the laugh. You dont want to be the first white person to laugh. Its like watching National Geographic the first beast to cross is going to get eaten. So everybody is like you go. I always forget when i do these monologues. Its pops the hell out me. You watch me watch the crowd trying to find who is going to be the one. Young lady right there. In the black shirt did it. Douglas, New York Times if you wore a red hat that would be a dog whistle but actually saying kill whitey, give them a break. I would say about the dog whistle nonsense, if you hear the whistle youre the dog. They never take that into account. The New York Times hears racism everywhere except in cases like this. This goes to show something ive often said about america. Whenever a politician goes on about racism look at what else is happening in their area and you can be guaranteed theres like a terrible education standard and so on. Its the same with this. South africa has been entirely black run for several years. Its got appalling crime. The power goes off in johannesburg all the time. They say lets kill the remaining white farmers and some people do so it is incitement of violence. The best thing was saying elon musk looks like ill literate. Theres a lot of things people about elon musk and never heard anyone say hes so stupid he cant read. Hes good with numbers. Hes trying to get to mars. Theres quite a lot he can do. Tuder, they were saying it was from a long time ago. I get it but even in america we cancel stuff because it was inappropriate for five years ago. I cannot listen to the song christine 16 without feeling dirty. Theres no long time ago in america but this is limb rat privilege at its best because the New York Times says look away this is not you what think it is and elon musk says, you got to boycott the New York Times because theyre crazy. Theyre out there saying theyre promoting this. They dont realize that south africa has the their most homicides in the worm. This is a dangerous country. Elon musk knows that. He has some experience understanding what its like its like to be in danger all the time. Kat i felt like this is proof i would say 98 percent of the accusations of racism are false because theyre only used against people you dont like. Its like, you cant take these people seriously if they hold back now. Well what i thought was interesting is that i am not an expert on race in south africa. And guess what. Most people arent. Yeah. And the way the New York Times wrote this article was like, experts say this. Experts say this. While the far right jumped on it and said kill all white people means they want to kill all white people. Im like, do you ever talk to regular people and see how maybe you might think that . Yes. It doesnt have to be a far right thing. Yeah. I think that if you talk to only experts all the time then you dont get the perspective of the 98 percent of people who are not academic or expert just like people scrolling their phone on the toilet and what is that. Basically in all media most people dont know anything in media until they look it up. Then they act like they knew it. Yeah. I was probably just not supposed to admit i have no idea. You mate not know the history of south africa. When you like something or believe in something youre going to chant it, youve made up your mind, kill whitey is so powerful, teen specific group, ones who farm, kill all the white people who farm. Say it with me together for the next 20 minutes. I may not read like elon musk but i can read the words if i was a white farmer my ass would be out of there. Up next his policy was whack so a singer took it back. Remember the things you loved. Before asthma got in the way . Fasenra is an addon treatment for asthma driven by eosinophils. Its designed to target and remove them and helps prevent asthma attacks. Fasenra is not for sudden Breathing Problems or other eosinophilic conditions. Allergic reactions may occur. Dont stop your Asthma Treatments without talking with your doctor. Tell your doctor if your asthma worsens. Headache and sore throat may occur. Tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection. Get back to better breathing. Ask your doctor about fasenra. vo Verizon Small Business days are back. From august 7th to the 13th. Get a free tech check and special offers. Like a free 5g phone. Plus, switch, keep your number, and get up to 300 off. With verizon business. Its your business. Its your verizon. Thank you. An r b fan took and apology because he wont deny biology. If you dont know who neo is, here is one of his biggest hits. Greg. Thats not him. Thats usher. Oh, is it . Catchy song though. Great dancing. Nothing to do with neo. Seen here. Greg, you cant be this white. Thats erkil. My bad as the kids say. So neo, seen here. Thats nemo a cartoon fish. Get to the real one. Theyre on it. Even i know thats donnie osmond. I swear to god if know damn well thats don knotts. I think we made our point. Youre trance lucent. Hit it wheezey. Said daddy i want to be a girl. When did it become a good idea let a 6yearold or 12yearold Make A Life Changing Decision for himself . Sounds like his r b stands for reasonable and balanced. Before can you say j. K. Rowling the mob jumped on him. Sadly next day neo posted this. After much reflection i would like to express my deepest apologies. I plan to better educate myself on the topic so i can approach future conversation wes more empathy. Sounds like someone cut his balls off. After plans to approach conversations with empathy you know that is fake. Sure enough, it was and neo needs you all to hear this from the horses mouth not the public sits computer. I do not apologize for having an opinion on this matter. Somebody asks my opinion i will never be okay with allowing a child to make a decision that detrimental to their life. Maybe this is a world they dont need neo no more. All right . There you have it. [applause] douglas, who the [bleep] thinks you need to apologize for that kind of opinion . It tells you everything you need to know about public assists. A horrible one after much reflection. After eight hours. Dog [bleep] or a bag of dog [bleep]. Keep the dog long enough, eventually youll get there. Agreeing with the thrust of your sentiment greg. He hasnt reflected a lot. His public sits says some people have gone mad, youve got to apologize and theres lots of lessons to take from it. One inning you dont save your career by apologizing. Its a shame. Sometimes people get stuff wrong. These days you apologize and the mob comes for you more so im really pleased he did the retraction of it. Reminds me of something Winston Marshall did in the u. K. Who did an apology and then said im not sorry about recommending a book. Why should i be . We want more men who will stand up for themselves. Exactly. [applause] and women too. I think we need women to stand up and not in the bathroom. Yes, please not in the bathroom. Just sit so we can all sit. Thats another story for another time, tuder. But its great. They should fire the pu publiclicist. A lot of people would just let it be but he commends on what about publicist says and we agree because at the end of the day i cannot justify cutting off childrens genitals. Why is this controversial . Hes right. What kind of world do you want to live in where you apologize for that . Thats insane. That should be my monologue, not that stuff about south africa. Neo pulled back the curtain. A lot of people dont realize many words are not spoken by the person saying them. All those apologies sound the same. Exactly. I thought about it. Im really sorry. I deeply apologize for the people ive hurt and i will educate myself to do the work. I dont know why we dont have robots. We do. Am i also like this isnt what he said, especially in the entire rescinding the Apology Video is like a Super Conservative take. Not at all. The majority of people when it comes to things like medications, a majority of people will say that shouldnt even be available. He didnt go that far. He said, this is what i think with how i raised my kids and you raise your kids how you want to raise your kids and everybody was like, Fox And Friends. It was a nuance take and thats the one inning you cant do anymore. I think its one thing we need a lot more is nuance takes of people not being afraid to be honest about how they feel over worrying about losing money or fan base. I truly hate nuance takes. Thank you for laughing at that vote. Somebody should condemn the publicist. Most gay people dont want to mutilate kids either. They can cut that out. The whole sticking of this weird gender nonsense on to every gay guy and girl in the country so fire the publicist and call them a big. Tyrus. He starts every sentence with first and foremost, if its my bad so be it. Never a time in my life i say after much reflection. That was the whitest statement ever written in the history of man and my blackness from my ancestors cape up to me and says this is [bleep]. We dont talk like that. When a brother messes up, like in a Basketball Court if i cause a turnover my bad, thats it. We keep going forward. Not the long drawn out thing. Im pretty sure the name of the publicist is karen. I feel like thats right. Karen smith. That apology would only further let me know theyre also stealing my money. Get rid of the publicist now because shes signing things for you. Shes going send you the same letter. And sue you. And sue you. Up next will a. I. Make girlfriends feel obsolete and watch brian get beat. Of the quality brands you love to get you outdoors. Whether youre a seasoned pro or just starting out. Our friendly, knowledgeable outfitters will help you find the right products for your next trip. Shop with confidence with our lowprice guarantee. Plus, Club Members Save even more on great gear with exclusive member pricing. Bass pro shops and cabelas, voted americas best outdoor retailer. Today, my friend you did it, you did it, you did it. 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At first i thought it was a sister wise thing and i thought how can i use this to my advantage. Then i get into it, my husband is going on a virtual vacation to a cabin and this a. I. Chick is going to tell him tall things he wants to hear. No one needs that because i need to tell him all the things hes doing wrong and shes going to ruin it. Forget that. You might have to find your own a. I. Boyfriend. I want to go to the virtual place by myself. Put the kids away and let me have my time in the cabin. You know what would freak them out the boyfriends if the a. Girlfriend says i think its time you meet my parents that would freak me out. I dont know. I think this is actual say good thing. I think its a great thing. I think it would be better if men who were like into being jerks could just do it to robots instead. Yes my instagram comments would be better. I could go there. Yeah. Like dont Tell Me To Go [bleep] myself, tell the robot. [applause] and you know what you dont have to worry about leaving the seat up. A. I. Dont pee. With my luck ill have the first a. I. That tells me shes late. Is it boy or girl . Its a toaster. You give birth to your own wedding gifts. Yes, she would get a cup of water on her faster than you could say computer. Right. Heres the thing ladies and to kats point, if a guy says that hes with a bot because she listens to him and she tells him what he wants to hear, just let him go with that. Because at the end of the day, im speaking for heterosexual procreator black men like Myself Al The Verbiage and nice things are set up. We put i with it because until they create, put it in a can or some kind of cool travelling case, the womanss virginia vine a we are going to continue to put up forever, you want The Real Thing or the a. I. And the a. I. Is going to say we conditional only go so far. Its like youre describing beyond burger. Sure its great but its not a burger. Its not a burger. Youve got to have The Real Thing. Last thing you want to do now no longer afterwards, shes not going make you a sandwich or tuck you in. Now you got to go put her in the dishwasher. Yes. The cleanup, theres no one to pick up after you. Wifi is out. Shes off for days at a time and then of course, you know theres going to be a Real Human Woman looking at you, going yeah. You know douglas, it feels like the true revenge of the nerds. Right . Guys that just dont want. Yeah, its like, do we need men anymore. Men are like perhaps we dont need you. Exactly. Anyhow this, a complex story because it combines the two biggest mysteries, a. I. And women. Here they meet in one story. Seems redundant to have artificial intelligence. All right. Next topic, tyrus fights, kill me. It was not a fight. Hes going for a legtown. Hes done that, its over. Whack. Whack. How are you doing, are you all right . You didnt do that. Youre here. Then its good night. Night night. Ill be musk. We have to wrap up. We got to wrap. [bell] sorry. Youre zuck. I got you. [laughter] i think we are done here. I think we are done. That is amazing, tyrus. You guys are like from two different planets. He will realized once i stopped smiling, because they brought me in, you know, because Fox And Friends are mortal enemies. On behalf of gutfeld i extended the olive branch and they sent their best fighter forward to try to get us down but he brought me gloves. They didnt fit. And once he realized we were about to go on tv the gloves didnt fit and i looked at him gutfeld says hello, do everything you could, and he did his best but this is were you go to movies nfl a movie he would have kicked my ass. Thats true. Thats real life ladies and gentlemen. If youre with a giant bad things will happen to you. You know what i love about Fox And Friends, they still have the little white chairs there. They cut that out where i threw the chairs out of the way he tried to hide behind. You missed that part. Is there a name for any of the moves . He tried a front leg take down but that ended up in overclutch. Then he tried where you grab somebody by the windpipe, hes like a snake. Hes done. Then thats it. If youre on tv, witnesses. He was loving every minute of it. Ainsley was like i told you im not david. Why did you try that . David and goliath, cool. He had god on his side. Otherwise goliath catches The Rock And David Gets [bleep]ed up. Hotdog lovers are in luck and Roller Coaster fans got stuck. Now, heres chet. All right. Yes, its local news, where each guest has to share a story from wherever theyre from. I vote on a winner and that person gets we interrupt gutfeld for this news, Chet January Jensen has been stripped of his George Clooney like alike costumes. Once van jansen was apprehended he said hes been doing it to impress actor ben brady. He and van brady were spotted on a beach in malibu and this after brady came out as pan sexual, a Fascinating Development to say the least. We will keep you updated on this story as we learn more. Back to gutfeld. Im happy for chet and wayne. May they have a great future together. Douglas go with your story. Is it from jolly old england . It is, because nothing happens there. Are you involved Chimney Sweep . Even less exciting. This is an important story about blackpool. A zoo there has a pelican thats flown off. Turns out this has come as a complete surprise to the zoo staff. The pelican flew up because of seagulls. So theres a missing pelican on the loose in blackpool but thats not the main part of the story im interested in. The main part is in. I hope you get to it. Locals have been asked to scare off the satisfy gulls and come dressed as birds. Could you say shes a lovely bird. Shes a lovely old bird. I think the seagulls are coming back to have another laugh at the humans. Thats a fun story. People in costume make me laugh and laugh i do. Your turn. Someone give me some clown makeup so i can beat him up. In my old stomping grounds, boston, Massachussetts A Trucker decided to retire. He toll his boss thats it. Im done. Im out of the game. He went got a Scratch Off Ticket and won the a million dollars. What a Way To Go Out Retirement Wise Driving up and down the United States bringing everybody goods. Tiny person. Well you dont have to be big to hold a check, greg. Thats what i mean. He must bethea inches tall. Are you hoping youre taller than him . Be happy one of your guys won. If that was a tall brother and im happy for his little white self. The government is going to take half of it. He has half more at the end of the day than when he retired. And that money will go a long way because its a little guy and a big check. Tuder, go ahead. This is a special michigan story both ways because home depot is going to bring back hotdogs at the store called, franks again in detroit and mitt romney is originally from michigan. I dont know if you heard his favorite meat. Hotdog. Which is like a lot of different meats together but he says he likes them in and out of buns and franks again wants you to know the best part of the hotdog is the steamed bun. Thats what i think im going to have for dinner and im going to have a hotdog. My favorite feat. I thought he was going to say steamed buns. Thats what they called me in high school. Then i quit dancing. So, kat. But hows it going . Whats new . We are going a segment. Local news. Whats your story . Im so glad you asked. My is from sandusky, ohio, a place there called cedar point ive been there so many times. I always wanted to go and never been invited. Do you need invitation . No, just money but the people got stuck on one of the Roller Coasters and they were stuck there and today walk down a staircase. I would not like that. Can you imagine biden doing that . No, i cant but i hope they leverage it a little bit. The worst part of an Amusement Park is waiting in line and all the teens are there touching each other. I hate that. Youre like hey you may walk down a staircase can i go first. Yeah. That would be exlen. Exactly. Well that was a great story. Thank you. You know what . You know what . I did my best. Wow. Theyll remember that for the rest of their lives unless theyre brutally murdered. [laughter]. Up next, brutal murder would be next. Theyll remember that but only briefly because theyll be dead. He says ease no fuddyduddy because hes attracted to everybody. Wayne brady. Oud, huh . Bye, uncle limu. Stay off the freeways only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Woman why did we choose safelite . We were loading our suv when. Crack safelite came right to us, and we could see exactly when theyd arrive with a replacement we could trust. Thats service the way we want it. Singers safelite repair, safelite replace. [clicking] when occasional heartburn wont let you sleep. 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I thought, cat, i thought pan sexual was short for panerea bread because youre so horny would you bang a loaf of sour dough. Thats very specific. It makes it easy on the dating apps. Advertisers. What is your dating app . I dont know. Thats why i order a grinder. Okay. Yeah, i dont know. I thought i enjoyed reading the interview. I thought it was a good interview. He was open about a lot of things. He talked about what it was like to perform at live audiences go and be by himself, Mental Health stuff, he felt hike he was lying by not sharing it when it comes up so often so i know, you know, maybe another not supposed to say it but hope he has a nice day. Tuder i say you go, pan boy. Listen hes pan sexual but never tried it but i call bs because i can tell you i love all baked goods but i just eat muffins and i try a scone first time and its dry and spit it out. Hes not that had bite and it could be dry. So she likes a good muffin. [laughter]. Last word, tyrus. I too love a good muffin. You know what, good for you, wayne. Heres the deal. Its not your section actuality that makes you lonely. Its your Career Choice and so stay home meet somebody kill out. And come on our show. Yeah please. You can do to him what you did to chapelle. I loved that. Dont go away and we will be right back. Do you think dorothy hunt was an active cia officer . It was like a bolt of lightning. Bizarre theory trying to find out if the moon landing was real or fake. If it was fake was it not the greatest prank ever . To out of this world encounter. So many members of the public are seeing ufos. Fox files, part 1. Streaming now. America is streaming. Cosentyx works for me. Cosentyx helps real people get real relief from the symptoms of Psoriatic Arthritis or psoriasis. Serious allergic reactions and an increased risk of infections or lowered ability to fight them may occur. 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Im Trace Gallagher and its 11 p. M. , 8 00 in los angeles and this is americas late nice, fox news at night. A california 7eleven store robbed three times in one day by the same robber and when the clerks defend themselves during the last robbery guess who the media blames. Meantime a poll shows 50 percent of voters say President Biden should not run again. The catch is, these are all democratic voters but we begin with exclusi a