DisreGuardian: Aaron Rodgers Spurns Jets, Signs Deal With XFL's Brahmas – The UCSD Guardian

Editor’s Note: The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April Fool’s issue. Sports will resume publishing normal content next week.   Just weeks after announcing his intention to join the New York Jets, Aaron Rodgers has put an end to his free agency by...

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