New Detroit Lions head coach Dan Campbell is A Football Guy, and Football Guy will always be Football Guy. Because Football Guy will hit you in the mouth. Football Guy won't back down. Football Guy eats nuts and bolts, washes it all down with battery acid, and poops rocks because that's what Football Guy does. Football Guy will also bite off your kneecap.
Wait, what?
“We’re gonna kick you in the teeth, and when you punch us back, we’re going to smile at you," he said at his introductory news conference on Thursday. "And when you knock us down, we’re gonna get up. And on the way up, we’re going to bite a kneecap off.”