♪ panni panni panni-do it low [airhorn] [construction noise] one more thing in stories my producers are making me do. an ode to the holidays in new jersey. or is it a tristate nightmare before christmas? before the story, a quick test. here is the entrance to the holland tunnel as it looks right now. coming from new jersey into new york city. do you notice anything? if not the story is not for you. for those who want to throw something at the tv right now, like my senior producer, tape a deep, calming, yoga breath and meet your newest ocd ally, cory. >> i'm standing out in front of this monstrosity of christmas