can they actually get citizenship if they married a convict? i was thinking about that earlier. >> i think that's a legal gray area there. >> well, all right. >> you don't like his plan, darrel? >> i love his plan, but i think it's a little gray. >> very gray. >> yeah. >> gray or not, step one for bulmer is finding a pen pal. he has just joined a pen pal club. >> release or next parole date. i'll just put 2014. eye color? blue. hair? i'm putting down silver. >> gray would give you away. >> there you go. sexual orientation. are you straight, gay, lesbian or bisexual? >> i'm not gay, but extremely happy. >> i'm straight and a little bit lesbian. no! are you willing to correspond with an overseas pen pal? yes. >> what's your type? >> oh, girl, i didn't know you