so flattered that donald thought i used some sort of performance enhancer. now, actually, i did. it's called preparation. >> michelle obama gives a speech and everyone loves it. it's fantastic. my wife melania gives the exact same speech and people get on her case. and i don't get it. >> all right, to donald's credit, i thought that was a fantastic joke. he could have ended on that high note, but he didn't. halfway through his monologue, his jokes hit a sour note. the room turned on him and things went downhill fast. >> hillary believes that it's vital to deceive the people by having one public policy --