star navy admiral for -- here's the headline, admiral reprimand ford druk r drunken naked escapade at florida hotel. this was just reported now. reportedly happened in april. the admiral in question was attending a conference with naturally defense contractors in florida when "became so intoxicated that an upscale beach front resort that he struck his head on a bar stool, wet his pants and needed an escort back to his hotel room." but wait, there's more. "after striking his head on the bar stool and wetting his pants and being helped back to his room, a few hours later still in a haze, the admiral re-emerged from his room without any clothes on as his door auto mat -- automatically locked behind him. as he look ford a towel, he was spotted by two alarm female guest who's reported him to hotel security. at least this time the report on