dick cheney said what? please don't call it a comeback. the rapper, his wife, her sister, and one nation living under surveillance. today, he says he's not a racist. in other news, he's not a player. he just crushes a lot. eric who? breaking news that sent shockwaves through the political world. congressman cantor lost his primary. nice to see you again, even through the tv screen. >> you're doing a good job filling in. thank you. >> i didn't get to fax him ant the midterms. maybe we'll do that in our next interview. i've got to tell you, i wish pizza was a vegetable. having a population not composed of zombies is vital to the u.s. and national interests. now, folks, there's no word yet on whether amazon.com will try to undercut prices for digital constitutions here. that's electronic publishing