>> i'm tempted to quote jesus, but i won't do that. >> save it for christmas. >> i'll save it for my christmas show. >> thank you both for joining us tonight. have a great thanksgiving. ahead, everybody's in the holiday spirit. we'll get to the bottom of a new attempt to smear the president and trayvon martin. plus, the political turkeys of the year. which right-winger is taking home the blueberry pie? also, did you know the president's waging a war on thanksgiving? me neither. tonight we'll pour some cold gravy on top of this new gop talking point. all that plus rev al's turkey tips. how to debunk your right wing relative who's been watching a little too much fox news. stay with us. [ woman 1 ] why do i cook?