top of the hour, "morning joe" says the best way to change policy, win an election. a powerhouse round table will take that on. when we come back here, the cooler. steven colbert's keynote speech. he says he knows why the cardinal was not chosen to be pope. funny stuff. we'll be right back. [ superfan ] we're hitting the road to help america discover the new helper. you've got to try this sweet & sour chicken helper. i didn't know they made chicken. crunchy taco or four cheese lasagna? can i get another one of those actually? [ superfan ] hey, america, we're here to help. ♪