[ male announcer ] from the last day of school, back to the first. they're gonna write a lot. so make sure they've got somewhere to write it. this week only get composition books for a dime. staples has it. staples. that was easy. are times i'll buy a book because of its title. i have no interest in reading it but something about the title is catchy, weird, so absurd that i want to put it on my shelf for everybody to see. i usually do this as a used book story so i don't waste too much money and most are from a genre, celebrity memoir. this is how i became the proud owner of "don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining, and i also have "power, pasta and politics." look at that. i love the picture on the cover there. and, of course, "don't hassel