his invention has morphed into. i'm talking about the emoticon's more aggressive japanese cousin, the emoji. why settle for a smiley face when you can send your friend a picture of a pizza or this random pile of poop? scott is not impressed. "sometimes i feel like dr. frankenstein. my creature started benign but it's gone places i couldn't agree with." i couldn't agree more. the second awesomist thing on the internet today, a late night legend. the folks at cbc music created this amazing 2 1/2-minute super cut of david letterman asking the same question over and over and over again to bands appearing on his late-night show. and it's really kind of weird. >> beautiful. are these your drums? >> those are fantastic. >> are those your drums? >> great. >> cool. >> nice drums. >> how are you? >> good-looking drums. thank you very much. >> i love these. nice job. >> these are beautiful drums