this was my first slice of pizza which i was only eating because my fiancee and i were a little hungover yesterday morning. the man is 72. he said he had eaten entire pizzas before but never a slice. when he was a wee one in england he had never heard of pizza. so when dean martin sang when the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie -- stewart also said he was shocked when the slice was brought over and his first comment was there's no knife and fork? and the third awesomest thing on the internet today, of course the vagina shaped pinball machine by a french artist inspired by former congressman todd aiken. >> first of all, from what i understand from doctors, that's really rare. if it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. >> well, that's not true, but todd aiken can play pin ball and try to shut that whole thing