from doodle paranoia on april fool's day, to lawyers, guns and immigration. here are today's top lines. play ball. >> does anybody have a score on red sox or nationals? >> among those watching the game, the president of the united states. >> you were expecting somebody else. april fool's on all you all. >> bo obama showing off his easter rabbit. >> easter, him, easter, him. >> historical figure. influential person. >> the large bunny behind me, steve, there's snoopy and charlie brown. >> kids, eat your vegetables. >> we have to do better to see our defense of marriage is not reduced to an attack on gay people. >> could you support a republican presidential candidate who supported same-sex marriage? >> i would think that's inevitable. >> i admit haven't been too good