rubio is heading to iowa this weekend to headline a birthday fundraiser for the state's governor. let's see, marco rubio, iowa, 2016. just saying. and when daniel day lewis showed up at a british film awards ceremony with an empty chair, well, you know where this is going. >> i'm so extremely grateful and glad that taking time out of his very busy schedule that the recently re-elected president of this country was able to make it here tonight. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> yep. all right. finally, how did 19th century naturalist charles darwin manage to land 4,000 votes in a georgia congressional race? it was a write-in after incumbent republican paul brown called evolution and the big bang theory, quote, lies straight from the pit of hell. brown did manage to beat darwin and all other challengers. that's your morning dish of scrambled politics. so last night on "politics