there. >> you don't write any of that stuff. they take you out a vegetable crisper five minutes before the show. and they put you in front of something spelled out phonetically, i know how this goes. >> but i know you're out there. >> i'm in the business. >> jon stewart's buddy, stephen colbert featured his new interns, who he described as tiny and frighteningly strong. >> the best ones to date. five bright, young women who just returned from some kind of study abroad program in london. anyway, they're very helpful. and you know, speaking of which, i don't have my pen. jay, the intern, could someone bring my pen, please. >> can you give this to stephen? [ cheers and applause ]