fantasy league. folks, this is exactly what mitt needs. he's had a little trouble relating to joe six pack. just listen to him talking about basketball. >> i met a guy yesterday, 7 feet tall. i figured he had to be in sport, but he wasn't in sport. >> yes! the tall man was not in sport. neither bounce ball nor oblong leather zeppelin toss. jim, show us refalca at sport. ♪ whoo! whoo! whoo-hoo! refalc, number one! refalca, number one! go, refalca! and folks -- perfect hair! and folks, lest you think the horse is doing all the work, mitt picks the music himself. at this year's world cup, he chose a selection of songs from the soundtrack to "rain man." clearly, mitt envies rain man's ability to connect with people. folks, in support of mitt romney, i am making dressage the official colbert report sport of the summer. so, kids -- so, nation, sing it with me, the official seventh inning anthem of dressage. ♪ take me out to the horse ring, take me out to dressage ♪