you might be misunderstanding new jersey's slogan. it's not the olive garden state. but the -- the truth is -- the first lady is right. americans are in terrible shape. you can tell how, out of shape we are by the way we protest. we used to march. now we occupy. i want to say a quick congratulations to the occupy protestors. it took months and months of petchuli oil and hackysack, but finally wall street isn't greedy any more. congratulations. press secretary jay carnie is with us. hello, jay. jay is, as you know not only press secretary, you know him as the the white guy from every lenscrafters commercial. one of jay's jobs is to keep track of all the hillary rosens. for those of you who aren't familiar with the story, kim, lindsay, et cetera.