where newt gingrich is the president. of the moon. how can anybody be president of the moon, you ask, from the past where you live? back when he was just candidate gingrich, president newt, that's what we call him president newt, he not only promised a permanent colony on the moon before the end of his second term, he said that we would have a colony. after we had a colony here, the moon could be the 51st state. >> that happened, in our lifetimes, america. do you think mitt romney is ever going to inspire somebody to wear a space costume on a news show? will romney ever reveal his true self-through a ring tone? >> mitt romney's favorite ring tone is "dancing queen."