terminal that day. it must be life-threatening annoying if it is your job to drive one of those carts all day long with that horrible alert noise blaring all day long, which is where the infinite genius of newark airport comes in. they have solved the problem of the silent electric cart, not by putting some horrible intrusive honking or beeping siren on the carts, instead, by having the cart drivers just say beep. they just politely say beep beep, as they drive around the airport, not hitting you in their silent electric cart. route your next trip through new arc, i swear they do this. it's awesome. why does the new arc airport do it this way, i have no idea. we asked the spokesperson whether this was official airport policy, where it came from? they chuckled at us, were very nice, said they would check but have not gotten back to us. tonight, on the best new thing in the world, somebody has one upped the geniuses at