>> i have to fix my clothes. >> you're fixing your clothes? >> yes, sir. >> i smell a lot of alcohol coming from the car. i'm going to have you perform some field sobriety tests, okay? >> okay. >> i'm going to advise you that you're on camera. i'll read you your miranda warnings. >> the entire time he reads her her rights she's putting herself to rights. at last, she's ready for her close-up. >> first thing i want to do is look at your eyes. >> i can't do that. i'm bow-legged. >> that's okay. just as well as you can. just as close as you can. can you see the tip of my pen? >> yes, sir. >> while keeping your head still, follow the tip of my pen with your eyes only. >> she has trouble with the first test so he goes on to the next. >> do you think you can walk along that line right there? >> this line? yeah. >> put your left foot on the line. >> nobody can do that. >> lots of people can do it. >> nobody can do that. >> ain't nobody in the world can walk like this. >> after failing the first two tests, not even being able to attempt them, she started to get a little bit more hostile. >> her anger mounts as deputy gibbs calmly offers a third test. >> just stand there like that. we're going to try a one-leg stand, okay?