let me finish tonight with a simple proposition. it's how president obama can get congress to pass a jobs bill. call it, porking out. got it? i bet you do already. all he has to do is combine the projects that all of the members of congress have asked for in their districts. all of the dams they want fixed. sewer and water systems they want funded. now take all those projects, skip the bad apples and put them together in one big fat bill. a wedding of pork projects and send it up to capitol hill. now alert every media outlet, every blogger about what is at stake and each little hamlet, pet projects in some cases, that will finally get done. and put local folk on the job, getting a payroll, getting it done. okay, i'm calling it porking out because that's of course what it is. if is doing jobs that people at the local level want done.