>> yeah, definitely a shot every winning, you'd be down on the floor after seconds. so, the reaction, what's this like? >> critics are not being kind to this show at all. they're saying it's rambling, that nz desperate need of a producer, and overall it was kind of boring. the novelty wore off pretty quickly, which is amazing considering he's been a sound bite machine over the past week. but as we all know, more than a few sound bites takes what it takes to make a good tv show. >> absolutely. what about one of his two goddesses who left, the porn star girlfriend? she's now back. what's that all about? >> well, that's a very good question. tmz spoke with charlie sheen, and i believe his explanation was something to the effect of i chipped one of my warlock fangs and made her angry and now she's back. he was killing a great white shark, according to the quote. it made no sense. i don't have a charlie sheen dictionary, but i'm pretty sure it means something to the effect that he took out whatever anger he was having on her. she left for a few hours, she