this time right now. but willie, i know that your fans are going to get pretty ugly. >> freak show. >> 6th avenue is blocked up all the way down to 40th. >> i've sent pea stizzas out to crowd. >> i don't know where in the world you would get a concept for this book. jaws? >> this is great. he's got a book, i've got a book. it's america. >> the real competition, jaws say, is justin bieber. he has a book out. we need to squash him like a grape. >> bieber fever. >> willie, american freak show has already been held by pu pulitzer prize winner in its genre. what is the genre ? >> it's satire. that's your genre. so the characters are real. >> is that a sport? >> the characters are real, the stories are fake.