witchy woman might be gaining on you. let's play "oddball." it's me again. we begin with a little self-promotion. as many of you and all of you should know. my new book, quote, pitchforks and torches. it was deemed too hot. i instead recorded a tamer version. here is the read that was too racy, even for the internet. hello again, faithful amazonians. it's me again, friendly keith from friendly keith's discount house of words. my new book includes well over 15,000 different words, words like pejorative and abatement. why just look at the cover. "pitchforks and torches:the worst of the worst from beck, bill and bush to palin and other posturing republicans." that's 19 words right there. 15 of them are different. where else are you going to find a different word ratio like that? but it's not just words, mind you. many of these words form actual phrases, questions, and even