people say to me, mr. president, you helped to revive the banking industry. you saved gm and chrysler. what about the news business? and i have to explain, hey, i'm just the president. i'm not a miracle worker here. >> and as you know a lot of republicans would not be here tonight because it is dollar drink night at the bondage club, so unfortunately. that was my favorite story. republicans and a lesbian bondage club. it's ironic. republicans don't want lesbians to get married but they do like to watch them tie the knot. i thought that was interesting. i did think that was interesting. ♪ hey -- who's our best presentation guy? carl.