main character and master thief. >> you have a gun. >> just robbing the place, you know. >> is that your intention? >> no, it isn't. >> well, then, i suppose the polite thing to do would be to offer you a cup of tea. >> needless to say, the main theme here is love, not crime. but you wouldn't know it from the reviews. no love there. peter howell of the "toronto star" says enduring this soppy muddle of twinkling stars, fluttering wings, refracted points of light and destined swooners is like being forced to listen at length to a crazy person on a street corner read out old hallmark greeting cards. >> ouchy. >> rough. >> yeah. >> but the "l.a. times" didn't think it was so bad. he said because it is fearlessly severe and not totally successful, it is easy to mark. but also its willingness to go all out in the quest for grandness of romantic gestures. >> amazing how reviews can be so different, right?