looking, but it was very real. take a look. we'll show you a picture if we have it. is that it? >> you can barely see it. >> see it better when he does his stand-up act. apparently went out for food with his fiance. wasn't like he got in a fight. with a bikers' gang, or anything. went to pay a parking meter. opened the door on his face. he explained the whole thing. get a listen. >> i actually put together a re-enactment of this. i will show you what happened. i was going to open the door to get quarters out of the coin thing to feed the meter, but instead i got a little distracted. instead hit myself in the cheekbone. with the corner of the door. i learned an important lesson. that lesson is car doors open outwards. >> who knew? >> who knew? unless, of course, there is anotherstair. that is just such a perfect black eye. i have to think, well. >> somebody else would have the story.