last name. i'm deuces rogers. i am diana's -- we'll call it her other half, not her better half. honey, i've got to tell you, i've got to give you a lot of credit. you came up with the most creative way to get out of the 2:00 a.m. feedings. you've got to go to work. you've got to go anchor the show "world news now." all right. so i'll be left at home all alone with a 4-month-old baby screaming at 2:00 a.m., 3:00 a.m., 4:00 a.m. thanks. in all seriousness, congratulations, honey. i am so proud of you. i am so happy. i will certainly tape the show every night and watch it when i get up in the morning. and now i'm also really happy that everybody's going to get a chance to meet the real diana. you know, they've seen the straight-hair diana all professional and i'm an anchorwoman, but now they'll get to see wacky diana. and you and i know who wacky diana really is. and also, one last thing for your tv husband rob, rob, i've got a message for you. diana, she doesn't really do lack of sleep all that well. good luck with that. >> oh, thanks, man. thanks for the heads-up. i appreciate that. and you may recognize him