why. >> in front of your wife? >> somebody just staring at you. >> no, sitting across the table, not like -- >> conversing and all that? >> i would say something messy like a taco, ribs. i love you too. >> sort of like this -- >> a little too close. >> i don't know. what about the undressing? that's kind of weird. >> i think women are self-conscious about sometimes their body. i think dudes, we're like, whatever. we're fat and happy. but anyway. thought that was interesting. >> it is interesting. next up, let's talk about a bear who steals a car. and apparently this is what happened in russia. i don't know -- >> we're debating whether this is real or fake. >> this video is two minutes long and we edited it down. it was a straight shot, no cuts in the video. we did cut it down because of time-wise. but look at this. throws everything out of the back -- >> this bear is basically jacking this minivan. >> yes. van-jacking, if you will. there's no way. >> this is fake video. are you buying this? you believe that? >> i don't know, what is the age for bears to drive in russia? >> i don't know. >> we talked about that earlier. >> come on. >> there he is! >> oh, look. >> he's the one that's been driving the show all along.c 0ññ