reminded them they were made out of love. if they had better brains, they would have went with the science kids in high school, because you're dumb. this isn't your score. like, mommy had to do this for you. greg: yeah, exactly. >> that's probably why the kids' attitude was i only go to school for beer parties and football. greg: just do that then -- >> you can still go to the parties. greg: they love it when people aren't in school come to your parties. you're usually the drug dealer. [laughter] >> this is an uncomfortable story for me because i'm afraid they're going to find out about the four-pack of zima my parents used to get me into nassau community college. that dime bag could come back to haunt us. you've got to think of the perks of the story. at least now we know how michael avenatti got into law law schoo. that makes sense. >> there you go. [applause] >> but to kat's point about merit, which she's right, i also do know a lot of people who would do anything to have not gone to college and gotten a