>> i had a nasty breakup with my ex and took him to court. i never met shepard and baker in person but they did give me back the gold watch i gave my ex last christmas. it was still attached to his arm. >> they got me my money basket i asked for the address to send them a thank you note but they told me if i ever figure out the address i'd already be dead. >> when i won my case shepard and baker would not take my money. they said i would take payments and leather pants and coupons. >> they sue me because my dog was barking too loud so i called shepard and baker but then carl disappeared for ten years and has not been seen since. -- holy, [bleep], they killed carl. >> i'm shepard. >> and i'm baker. >> we are the guys. >> we are the guys.