monticello, she's a d.c. bureau chief bridge to prevent any problems, the winner will win on the basis of the story, not presentation. total impartiality. >> first we have rachel dole is ultimately woman who thought she was black even though she was born white. unsurprisingly, we have a student a doctoral student at the university of arizona who self identifies as a hippopotamus. >> tucker: the animal? >> the sub-saharan memo. mammal. that's not even the craziest part the craziest thing is that the university of arizona is thrilled to have this student teaching undergraduates about the inter-sexuality of animal studies and transit studies. >> tucker: my question is if i were in a canoe and this person surfaced next to me, what i be in danger of being killed? >> there is obviously something not right so you probably would be in danger.