fiji water. which is my water of choice. people are saying it's controversial. let's roll the tape on that. >> fiji water is a gift from nature to us to repay our gift of bottled at the source, untouched. greg: untouched by man? who do you think bottles it. bottled water is the biggest scam ever. we used to drink it from a faucet back my day. i'm beautiful within i'm sexy. if you want to look like me. drink your water from a flash flood set or garden hose. be like a dog. jesse: avocado commercials make