judgy eyes for drinking before noon, she's just jealous. so drink another for her. seven, impulse purchase. do you need it? no. but you buy at least one item your normally frugal mind would talk you out of out. and eight, add up how much you spend and saved. saved should be the larger should be justifying the whole ordeal. following these rules, you can become a great shopper and great american. back to you, greg. >> the first three letters. >> i don't spell. that's what% spell-check is for. but fun isn't -- functional things aren't fun. >> i just wanted to point that out. >> will you be shopping, greg this >> i find this to be a prehistoric ritual.