andy? andy? >> hi, tom. what's up? >> you know the show started, right? >> has it? >> we are supposed to do banter right now. >> sorry, i guess. >> you know, the playful and friendly exchanging of remarks -- exchange of remarks? >> yes. >> this is very unprofessional. >> you are unprofessional. >> let's welcome our guests. she loves to wine and dine, but she skips the dine. i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. he was a lobbyist, but never stood in the lobby. he is so british he calls mesh the colony. national review staff writer charles cook. and he has been on mtv more times than the video for billy jean. next to me andrew schulz. one of the stars of "benders" premiering october 1st, that's today. let's start the show.