carly farina is considering running for president. seems like a lot of work just to be a fox news pundit. rand paul announced he's taking over the families not being president business. and yes, that's rand as in he didn't get elected but at least he rand. paul's a libertarian, which if you're unfamiliar a libertarian is a republican that you have to block on twitter. rand paul's campaign slogan is defeat the washington machine, unleash the american dream. the american dream, of course is the model name of rand paul's wig. well enough talk about 2016. let's talk about the most important person in the room the person i'm so glad that's in the white house, michelle obama. [ applause ] michelle you take care of that garden while you can, because in