dad, what's that? no, i don't want to do that. >> not only, jim, am i bringing the bacon home, i'm bringing the flank steak home the fillet minion and occasionally the lobster tale gets in the mix. >> how many books do you have out right now. >> books, with your kids. >> my book, you know dad is fat. it's the title came from my now 7-year-old son's jack when he was 5 first sentence he wrote is dad is fat and he showed it to me and i put him up for adoption. >> as well you should. >> trying to be a good dad i sat the older three down and explained to them that the new baby doesn't mean i love them any less. son's little league team and we lost because they were hot. they were hot. they couldn't play.