cheese? they actually have a six-year-old deejay at these parties? >> that sounds fantastic. as long as there's no height requirement, greg gutfeld -- my favorite birthday party, we had it in the backyard and we played pin the tail on the donkey. >> wasn't that your birthday party last year? >> that's how i became a republican. >> my birthday was right after the civil war. i don't even know if we had it at that point. you are talking about the gymnasium. i used to go to the teen club. that was a big deal. a lot of people brought some booze in and some other stuff -- >> kids are getting these experiences, then they have nothing to look forward to. we had a clown or a magician or a roller skating party. we worked up to the night club. what are they going to be at 17, 18, 21? >> it's actually a lot cheaper -- eric, am i right from the thing i sent you last week?