wrapping things up and taking a hike. stephen colbert is in. colbert named the next host of the late show. will the late show look like colbert's old show? you both like the letter s, that's is shocking. what you are looking at is the here actual microwave oven i stole from bill o'reilly's green room. >> i took the liberty of opening you a twitter account. president clinton was taken but president lejeff is available. >> are your -- really that good. >> no, but my bigs are really big. >> greg gutfeld is host of that fantastic show on show red eye. and co-host of the other fantastic show the five he joins us. greg, you were my first choice. i'm emotionally devastated, greta.