president obama. >> but he was one of the only people making jokes about obama. >> after he found out he was leaving. >> and his ratings went up. i love jay leno. you're funny. you're funny. you have lot to offer. >> am i next? i got a lovely note from sheryl hall of centennial, colorado. and she sent a homemade card, which i love, but the gift is something i wanted to regift to greg, because it's called i would rather be short. it tells you all the reasons in graphics why you would want to be short. you can stair in an airport under the storage units and you don't have to slouch, and the food portions look bigger, and you're never expected to do chores like changing a light bulb. i wanted to give that to you for self-help. >> see how big the book looks. >> can you get a picture of the pout? he's pouting. bob, not you. okay, fine. your turn.