christianity. and justin bieber. >> isn't that a little too easy? >> no, because people are punishing him for other reasons, not mine. you don't drag race in a car, because no one can win the pink slip. >> i don't know what that means. >> if you're going to drag race, the ownership, the pink slip, you can't drag race in a car that you don't own. and also the crime doesn't involve turpitude, his crime immigrant moral twerpitude. thank you, ladies and gentlemen, i will now be leaving? >> do you think the wind did that to his hair? >> he is unbelievably happy -- >> his father -- >> the father who should be giving him a kick in the you know what. >> he is drunk, bieber, he is speeding, drag racing in a pedestrian neighborhood. all right?