swimming against the tide. >> i do the under tow. the principal hasn't canceled the prom yet. >> so -- >> i'm hoping you will tell us a prom story. tell us a prom story. >> i know that's what you are looking for. you want to hear what you already know. i did not have a date for the prom. it was supposed to be the special memorable night every girl looks forward to and it didn't happen. >> i couldn't make it. i had another hot chick. >> i went with a friend of a friend of a friend and my parents confessed to me recently they called around their friends to get one of their kids -- >> oh man. i'm sorry we even did this story. i'm depressed. >> if it is any consulation, i had an awesome prom. by the way, my prom, andy, i'm 49. my prom, all about the slow dances. there was three dances in a row. free bird, stairway to heaven