room. a kid goes running. i pulled the mat out from under him. a teacher happened to walk by. he said, take your wallet out. grab your ankles. bam, paddle. i saw stars. i saw stars for an an hour. and i will tell you i was the perfect student for two and a half more years of high school. at least in jim class. >> so you're saying we should spank bob. >> i would allow them to paddle my son. >> oh, really? >> absolutely. i'm delighted you said. i had the same experience in biology class where the biology did it because i put coca-cola in some girl's and he got mad about it. they hurt. >> hurt like hell. >> i remembered it. i didn't mess with that girl after that. >> how many other bad things did you do for like the next 40 years? >> hardly anything. >> please. let me tell you something -- >> do you paddle? >> no. >> why do you have to think so